Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Cucky]

Nice photoshopped picture Len, I have the real version your uncle took:

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Now i see why Len admires planes, he'd love to do service, lube up the parts and keep moral high.

(1) has a job
How come your on here 24/7 . where do you work?

At the kiwi farms, duh.

 

[millais]

I didn't say anything about you using the internet. My one uncle was using the internet till he was 91, He doesn't any longer though he came down with Alzheimer last December. He was in WWII and flew over Japan in a B-29. out of Saipan. I would post some of his photography, but I don't want it to used in the wrong way on here by you people. He really risked his life to keep the U.S. free.
He flew in B-29 Z Square #55 .

I respect military aviators of all nations for their courage and fortitude in times of conflict, but I do not think it is appropriate for you to misrepresent your uncle's volar as the pinnacle of selfless sacrifice, especially as appeals to patriotism are doubly inappropriate in the case of the airmen who dropped millions of tons of explosive and incendiary munitions on defenseless civilians whose deaths by the thousands ultimately had little to no bearing on the outcome of the war. The strategic bombing campaign over Japan was a shameful war crime that Curtis LeMay should have gone to the gallows for and it will always be an indelible stain on the history of the USAAF. Those who followed their orders and flew those missions did show great courage in risking life and limb in the line of duty, but let us not deceive ourselves as to the scale of the death and destruction they wrought upon their fellow human beings.

For some people, befehl ist befehl, but we should hold ourselves to a higher standard.

 

[Kirby]

Len's Everyday Itinerary:

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- Wake up in filth covered house even Hoarders wouldn't take on
- Go to closet to pick out hung arrangement of t-shirt and jorts combo, disregarding the weather
- Pack Creepkit for the day (Contains ancient Pentax camera, choloroform, rags, duct tape, rope, random train parts)
- Load up the Rapejeep
- McDonald's Breakfast
- Trespass on private land to take pictures of trains
- Get scared off, shit pants
- Change diapers in truck stop bathroom, suck off a stranger or two for extra spending money
- Go back home around noon to eat lunch picked up from Arby's drive thru and ignore ailing mother
- Screencap Kiwi Farms, post to Facebook sock accounts as "proof" of "something yet to be determined"
- Rage impotently at being owned every time he posts
- Call the Phoenixville Sears demanding to speak with any combination of Mister Sears, Steve Mallon or Dennis Blank while under the pseudonym "Bob Lowe"
- Shit pants when police arrive at house, pretend not to open door
- Go out for dinner at Burger King
- Take creepshots of minors at local pizzeria for spank bank material
- Drive aimlessly through Boyertown, staring longingly at all the places he can't go
- Returns home for diabeetus meds
- Throws in a train video and jerks himself to sleep only for the cycle to repeat itself

This is of course assuming that his penis can still get hard.

@Schuylkill Valley

Does your penis still work?

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

3. Open my mouth, and let me bear
gladly the warm truth everywhere
!

awfully homoerotic

 

[Cthulu]

Yeah well, Whatever.

Good job Lenny. Learn to spell one word at a time.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, right, something "interesting" I noticed the other day---Pinkington Puffington's FB page was deleted. Not that there was much of note

Spoiler: other than a random logo.

When I first saw "Pinkington," I originally read it as "Pinkerton" several times before realizing Len fucked up the spelling. Which is hilarious because he had the actual spelling right in front of him. Also, I'm fairly certain "Pinkington" (read: Pinkerton) has always been a surname.

When I first saw the logo, the name "Allan Pinkerton" popped into my head. A two-second Google search shows that he founded the original Pinkerton's Detective Agency in 1850. We all know Len has a boner for the 19th century.

Word of advice, Len. First, spellcheck. Second, if you're going to attempt to masquerade as some sort of official for a private security company, make sure to use one that actually exists. It's been Securitas Security Services USA, Inc. since 2003.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Stay outta Boyertown, Len

You are a joke!!!!!

 

[Kirby]

You are a joke!!!!!

Why don't you come to our farm and say that to our face?

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I respect military aviators of all nations for their courage and fortitude in times of conflict, but I do not think it is appropriate for you to misrepresent your uncle's volar as the pinnacle of selfless sacrifice, especially as appeals to patriotism are doubly inappropriate in the case of the airmen who dropped millions of tons of explosive and incendiary munitions on defenseless civilians whose deaths by the thousands ultimately had little to no bearing on the outcome of the war. The strategic bombing campaign over Japan was a shameful war crime that Curtis LeMay should have gone to the gallows for and it will always be an indelible stain on the history of the USAAF. Those who followed their orders and flew those missions did show great courage in risking life and limb in the line of duty, but let us not deceive ourselves as to the scale of the death and destruction they wrought upon their fellow human beings.

For some people, befehl ist befehl, but we should hold ourselves to a higher standard.

So what you saying is, you condone what the Japan did to us on December 7Th. 1941 was ok?

 

[Kirby]

So what you saying is, you condone what the Japan did to us on December 7Th. 1941 was ok?

Calm down Len, take a step back here. Don't try to create a moral debate that you won't even be able to mentally comprehend or follow. Just go back to talking about how we are all Bob and Dennis.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Why don't you come to our farm and say that to our face?

Well you had your chance on Saturday, after all you said you saw me. why didn't you come over and introduce your self ? I hope you know , if you lie you fry.

 

[I'm With Chris]

ANSWER THESE 2 QUESTIONS:

1. Who here on Kiwifarms is Matt, Bob, Curt and Dennis? I am confused now. This is important for you to establish so I can know exactly who is pretending to be who. I can't defend you if your story isn't straight.

2. Why do railfans mess with train tracks? I'm not saying you do, just why do they in general? Are they just trying to get the train to stop so they can get a picture? Is it something else.? I know absolutely nothing about trains and railfandom so I want you to answer this question immediately. I'm thinking it's harmless hobbyist stuff but there are those in this who think otherwise. Again, I can't defend you here if you don't explain your hobby clearly and in a positive light.

 

[chimpburgers]

You are a joke!!!!!

 

[Kirby]

Well you had your chance on Saturday, after all you said you saw me. why didn't you come over and introduce your self ? I hope you know , if you lie you fire.

I did introduce myself. I said straight to your face "I am Curr Bee." But your lazy fucking eyeball just started rolling even more to the left and then you just shit yourself and ran away. You were probably having a mental overload and up to now have blocked it out of your memory.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Can a Lenstorian offer a summary of the various crimes ol' Pantshitter has been accused of over the years? I can't keep up with the King of the Spergs' antics.

 

[John Daker]

ANSWER THESE 2 QUESTIONS:

1. Who here on Kiwifarms is Matt, Bob, Curt and Dennis? I am confused now. This is important for you to establish so I can know exactly who is pretending to be who. I can't defend you if your story isn't straight.

2. Why do railfans mess with train tracks? I'm not saying you do, just why do they in general? Are they just trying to get the train to stop so they can get a picture? Is it something else.? I know absolutely nothing about trains and railfandom so I want you to answer this question immediately. I'm thinking it's harmless hobbyist stuff but there are those in this who think otherwise. Again, I can't defend you here if you don't explain your hobby clearly and in a positive light.

Zeropointenergy is always Dennis, and I'm Dennis sometimes depending on Shaner's mood at the time.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Len will never figure who I am. I am the dark, mysterious figure looming over the whole conspiracy. I'm the puppet master. I pull the strings. Agent @Zim , proceed with the original plan. You'll be contacted with further orders.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

B-29 #42-93947 The Janice E. Z Square #55

@Schuylkill Valley how about giving us your uncle's name now?

Source

 

[WireSponge]

Len will never figure who I am. I am the dark, mysterious figure looming over the whole conspiracy. I'm the puppet master. I pull the strings. Agent @Zim , proceed with the original plan. You'll be contacted with further orders.

Ingenious plan, @DrJonesHat. Shaner will never figure out that the judge is a member of the Lenspiracy!

 

[sugoi-chan]

So what you saying is, you condone what the Japan did to us on December 7Th. 1941 was ok?

Japan attacked a military base, Len. Not a city.