Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

  • Total voters
    172
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It's cause he's making shit up.

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I'm not surprised, it's more... a traffic ticket is the most damning shit he could come up with? He honestly thinks people care if someone on the internet got a ticket. At least the molestation stuff was potentially damaging.

I'd hate to have this master detective get on my case. Why, just think how much everyone would hate me if they knew that
sometimes I speed.
 
Criminal Record
Curtis M. Hasselbacher
Gender : M
D.O.B.: October 6, 1984
Charge
Criminal/traffic Charges Filed Date: August 11, 2011 Description: Exceed 8 Ft Width
Code: MDJ-02-3-06 Case Number: MJ-02306-TR-0003499-2011_Has_Cur_19841006
Court: Lancaster Name: PA AOC traffic filing citation 2 State: PA.

Shaw we play games all day?

Sorry, old boy. I am not into games.
You've already been discredited. Any further lies and slander on your part will only sink you deeper.

Well, yes the sexual Assaults, Just like Curt all the rest are doing to Mr. Shaner.

Now you are accusing us of sexually assaulting Mr Shaner? Heavens to betsy!

Your entire "train" of thought seems rather warped.
Pun intended.
 
It's cause he's making shit up.

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Yes, our new friend @The_Knight_Rider saw some calumny being lobbed at Len and missed the point that this was funny. Instead, he arrived at the conclusion that the kiwi farms were extremely gullible and would accept any unsupported slanderous accusation as fact. Now he's spamming us with shit no one cares about.

Much like Shaner tried and failed to derail that train on the Strasburg line, The_Knight_Rider is impotently attempting to derail this thread by making things up about some random guy. There's a certain grotesque charm to it all - this guy is both conniving and extremely retarded, so I do look forward to seeing the next clever scheme he comes up with.

Thanks, @Zim , for bringing this fine fellow to the wide acclaim he seems to richly deserve. This has been a real treat.
 
Excuse me while I whip this out.

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Fellow Kiwi's, I believe we've been too insensitive to Leonard Shaner's needs. He's been lashing out at rail roads because he's not comfortable with himself and now we can see why. Coming out can be difficult for anyone and especially hard in the later stages of life. We need to be supportive as he starts this new chapter and help him overcome the challenges he'll be facing.
 
This is a work of art. I may print it as a poster and hang it in my den.

It makes so much sense now. Especially the whole “Knight Rider” thing. Len wants to be like David Hasselhoff and Kitt, who were without question the gayest man-machine combo on TV in the 1980s (yes, I remember BJ and the Bear, but the monkey complicates things).

Lenny wants to give it to a train…badly. Perhaps even a talking train. He’s gay for Thomas. Rather than judge, let’s help him make his dreams come true.
 
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Fellow Kiwi's, I believe we've been too insensitive to Leonard Shaner's needs. He's been lashing out at rail roads because he's not comfortable with himself and now we can see why. Coming out can be difficult for anyone and especially hard in the later stages of life. We need to be supportive as he starts this new chapter and help him overcome the challenges he'll be facing.
Poor Len - his flimsy bridge of lies proves inadequate to the weight of these crippling secrets.
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It's funny how he went ahead with the doxing assuming that, despite 30 pages proving otherwise, we all really hated Pocket Sand and were just itching for the opportunity to get his real name so we could... do what, exactly? And then when that didn't work, inventing facts that were easily disproven, and believing that the most heinous crime in the world is getting a traffic citation for an excessively wide load... that's not even particularly dangerous, that's even LESS of a beef than speeding.

Hey Len, call David Dunning and Justin Kruger and tell them they were right.... don't worry, they'll know what you're talking about.
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot:

Part 2 of Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is a closet gay - ETA 15 hours.

Edit: I put this new revelation on the intro page for accuracy so we don't get accused of hearsay.
 
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About being that Devon S. Age 18 also filed false charges on Mr. Shaner. The best part the Boyertown PD knows this and she will be handled soon for her actions.
Miss Devon is girlfriends to Mr. McEvoy, who sit's on the board of trustees for the Colebrookdale Railroad. That's all for now.

Alright man. Straight up. When you showed up and started posting like it was 1995 I knew you might be in over your head and kinda felt bad for you. When you put yourself in harms way by name dropping groups that you probably shouldn't I felt bad for you. When you stumbled around leaving vulnerable gaps like the big red glowing "hit me here" points on a level ten dungeon boss. I felt bad.

Then you start punching down at a teen-aged girl while being a grown ass man and now I cant quit find all the sympathy I had. Again. Do not imply you're going to drop the dox on a young girl. Do not try and use the thread to threaten a child who was the victim of sexual aggression. Especially to try and intimidate her into silence.

If you got a problem with that head on over to 8chan and politely explain your predicament. Ask openly for Anon's help. Call to them from the depths of the seas and the lofty heights of the mountains. Into their hands I relinquish your silly, silly, little soul.




Now back to only posting the giggles and bullshits.
 
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