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My god.... Shaner's allies are abandoning ship faster than a rich dude in the final hours of the Titanic!
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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"I am going to blow up the train because Allah is offended by the dangerous nature of this train station! So I'll make it more dangerous! So action is taken!
- Mohammed Mohammed Jr"
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@Schuylkill Valley I did and everything you say is shit. So in your face, faggot.
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Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
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Wow Matt, you think you know so much, don't you? You all think you know so much. Got news for you, you don't know a damn thing. But you will soon fine out. Ha Ha.
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Welcome back! Forgetting to change character again too. Oh Len.
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Len just to let you know the kids over Xbox live who said they've had their way with my mom and that they're gonna beat me up sound more threatening than you ever will.
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He called you fine, @Zim. I think he's coming on to you! What a lucky guy you are!
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How does it feel to know that we've proven time and time again your "evidence" proves nothing, actually works against you, and we'll know every single detail of your trial to laugh about later? Every time you say "you'll see!" all you're doing is creating anticipation for your hilarious downfall.
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It's the "Ha. Ha." at the end that really makes it. It in no way actually represents the sound of someone genuinely laughing - but it does represent the sound of someone stiffly pretending to laugh in order to cover up how nervous they are. It's like his bad writing looped around to honesty.
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The following event was related to me by a current employee who chooses to remain nameless.
In preparation for the upcoming digital transition several years ago, we were inundated with new product that had to be setup by overnight crews. These overnight crews did resets and hooked displays up so that they could be demoed on the sales floor to customers. In all retail stores, the server room is the room that also holds the television feed, meaning you can put in a DVD in a designated machine and all the TV's connected to the feed will broadcast the DVD in store. It's a very simple setup.
Len's favorite thing next to foaming over trains was trying to sell videos of his shit to employees. He would bring in a ratty cardboard box that had grease stains all over it. Almost all of his videos were on VHS despite DVD being a more numerous medium and VHS players were all but nearly fazed out in the store. It was a disorganized mess that looked like someone's trash. Videos were hand written in a mix of pen and magic marker with odd names that didn't adequately describe what was on the tape.
To convince the store to buy his shit, he opened a brand new DVD/VHS combo player that was being saved for a customer, store used it, and tried to hook it up to the television feed in the server room. What followed was an eyewitness account:
“To put it bluntly; it was horrifying and perverse. What appeared on the screens in midday was a cacophony of screeching audio and train sounds, intermittently scattered with long winded close-ups of women walking down the street or in yards, going about their daily lives. It was disgusting and creepy. An employee shut it off after five minutes. Had we known what was going on from the beginning, we'd have never let it happen."
Turns out the server room door is normally locked but a contractor working on the racks propped it open because he was doing work in and out of the room. When Len saw the electronics employee go to the server room, he waddled after him, telling him not to turn it off his magnum opus. Despite turning it off, the tape was stuck inside the DVD/VHS player, effectively ruining it. The thought was to sell it to the customer at a discount but it was broke and we would be receiving no more of that particular model.
Len then tried to say that he was owed $20 dollars for the cost of the tape. He was told to take his box back to his car and finish his shift. When Len went to go get his trash box, someone had written “JOURNEY UP MY ASS PRODUCTIONS” in black permanent marker all over it. He looked like he was going to cry but he took his box to his car and finished his shift in silence.
In preparation for the upcoming digital transition several years ago, we were inundated with new product that had to be setup by overnight crews. These overnight crews did resets and hooked displays up so that they could be demoed on the sales floor to customers. In all retail stores, the server room is the room that also holds the television feed, meaning you can put in a DVD in a designated machine and all the TV's connected to the feed will broadcast the DVD in store. It's a very simple setup.
Len's favorite thing next to foaming over trains was trying to sell videos of his shit to employees. He would bring in a ratty cardboard box that had grease stains all over it. Almost all of his videos were on VHS despite DVD being a more numerous medium and VHS players were all but nearly fazed out in the store. It was a disorganized mess that looked like someone's trash. Videos were hand written in a mix of pen and magic marker with odd names that didn't adequately describe what was on the tape.
To convince the store to buy his shit, he opened a brand new DVD/VHS combo player that was being saved for a customer, store used it, and tried to hook it up to the television feed in the server room. What followed was an eyewitness account:
“To put it bluntly; it was horrifying and perverse. What appeared on the screens in midday was a cacophony of screeching audio and train sounds, intermittently scattered with long winded close-ups of women walking down the street or in yards, going about their daily lives. It was disgusting and creepy. An employee shut it off after five minutes. Had we known what was going on from the beginning, we'd have never let it happen."
Turns out the server room door is normally locked but a contractor working on the racks propped it open because he was doing work in and out of the room. When Len saw the electronics employee go to the server room, he waddled after him, telling him not to turn it off his magnum opus. Despite turning it off, the tape was stuck inside the DVD/VHS player, effectively ruining it. The thought was to sell it to the customer at a discount but it was broke and we would be receiving no more of that particular model.
Len then tried to say that he was owed $20 dollars for the cost of the tape. He was told to take his box back to his car and finish his shift. When Len went to go get his trash box, someone had written “JOURNEY UP MY ASS PRODUCTIONS” in black permanent marker all over it. He looked like he was going to cry but he took his box to his car and finished his shift in silence.
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Oh please. Are you on your period or something? lol
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@Schuylkill Valley Are you going to threaten us with Anonymoose again, or /Baph maybe the internet police?
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If I knew how to use photoshop (I know, pathetic) I would remake that music collection and put a big "JOURNEY UP MY ASS PRODUCTIONS" sticker on the front.
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I apologize to all the kiwi ladies for my insensitive remark.Hey now, that's 1/5th of women at any given moment, don't insult them like that
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We'll find out in about a month whether or not you're mentally challenged and insane enough to represent yourself in your own pre-trial. My gut puts that at a distinct possibility.
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Journey Up My Ass Productions should seriously be @Schuylkill Valley's title underneath his profile picture.
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Leonard F Shaner Jr. President and CEO- Journey Up My Ass Productions
That has a nice ring to it Lenny
That has a nice ring to it Lenny
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