Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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autism420 said:
Holy shit now he's impersonating a lawyer... Hy is not going to like seeing these screencaps :( Any problem if I send them over to him @Schuylkill Valley ?

Nah I think we'll wait for you to dig your hole further :jacewow:
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The current state of affairs:

Unlike Lennay, I will confess to telling a lie. I said that I had confirmed that Hy Mayerson wasn't Len's attorney because it was a Saturday and I wasn't able to reach him (and knew I probably wouldn't be able to until today).

Therefore, I said what I said because I thought it was absolutely impossible that Mr. Mayerson -- who does not practice criminal law -- would involve himself in something like this or be stupid enough to allow Len to make threats in his name on these pages. Out of sympathy and professional courtesy, I was hoping to minimize Mr. Mayerson's involvement in this drama because I simply couldn't fathom that he had willingly stepped into it.

Since then, however, I have confirmed that (1) The Facebook account in question is Hy's legitimate Facebook page, (2) He fancies himself a "video producer" and has produced some really weird stuff, including stuff about trains and (3) He's, ahem, "eccentric" (the video below is definitely worth watching):


If -- and this is quite plausible given the grammar and general insanity of the threats made on "Erica R. Stone's" Facebook page (reproduced below) -- this was Lennay hijacking an old man's Facebook account, we should not drag Hy's name through the mud on Len's account. Yes, he's eccentric, but if this was Lennay illegally logging into his account when he wasn't looking, he's a victim, not a cow.

I have emailed and left a message for Mr. Mayerson and will update everyone at the end of business today (and, believe me, if this is legitimate, I have already found a lot of material for you guys). However, until we hear back from Mr. Mayerson, let's try to keep things calm.

Yours,

Saul

PS. There are, unfortunately, lawyers who try to bully people who don't know any better, so here is a quick refresher on the law for anyone who is worried:

(1) Do not harass (i.e. continue to contact a person after they have told you to stop) Mr. Mayerson or anyone else.

(2) Do not physically threaten Mr. Mayerson or anyone else.

(3) Do not do anything else illegal like ordering pizzas to Mr. Mayerson's home or office.

If you follow these three simple rules, you have absolutely nothing to fear. Because, if this is indeed Mr. Mayerson (which is still not certain), his behavior is ridiculously unprofessional for an attorney, and his threats should inspire only laughter and not concern.

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Saul Goodman said:
The current state of affairs:

Unlike Lennay, I will confess to telling a lie. I said that I had confirmed that Hy Mayerson wasn't Len's attorney because it was a Saturday and I wasn't able to reach him (and knew I probably wouldn't be able to until today).

Therefore, I said what I said because I thought it was absolutely impossible that Mr. Mayerson -- who does not practice criminal law -- would involve himself in something like this or be stupid enough to allow Len to make threats in his name on these pages. Out of sympathy and professional courtesy, I was hoping to minimize Mr. Mayerson's involvement in this drama because I simply couldn't fathom that he had willingly stepped into it.

Since then, however, I have confirmed that (1) The Facebook account in question is Hy's legitimate Facebook page, (2) He fancies himself a "video producer" and has produced some really weird stuff, including stuff about trains and (3) He's, ahem, "eccentric":


If -- and this is quite plausible given the grammar and general insanity of the threats made on "Erica R. Stone's" Facebook page (reproduced below) -- this was Lennay hijacking an old man's Facebook account, we should not drag Hy's name through the mud on Len's account. Yes, he's eccentric, but if this was Lennay illegally logging into his account when he wasn't looking, he's a victim, not a cow.

I have emailed and left a message for Mr. Mayerson and will update everyone at the end of business today (and, believe me, if this is legitimate, I have already found a lot of material for you guys). However, until we hear back from Mr. Mayerson, let's try to keep things calm.

Yours,

Saul

PS. There are, unfortunately, lawyers who try to bully people who don't know any better, so here is a quick refresher on the law for anyone who is worried:

(1) Do not harass (i.e. continue to contact a person after they have told you to stop) Mr. Mayerson or anyone else.

(2) Do not physically threaten Mr. Mayerson or anyone else.

(3) Do not do anything else illegal like ordering pizzas to Mr. Mayerson's home or office.

If you follow these three simple rules, you have absolutely nothing to fear. Because, if this is indeed Mr. Mayerson (which is still not certain), his behavior is ridiculously unprofessional for an attorney, and his threats should inspire only laughter and not concern.

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This really does keep getting better and better. The train ride never ends.
 
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@creamyfanta It was a retelling of an IRL event a few pages back by Gook Choy. It's ... something.

Gook Choy said:
Len Shaner in Playtime Paranoia!

The following story has been related to me in person by an individual who was involved intimately with the Shaner family. For the safety of the person involved, I will refrain revealing how I know my source and from naming them as they still work in the medical field. This story takes place in the last five years.

Len's mother, Gloria, is basically invalid, relegated to care at home and at times has an elder care associate visit her to take care of her needs. It was intimated to me that Shaner is rarely home during the day as he is gone from mostly the crack of dawn to late at night doing God knows what. Basically doing everything except caring for his ailing mother. He is rude, dismissive and does the bare minimum to care for his mother.

Len manages to keep the home clean to an extent, but there are trip hazards and useless boxes everywhere. It is a step above a Hoarders episode. From what I was told, Adult Protective Services have been out there at least once and found no serious problems.

Being relatively new to Senior Care, “Jennifer” had been shadowing another associate during her first few weeks to become adjusted to the people on the route she was to take over. During the second or third week, Jennifer had come to be quite fond of Gloria as she is very sweet. So much so that “Jennifer” never had to knock on the days she was there for Gloria's care and was given a key.

One morning, “Jennifer” decided to drop off a vase of flowers on her day off and went into the house. The smell of feces hit Jennifer immediately and she assumed Gloria might have had an accident and with Len never there, she didn't want Gloria to suffer there all day. As she quickly went deeper into the house, there in the living room was Len, stripped to a pair of pantyhose over a pair of freshly filled Depends.

“He was watching an old 80's big tit porno, standing in the living room, heaving and thrusting into cotton pillow that had been ripped opened to create a makeshift “vagina.” The stench was overwhelming. He sensed me almost immediately and screamed, “YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!” before slipping and falling forward into a stack of VHS tapes and boxes. I was so repulsed and frightened, I turned and bolted back out the door. I drove for about twenty minutes aimlessly until I pulled into a park and cried. I just cried. I don't even know why. It was like a horrible nightmare. I couldn't go back. I called work that day and spoke to my route manager and begged to take a different client.”

Len would then later try to call the company Jennifer worked for to say she was breaking and entering, despite evidence and history to the contrary. Jennifer never went back and the horror was kept secret. Until today. Jennifer now works as an Elder Care Facilities Manager in Philadelphia.
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It's interesting Saul.

H.M. really is the gatekeeper to this learning disabled rabbit role.

H.M. has a LOT of weird stuff out there. Some of the weird shit looks identical to Lenny's weird shit (signing off FB and blog posts with his full name, atrocious grammar etc). It's possible these two people may be the same person. Len could be socking Hy or ((PLOT TWIST)), the other way around!

OR... - Buttfuck, PA is chock-a-block full of vindictive, gossiping inbreds. Read some of the postings and comments on local area blogs (of which Hy likes to frequent). Nothing but mud slinging and autism. To be honest, it makes your head hurt.

ORRR...I've been sperging on Len so long that I've completely lost all objectivity while playing "internet privet detective" and now I see sockpuppets and conspiracies everywhere.

It's a pretty fucked up situation, no matter how you look at it.

Baffled,
IWC, Esq.
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
I dunno, to me it just seems a bit too coincidental that Hy's posts are filled with the same Shaner-esque mistakes in terms of spelling...
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I noticed he uses ampersands though, and I've never seen Len use one.....

Who else do we know that sockpuppets and uses ampersands....


Oh my Godbear....
 
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I'm With Chris said:
It's interesting Saul.

H.M. really is the gatekeeper to this learning disabled rabbit role.

H.M. has a LOT of weird stuff out there. Some of the weird shit looks identical to Lenny's weird shit (signing off FB and blog posts with his full name, atrocious grammar etc). It's possible these two people may be the same person. Len could be socking Hy or ((PLOT TWIST)), the other way around!

OR... - Buttfuck, PA is chock-a-block full of vindictive, gossiping inbreds. Read some of the postings and comments on local area blogs (of which Hy likes to frequent). Nothing but mud slinging and autism. To be honest, it makes your head hurt.

ORRR...I've been sperging on Len so long that I've completely lost all objectivity while playing "internet privet detective" and now I see sockpuppets and conspiracies everywhere.

It's a pretty fucked up situation, no matter how you look at it.

Baffled,
IWC, Esq.
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However, we have video (see the above post) of both Hy and Len. They are clearly different people. You're right though, this is weird.
I'm With Chris said:
@Schuylkill Valley

An interesting question for you:

Who is David Monteith and why is he threatening my adopted son, Chico?

Will you reply - or are you "chicken"?

Sincerely,
IWC, Esq.
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The David Monteith I found on Facebook is listed as living in the same hometown as Mayerson. @I'm With Chris, can you PM me with details (and, hopefully, screenshots)?
 
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If what you suggest is true - wer'e talking exponentially more socks and shitposts, all over the internet, dating back (as far as HM is concerned) before 2012. It's very weird. I've conceded, for my own sanity, that everyone in that area of PA is mentally challenged. Maybe it's all the inces't and polluted water.

I'm not digging any further. To wierd.
 
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@Schuylkill Valley I know you don't care about the ratings, but other people find them "interesting".
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Soon™.

I'm gonna reserve any comments on Len's lawyer until we get more word on it. If this really is him, then, uh, wow, but if this isn't him, then Len is a fucking idiot (not like we didn't know that already) and is just asking someone to make sure he has the worst possible sentencing.
 
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