Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Bassomatic]

I wouldn't put it past Len to list finishing pre K as an bragging right.

 

[crayolasword]

Len loves Pre K. That's where he gets all his dates from.

 

[Dr.Research]

Preschool and kindergarten maybe? In my school system, they were in a separate building from the elementary school. That may be enough for Shaner to count them.

I wouldn't put it past Len to list finishing pre K as an bragging right.

I guess maybe pre-k, although since it's voluntary I wouldn't really mark it as an accomplishment, especially when the biggest tests of intelligence are not eating paste and learning the tune to the ABCs.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I wouldn't put it past Len to list finishing pre K as an bragging right.

Honestly, I think he was exagerrating the number of schools in a pity grab, in the sense of "I went to FIVE WHOLE SCHOOLS and they didn't teach me anything its not my fault oh woe is me."

 

[Rin]

I'd like to weigh in on the theory of Len somehow spoofing Hy's profile to post on Facebook, in my (semi) professional opinion.

I do not believe this is possible. I know that in the past it was possible to spoof messages from one profile to another using whatever email address the user set his/her account up with. I believe this has since been patched. I have found no evidence of actual posts on pages being spoofed.

Occam's Razor - Len was somehow able to physically access a PC which Hy was logged in on. This makes the most sense.

Sorry if I'm late but I wanted to do some research before weighing in.

Honestly, I think the most likely explanation is poor password management on the part of Hy. And I mean on the level of "writes his Facebook password on a piece of paper and leaves it lying around by the computer." For one thing he's older, and may not understand the importance of computer security. And for another, most people don't take Facebook very seriously. After all, it's not like it's business-related or anything. So I could see Len uncovering personal information like that with a little low-grade snooping.

 

[Super Collie]

Jesus H Popsicle, Len stop fucking talking for like five minutes. I'm only able to read this thread at my desk and I am exponentially falling behind in keeping up. I am now 100+ pages behind journeying up your ass. At this rate I won't be coming across this very post until Friday, and by then there will already be a part 2 thread for you.

 

[crayolasword]

There is some epic Hy Mayerson possible Len saltiness going on at the Erica R Stone facebook under the stolen valor post. Way too much for me to screen cap. To be honest I don't know what to make of it. I'm not sure if it's Len or if Hy is just that batshit insane.

 

[Zim]

@Zim

Jesus fuck! What kind of unholy Pandora's Box of pyroclastic, nuclear, autism have you released on us? I originally came on here as a CWC fanboy trying to gain some perspective and maybe a few laffs along the way.

My mind is now completely fucked. There used to be a little voice in me that said: "chill out, it's all make believe - there's no such thing as The Lenspiracy. Just smoke a doob and watch everyone sperg out. We've all seen this before."

That voice in me is dying, Zim - along with what little hope I had left for humanity. I used to enjoy watching Thomas the Tank Engine with my young son, Chico. Now I see it as a dark, twisted, pornographic, allegory of everything that has gone wrong with humanity since the banishment of eugenics. That stupid theme song now triggers a rage filled form of PTSD in me that neither booze, weed or whores can contain. I am approaching a complete state of anhedonia.

The train was truly going too fast. My psychological engine has derailed and I can see Len, out of the corner of my eye, photographing the carnage while jerking off. Chico stands next to him, wearing support hose and jorts, laughing smugly while drinking from a pint glass of creme de menthe.

All that said - I rate this thread 10/10, would sperg again.

Yours truly,
Rt. Hon.
I'm With Chris, III (Mrs.)

I didn't know it would be like this! Leonard Shaner is like the cow for people who have ADD. You don't feel like waiting for an idiot to start producing milk? You want a wide variety of antics? Check out Shaner!

Honestly, I think the most likely explanation is poor password management on the part of Hy. And I mean on the level of "writes his Facebook password on a piece of paper and leaves it lying around by the computer." For one thing he's older, and may not understand the importance of computer security. And for another, most people don't take Facebook very seriously. After all, it's not like it's business-related or anything. So I could see Len uncovering personal information like that with a little low-grade snooping.

It's probably something like that. Perhaps he went to the sale and watched Hy put in his password. If you notice in that last thing I put up he mentioned Hy but didn't actually tag him.

It's too early to tell since no one really knows but Shaner might have gotten a talking to by Hy or his son to knock it off. Hopefully someone ends up in the know and can provide info on what that was all about.

 

[Saul Goodman]

There is some epic Hy Mayerson possible Len saltiness going on at the Erica R Stone facebook under the stolen valor post. Way too much for me to screen cap. To be honest I don't know what to make of it. I'm not sure if it's Len or if Hy is just that batshit insane.

I can't see anything new. Do you mean this? Because that was confirmed for Len hacking/password-sniping Mayerson:

NB. A full and complete record of today's Facebook drama is reproduced below (res ipsa loquitur):

Spoiler: Is this real life?

 

[crayolasword]

Yeah. My bad. I missed that post. That's what all I was talking about. I didn't know it was confirmed that Len was dicking around with Hy's facebook account.

 

[Sigyn]

I can't see anything new. Do you mean this? Because that was confirmed for Len hacking/password-sniping Mayerson:

How was it confirmed? I see circumstantial evidence at best. Like, maybe I'm missing something, but where does Len admit he's hacking the page?

 

[Zim]

Well there is some brand new stuff where a guy named James is calling Shaner out on his bull shit.

 

[I'm With Chris]

This makes the most sense.

Nothing about Shaner makes sense right now.

The trick is not to focus on Len.

I'll leave it at that.

 

[Saul Goodman]

How was it confirmed? I see circumstantial evidence at best. Like, maybe I'm missing something, but where does Len admit he's hacking the page?

I misspoke. Not confirmed explicitly hacked by Lennay, but confirmed not Mayerson (and therefore illegally accessed in some way by someone else). And, as we've established time and again: "The first rule of Shaner is that no one defends Shaner but Shaner."

Also, there is the Distinctive Typing Style (TM), the fact that Len posted pictures of himself creeping in Mayerson's office in this thread, and the fact that we know Len is computer literate (or at least knows how to use Tor -- he got caught with the @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer socks when they used the same Tor node to log on here).

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

you don't even know the true mean of Joy. and I don't mean what you people think about all the time. Joy is the pace you have your knowing you have Jesus Christ in your heart. That's real Joy.

False. True joy is flying in the cockpit of a B-29 and understanding what it feels like to be the terrible god of death.

Followed closely by eating, sleeping, and fucking cute girls. Not that you'd know anything about the last one, cute or otherwise.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Connor actually came in here early on, when Lennay was still The_Knight_Rider, and stomped him fairly effectively. I have to admit, I was a tad impressed. @BOLDYSPICY! She saw it, I think she can confirm.

I was beaten to it by @BritBong , but yeah. Connor totally trashed him, which I have never seen happen.

5 schools in the natural line still sounds too much.
I can't speak for every place but my order was elementary, middle, high school. I guess I could see a junior high but what would a fifth be?

Junior high is middle school, & vo-tech is like a trade school for high school students. So I guess that'd leave college, but we all know that never happened.

 

[sugoi-chan]

False. True joy is flying in the cockpit of a B-29 and understanding what it feels like to be the terrible god of death.

Followed closely by eating, sleeping, and fucking cute girls. Not that you'd know anything about the last one, cute or otherwise.

And I imagine, for Len, the sleeping isn't that great either. A gut that big? He's got to be so apnoeic that he's practically choking in his sleep.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Thoughts @Schuylkill Valley ?

 

[sonichuis44]

5 schools in the natural line still sounds too much.
I can't speak for every place but my order was elementary, middle, high school. I guess I could see a junior high but what would a fifth be?

He probably either moved around a couple times or got kicked out/ transferred to another school to avoid bullies.

 

[SuperFilter]

Damn, why does everything happen while I'm asleep or doing errands?
I bet that the thread will be calm and slow for a few hours and once I close my eyes it'll immediately explode into 30 more pages.
Oh well, timezones, I guess.

Well, I have been saving this the last couple of days as I didn't want to interrupt while the lawyer stuff was going down, but I did draw some fan art.

Ninja'd by @BOLDYSPICY! with some arts while I typed this!

Spoiler: Dumb Parody

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Now Len's a cartoon character like the rest of us.

The Sonichu expy should have been the captain from his book, whatshisface, John C. Wiener or something.