Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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I drive a 2011 Ford focus.

No. You drive the rape jeep.
Also "Real Wife" is super suspiciously capitalised - did you buy her from a catalog? Are her joints adjustable?

He actually bought her from a friend of the Kiwi Farms, Mr. Peter Coffin.
Isn't it funny how Len and the detective are never online at the same time? Just another piece of unnecessary evidence leading towards the conclusion we already arrived at weeks ago.

despite his incredible ability with TOR, len apparently still has not learned that it is possible to log into multiple accounts at the same time by using separate browsers to do so

you have much work to do, schluykill

Multiple browsers was iirc how he got caught being both @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer despite using his TOR proxy. So either he's just spooked from that or he's being too damn lazy to operate multiple socks at once.
 
Curt Hasselbacher as Car Host.
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Right this way.

I wonder if, in Len's little mouse wheel brain, this counts as him *dropping the mic* and leaving, thinking he's won. Same with the train and other pics he drops near the end of the night when he slips into a fudge-induced diabetic coma. "I got that Curt guy. I let them see what he looks like. They'll turn on him now, I know it!"
 
Why do you think there have been so many inconsistencies in the ages that have been found? I thought he was 46 when I did the math, but other people have thrown out that he's in his late 50s. It doesn't change anything about how much of a sperg he is though.

On his LinkedIn page, Len says he graduated from high school and vo tech school in 1989. I don't know how long Pennsylvania lets kids hang around, but if it's, say, till they're 20, that would put Len at around 46 now. For him to be in his mid-50s, he would have left high school in his late 20s at the earliest in 1989, which would seem to be impossible.

Let's say he was born ca. 1969, which would make his mom 30 and his dad 40 at the time of the blessed event. That seems reasonable.

As an interesting aside, Len claims that he went to five different schools. But on his LinkedIn page he says he spent seven years at Owen J. Roberts High School. I'm going to assume that this high school campus included a sixth- through eighth-grade middle school. That would mean that it grades one through five, Len was sent to four different elementary schools.

Len, feel free to correct any errors in this post.

Edit: To add that several "classmate finder" type websites also list a Leonard Shaner as a member of the Class of '89 at Owen J. Roberts. Unable to track down any yearbooks or graduation lists or similar documents so far.
 
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It's easy to see why so many women just refuse outright to reveal their gender on the internet, way too often they're either seen as attention seeking or automatic targets; either way, in a lot of cases, all pretence of them being actual well-rounded people is stripped away.
Slightly off topic sperging, but I honestly think that the whole fact that women are viewed as "those hot girls" that you immediately hit on on the Internets is due to a vocal minority of dudebro assholes that think it's funny to do so (I used to play Xbox Live in the hayday of Halo 3, so I've seen all the dudebros I ever want to meet in my life and they actually do do this shit), and an even smaller and louder minority that actually believes this shit. The latter group perpetuates the whole idea that women are a walking vagina that just wants to get fucked if they're on the Internet and the former goes along with it because "lol it sounds funny and hurr durr." I can't speak for the former since I haven't really been on XBL in ages, but the latter still exists in very tightly coalesced groups of autism and misogyny, see Sluthate and its ilk. Basically, being anonymous gives you a free pass to be an asshole, and "women are free targets" is just that one joke that will never die. It's depressing, really. (Fortunately, if it happens in an online game, you can shoot the fuckers.)

Of course, the whole social implications of "everyone does this funny thing so I should do it too" doesn't apply to Len because Len is a social outcast even by the standard of basement dwellers that huddle around the keyboard and talking about "fragging nubs" and shit (yes I know that term is outdated), but Len seems to be the guy whose entire interactions with women appear to be from four sources:

1) Shitty romcoms.
2) Porn.
3) From a distance.
4) His mum.

Compile that with autism and an inability to properly conduct himself when talking to other people even if his train-loving life depended on it, and we have this shitheel that thinks that he can pick up girls on a whim with cringeworthy flirting attempts and concludes that anyone with a pussy that doesn't immediately have said pussy ride his dick must either be:

1) A whore.
2) ... No, still a whore.
3) A slut?

And if there's any woman that he knows he can't have? Well, call her shit and insult her a lot and justify that you wouldn't even want to fuck her anyway, because if you're better than your competition, you somehow win by default (spoiler: Len will never win anything, except possibly being the most hated poster on the Kiwi Farms). Honestly, his views on women will never improve, and he just serves as the extreme end of the spectrum for why women don't reveal their gender on the Internet.

Oh, and *ahem* he's also a sexist, bigoted creeper who tells women to fuck off when they question him. Never letting that go, Len.
 
Explain this fudge phobia you people have.
It vaguely reminds us of shit, but after having shit associated with the things you do, Len, the only thing fudge brings me is nightmares and tears.

I'm only 207 lbs. Hell Curt weighs more than me.
And he's married.
And has a stable job.
And can still probably kick your ass.

But hey, you weigh slightly less than him! That's a minor achievement! I guess you'll cherish it as it's one of very, very, very few.
 
I'm only 207 lbs. Hell Curt weighs more than me.

207 pounds in everything but your gut, maybe.

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They say, though, that the camera adds ten pounds. Did you eat a TV studio?
 
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Now people can drive past you're house and prank call you too, Like you people do to Mr. Shaner.
  • No trolling plans. Don't use this forum as a place to organize trolling efforts. We cannot control your behavior off-site, but expect to be banned and ridiculed if you do something embarrassing.
 
I'm only 207 lbs. Hell Curt weighs more than me.
First off: Bullshit. You're more in the 240 range. Secondly, not all weight is created equal, my dear. For instance, I weigh c. 160 and would absolutely wipe the floor with you if you ever grew a pair and accepted my boxing match challenge.

You weigh -- sure, let's say 207 lbs. . . . why not. But you have no muscle mass and you rarely get out of the house. This means that your 207 pounds are primarily made up of gut fat. Thus, even though Curt is slightly over 300, he isn't fat and you are. He is tall, with a heavy frame and lots of muscle. He actually has less fat than you do, despite weighing 60 (in reality) to 100 (in your alternate universe) pounds more than you.
 
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Too late. :ween:

I was only held back two years. So yes I was 20 years old. At least I have my diploma.
What the big deal any how?
My apologizes to any Kiwis in advance if I offend anyone with this post (You aren't a Kiwi you don't count Len).

*ahem*

Len, a High School Diploma is literally the most minimal amount of education you need to do everything in this society (at least in the US) where school is both publicly funded and requires mandatory attendance from children.

The fact that you were held back alone from it speaks volumes about your intellect or your background. Either your family had a lot of issues, financially or abusive, which bled into your education (which I doubt) or you are literally dumber than the Nendoroid of Alice I have sitting right by me right now.
 
I was only held back two years. So yes I was 20 years old. At least I have my diploma.
What the big deal any how?

Stop lying about your age. You were born in Portland, OR on May 2, 1957. Yet you keep insisting that you're in your 40s.

I get it that you are obsessed with people's ages. I even kind of understand why. You're entering the twilight of your life and the fact that you have accomplished jack shit is starting to dawn on you. But pretending to be younger actually makes you seem more pathetic. Even the people who believe you are shocked that someone in their 40s would look like such a washed up old loser. It makes you look worse than you are.

But thanks for admitting that you were "only" held back two years.
 
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