Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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    172
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It's either him taking it down to calm down for a bit, or Facebook keeps trolling him by doing it since we're reporting all instances of him spamming dox and harrassing people.
What makes me suspect it wasn't Facebook, and instead simply Len doing it, is the fact he hasn't made any comment on it. Len seems likely that he would have made a new attack page, or at least made some brief comment in relation to it going down, none of which he has done.
 
What makes me suspect it wasn't Facebook, and instead simply Len doing it, is the fact he hasn't made any comment on it. Len seems likely that he would have made a new attack page, or at least made some brief comment in relation to it going down, none of which he has done.
I'll bet he takes it down when he isn't able to actively watch it to make sure that nobody posts any comments he doesn't like or anything. He has to maintain control of the narrative at any cost.
 
Much like Wu in that regard isn't he?
When I think about it, Wu and Len share a shockingly lot in common. They both fabricate a narrative that paints them in the right and throw a bitchfit and threaten to call the higher authorities when people go against what they weave as truth.

You could make a case for Wu being what Len would be like if Len had more connections that were willing to put up with shit and Len was competent enough to hide all of his sperg and actually type competently... and given how vindictive Len is, that's pretty fucking terrifying.

I know that this would be better suited to the Wu thread and I'm probably going to repost it there for some thoughts, but... if Wu is ever put directly against a wall and all but her most delusional and diehard of supporters have abandoned her... will she chimp out like Len and start doxxing all of her perceived enemies and start screaming about a huge conspiracy? ... I mean more than she already does, with all of her female oppression in media and all that jazz.
 
Bench pressing 200, eh, Shaney?

Keep trying bud.
He said he "benched in high school", which could be a Shanerism for being a benchwarmer. I can't imagine him being coordinated enough to dribble a basketball and walk at the same time. He probably dribbled with two hands like a spaz.

He probably spent his HS gym time staring at everone from the sidelines, later bragging about all the points he scored or games he won, before running off to scrub man musk from the jock straps.

I wonder if he was as much of a creeper in high school, or if he was too nervous to approach women, prefering his stash of Jugs Magazine hidden under his bed after school.
 
Can we have this and the other stories (past and future stories) in comic form?, I really enjoy reading them and I'm certain that having them illustrated would blow my mind and would make it really fun for newcomers to learn all about Len.
This is a great idea.
Also if I've learned anything from this thread its that len is basically an autistic Wile e. Coyote.
I think I'm going to start a comic book series called "The gut of PA"

Since Len is hellbent on expressing his freedom of speech, I think I will too.

Anybody wanna help?

Will it be pulp noir? Will there be a grizzled, chain-smoking Pinkington Pufferton?
You guys are killing me, here. KILLING ME. I don't have time for. . .
. . .okay, yeah I do. I can't make any promises, but I'll do my best.
 
You guys are killing me, here. KILLING ME. I don't have time for. . .
. . .okay, yeah I do. I can't make any promises, but I'll do my best.
Semper Fi, brave Boldy.

It would give him a use for all those stolen train parts besides what he normally does with them.
... I hate myself for asking, but what does he normally do with stolen train parts? Does it involve semen?
 
You guys are killing me, here. KILLING ME. I don't have time for. . .
. . .okay, yeah I do. I can't make any promises, but I'll do my best.
To be totally honest, when I made that post, I made a silly sketch on it:
Shketch.jpg

Haven't had time to finish it properly but I tried.
Also, here's the RoadRunner theme song, but if you change just some words you obtain:

If you're on the highway and the Track Runner goes choo choo
Just step aside or might end up in a heap
Track runner, track runner, runs on the track all day
Even the Shaner can't make him change his ways
Track runner, the Shaner's after you
Track runner, if he catches you you're through
Track runner, the Shaner's after you
Track runner, if he cathes you you're through
That Shaner is really a crazy clown
When will he learn he can never mow him dow?
Poor little Track runner never bothers anyone
Just runnin' down the track's his idea of having fun
 
He said he "benched in high school"

1st. A 200 lb. bench press is pathetic for someone his size, even at his advanced age.

2nd. He says he benched 300+ "in high school" . If built up that kind of upper body strenght at a young age, you should still be able to
see some of it now to a degree.

He just looks like an older fat guy who ate paste in kindergarten.

EDIT

INB4 Ralph Wiggum pics.
 
Lenny Boy Physical Stats


The autist in me just can't let this go. Len's age is a mathematical anomaly.

Let's say for a moment he is 47. 47-28=19. This means if he was 19 in high school, it proves not only what we know but substantiates the fact that he was a massive hydrocephalic who got held back a few times in school.

In reality, Len is 58. 58-28=30. I don't care what happens here on out. Len being in high school at the age of 30 makes way more fucking sense to me.

Also, Rick from Sears says "hi" and he's given me another Shaner adventure. Will post later if I have time tonight.
 
The autist in me just can't let this go. Len's age is a mathematical anomaly.

Let's say for a moment he is 47. 47-28=19. This means if he was 19 in high school, it proves not only what we know but substantiates the fact that he was a massive hydrocephalic who got held back a few times in school.

In reality, Len is 58. 58-28=30. I don't care what happens here on out. Len being in high school at the age of 30 makes way more fucking sense to me.

Also, Rick from Sears says "hi" and he's given me another Shaner adventure. Will post later if I have time tonight.

Even if you're in vo-tech, I don't think you can stay in high school until you're 30 in any state in the Union. I look forward to this being settled once and for all when Len's docket paperwork is corrected so that it no longer shows his dad's age and DOB.
 
Evening.
I have returned from the deep dark places of the railfan community with a few new Shaner stories. Some have already been mentioned here, but the ones that haven't are basic copies of earlier stories. Some sound like confusion of places and times and others sound like Len doing the same stuff he always does.

Sadly, I was not able to come up with a recording of the Radio program.

I will tell you an interesting fact however..

Len has been caught trying to lure Children into "Less traveled" areas of the Steamtown complex.


Amazingly, no charges have been filed that I've been able to dig up. However that may change.

Sorry it's not a long an interesting story.. I'll do some more digging and return with what I find.

Signed,
Tophat.
 
I'll expand on my previous critique of what Len sometimes calls -- in his uniquely challenged manner -- his "photography photos."

Good critique. And since technical stuff probably goes way above Len's head, here's my Awesome 3-Step Amateur Photography Self-Improvement Tutorial:

1) Does the photograph look like shit?
2) If it does, is it your fault or the fault of the equipment? Note that failing to understand your equipment is kind of both.
3) Try not to do that. And if it looks like you can't polish the turd enough, just try not to publish the photo and market it as a shining example of your work. Because that's dumb, isn't it?

(3) His post-production editing is essentially nonexistent. ... It's quite possible that his photos are not edited at all. What comes out of the camera is most likely what he serves up on the Internet.
Should note that there's nothing wrong with light or nonexistent postproduction as such - people took awesome photos before Photoshop, dammit. Of course, light postproduction will first require that the stuff straight out of camera is passable at all. As said, can't polish a turd.

(4) I strongly suspect that this "professional photographer" keeps his camera set at all times in either fully automatic mode or some "scene" mode like landscape, night, snow or whatever. In shots with wide exposure values, Len never sets his exposure to capture the highlights or the shadow detail. Instead, what we see are blown-out highlights and no shadow details. He never seems to use aperture priority in order to limit his depth of field to the main subject of an image; he let's the camera decide those pesky details for him.

I have FxIF installed so I often take a peek at Len's metadata. He seems to be using presets pretty often. I think he used aperture priority in some photos - not that it made them look any better.

Anyway, a simple explanation for the dumb who walk amongst us:
Full-automatics are nice when they work. You'll will easily find out that that automatics tend to screw you over a number of ways, particularly if you're not trying to photograph mostly lit stuff in broad daylight. Getting both light and shadow right is tricky, and automatics generally tell you to go fuck yourself after sunset.

He never makes any attempt to edit out purple fringing in areas where his blown-out highlights come in contact with darker objects.

The colour aberration made me think that he has some cheap-ass optics, too. My memory from looking at the metadata is hazy but I think he had at least few lenses - dunno about him, but results like this would make me wonder what the hell I'm wasting money on.


Oh, and one of my favourite moment of the threads was when his mother supposedly told him that the airshow photos were indistinguishable from WW2 era photos.
They looked shopped.
Can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a lot of actual WW2 photos.

Brianna Wu and her supporters are cancer. Please don't take any actions that could possibly put us on their radar.

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
This tale takes us back to a town called Crush.
Everyone thought, "hey, we should head down to Texas for this glorious event. What do you say? It'll be fun! Hope they'll sell popcorn!" (Or whatever the hell people ate in ye olde days of 1890s)
And so they went.
What did everyone actually get? "Oh god there are flying train parts everyone WHERE DID ALL THIS BLOOD COME FROM"

...and this is why getting Wu involved would not be fun.
 
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