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You always claim that there are 4 or 5 people helping you with your hate pages and shit posts.
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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You always claim that there are 4 or 5 people helping you with your hate pages and shit posts.
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Holy crap, I can see why people do such crappy things to Len.
Also, who leaves their lunch unguarded when they know they're picked on all the time?
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Len Shaner in "Raffle Kerfuffle!"
I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that neither "The_Knight_Rider" nor "Photographer" (RIP Dave Photographer, Long Live Nichols) ever resurfaced after the electronic enema they suffered here at the Farms. Had they been real people and gave enough of a shit about Len as they "appeared" to, they'd have appealed their anal rape. However, Len is very, very dumb and forgets a lot of the sock names he makes up. I remind you of this fact to share the following.
Like many businesses in the area, we had a fishbowl at customer service and near the exit where a customer could put their business card or personal information inside so they could win a various prize. Sometimes it was half-off a big ticket item or a really good deal on closeout items. One time it was free delivery and in-home appliance set-up. Len, trying to scam, would fill out real names on these cards but Len being Len, he would put his home number on them. Better yet, if it was someone he didn't like, he would scratch off the phone number provided and scribble his own underneath.
Customer Service almost instantly caught on since he kept signing the same stupid number in chicken stratch and decided to play a prank on Len. Picking one of his cards, Customer Service called Len at home. They asked "Is this Mister Such-and-Such?" When Len said yes, Customer Service informed him that he had won a free microwave. They gave the option to ship the microwave to him but if they did, he would have to pay for the shipping costs. Len, believing himself to be a master of disguise, said that would be fine but to ship the microwave to his "home address" and not the one on the business card. They then duct taped a box together and filled it with trash. And when I say trash, I mean trash. Bottom dumpster scrapped trash. The kind of old, wet, dirty diaper sludge that makes you heave.
Days later Len came in visibly angry and would only say he was in a bad mood. There was no one to complain to about trying to game the system. I imagine he could not rid his house of the smell of that box for weeks. We managed to find the real customer Len tried to impersonate and they were delighted to have a new microwave, free of charge.
EDIT: I can't stop reading about Len's literal shit sandwich. LOL my fucking sides. For real though, best hoagies are at the Icehouse in Pottstown. Hands down, yo. They're also 100% shit and autism free.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that neither "The_Knight_Rider" nor "Photographer" (RIP Dave Photographer, Long Live Nichols) ever resurfaced after the electronic enema they suffered here at the Farms. Had they been real people and gave enough of a shit about Len as they "appeared" to, they'd have appealed their anal rape. However, Len is very, very dumb and forgets a lot of the sock names he makes up. I remind you of this fact to share the following.
Like many businesses in the area, we had a fishbowl at customer service and near the exit where a customer could put their business card or personal information inside so they could win a various prize. Sometimes it was half-off a big ticket item or a really good deal on closeout items. One time it was free delivery and in-home appliance set-up. Len, trying to scam, would fill out real names on these cards but Len being Len, he would put his home number on them. Better yet, if it was someone he didn't like, he would scratch off the phone number provided and scribble his own underneath.
Customer Service almost instantly caught on since he kept signing the same stupid number in chicken stratch and decided to play a prank on Len. Picking one of his cards, Customer Service called Len at home. They asked "Is this Mister Such-and-Such?" When Len said yes, Customer Service informed him that he had won a free microwave. They gave the option to ship the microwave to him but if they did, he would have to pay for the shipping costs. Len, believing himself to be a master of disguise, said that would be fine but to ship the microwave to his "home address" and not the one on the business card. They then duct taped a box together and filled it with trash. And when I say trash, I mean trash. Bottom dumpster scrapped trash. The kind of old, wet, dirty diaper sludge that makes you heave.
Days later Len came in visibly angry and would only say he was in a bad mood. There was no one to complain to about trying to game the system. I imagine he could not rid his house of the smell of that box for weeks. We managed to find the real customer Len tried to impersonate and they were delighted to have a new microwave, free of charge.
EDIT: I can't stop reading about Len's literal shit sandwich. LOL my fucking sides. For real though, best hoagies are at the Icehouse in Pottstown. Hands down, yo. They're also 100% shit and autism free.
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I've noticed that Len has resorted to saying that he's Christian* to look good, despite the scams he's pulled (or tried to pull). Here's a Bible verse that's relevant - I'm not making any judgements here:
*(the religion, not CWC)
James 2:20 (KJV) said:
*(the religion, not CWC)
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No you don't get it, he is totally in the right because those people were mean to him. Forget how he's a sack of shit himself, THEY were mean to HIM, and that's all that matters to his puny brain.
Oh god I can't stop laughing. This has probably been my favorite Len story so far, simply because fatty being a shit person gets actual shit as punishment for being a greedy little shit.
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A box of trash.........lol ......I`m going to laugh for weeks with that one.
Semper Fidelis to you sir!
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Folks with the 'tism can't decipher the meaning of faith and spirituality. They attach it to something far more acceptable to their mindset, which is full blown magical thinking. Behold, the Buddha of Autism and the next Tool album cover.
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We should all send two slices of bread with poop in the middle of them to Len`s house.
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Folks with the 'tism can't decipher the meaning of faith and spirituality. They attach it to something far more acceptable to their mindset, which is full blown magical thinking. Behold, the Buddha of Autism and the next Tool album cover.
In his basement in Pottstown, dead Shaner lies foaming.
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I'd imagine there are many on the spectrum who have genuine faith, but it looks like Shaner isn't one of them.
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That's a completely autistic idea, but the mental image in my mind of Lenny boy opening up a cardboard box and confusingly picking up a sandwich with a log of shit in the middle of it is the greatest mental image ever conjured by man.
Someone who is good at photoshop should get to work on this immediately.
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@The_Knight_Rider doesn't exist any more. It was merged into the @Leonard F. Shaner Jr. account to force him to post under his actual name, sort of like what was done to Holden.
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I really feels for them. Can you imagine running over to his house every day going "Shaner we got more complaints" "No sir just stop please" "No sir you can't have the kiwi farms arrested" "No sir turn your computer off and pull the plug" "No sir Curt isn't doing anything please stop""Sir are we going to have to Tase you again?""Sir I hope that's a gun in those diapers and not shit again!""Yes sir I am working today!"
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When he finally ends up in jail, I can see him writing letter after letter to the warden demanding to know which of the guards used to work at Colebrookdale....
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Someone should give him Metal Gear Solid, because it's just the kind of thing that would give him ideas. He'd actually believe you could use a cardboard box to get past security, and be absolutely incredulous when it doesn't work. Or those Looney Toons cartoons where someone holds up a small branch and people think he's just a tree (with a huge gut) if he holds still.
I love this story simply because it encapsulates Shaner so well. He tries to cheat the system, and does it so incompetently, that it's bound to fail. Which it does, and he still doesn't get the hint that he's not fooling anyone, and keeps trying.
Someone should give him Metal Gear Solid, because it's just the kind of thing that would give him ideas. He'd actually believe you could use a cardboard box to get past security, and be absolutely incredulous when it doesn't work. Or those Looney Toons cartoons where someone holds up a small branch and people think he's just a tree (with a huge gut) if he holds still.
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@StallChaser well, he'd never understand WHY the box trick didn't work, he'd attribute it to Pocket Sand calling the place and warning them he'd try it...
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Apparently Colebrookdale is one of the biggest employers in America, like General Electric or IBM.
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The only story about Shaner I've heard thus far that comes close to that is this one.. It's short and sweet.
Len went to a model railroad club to test one of his "New" locomotives. It was a Piece of shit from the 1970s and could hardly move under its own power. Some of the younger kids (13-16) were playing with their newer locomotives. Len "Accidentally" threw a switch that caused one of the kid's locomotives to become split on two DC loops with currently flowing in opposite directions. It fried the electronic gear instantly, And basically robbed one of the kids of his 300 Dollar locomotive he had mowed lawns all summer to buy.
The kid basically started to cry, and his mother came over and asked Len how he planned to pay for it. Len said it was an accident and an argument followed. Then Len then did one of the worst things I've ever heard of him doing.
He went over and picked up the broken engine and said something then SLAMMED IT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR. Any chance of the engine being sent in under a warranty were gone. Len then left and there ends the story.
For future reference, I'll just call this one a "Shaner Slam Dunk"
While I don't have a photo of the aftermath, I did manage to talk to the kid (Who is now 17) and his Mother who both confirmed the story.
I do have one small favor to ask my Fellow Kiwis.. Somebody buy me a drink once this is over? I'd like to be able to relax after toiling away in the Shaner Pit..
Thanks,
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Len went to a model railroad club to test one of his "New" locomotives. It was a Piece of shit from the 1970s and could hardly move under its own power. Some of the younger kids (13-16) were playing with their newer locomotives. Len "Accidentally" threw a switch that caused one of the kid's locomotives to become split on two DC loops with currently flowing in opposite directions. It fried the electronic gear instantly, And basically robbed one of the kids of his 300 Dollar locomotive he had mowed lawns all summer to buy.
The kid basically started to cry, and his mother came over and asked Len how he planned to pay for it. Len said it was an accident and an argument followed. Then Len then did one of the worst things I've ever heard of him doing.
He went over and picked up the broken engine and said something then SLAMMED IT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR. Any chance of the engine being sent in under a warranty were gone. Len then left and there ends the story.
For future reference, I'll just call this one a "Shaner Slam Dunk"
While I don't have a photo of the aftermath, I did manage to talk to the kid (Who is now 17) and his Mother who both confirmed the story.
I do have one small favor to ask my Fellow Kiwis.. Somebody buy me a drink once this is over? I'd like to be able to relax after toiling away in the Shaner Pit..
Thanks,
TopHat
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