Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

As far as the stories go, every post during the Curr Bee Doxxing Saga is here.

Spoiler

It's pretty hard to remember them all, for the story about Zoe Quinn, when I told him a story about how she sucked off developers to get her job, he wanted a full in depth story and specifically stated "I wish she worked for me".

When I explained that Paul Joseph Goebells was somebody here, he caught on at first, but after I explained that he was named after the original Nazi, he believed it and re-posted it.

I convinced him that there was an evil clone of him which he was skeptical of, but he was at least willing to believe that someone with the same name as him was hired by the Colebrookdale Railroad to commit evil deeds under his name.

There's more as well that I just can't remember right now.

Jesus Christ, I was doxxed as Quinn.

I...I feel all sorts of violated now.

 

[Techpriest]

Jesus Christ, I was doxxed as Quinn.

I...I feel all sorts of violated now.

Would you feel better if I got you some Five Guys?

 

[GS 281]

I convinced him that there was an evil clone of him which he was skeptical of, but he was at least willing to believe that someone with the same name as him was hired by the Colebrookdale Railroad to commit evil deeds under his name.

Why can I not stop laughing at this?

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

From Clara.
No! Bad Len! No dox for you!

Oh nonononono, you did not just disrespect the Commander!

 

[sugoi-chan]

As far as the stories go, every post during the Curr Bee Doxxing Saga is here.

Spoiler

It's pretty hard to remember them all, for the story about Zoe Quinn, when I told him a story about how she sucked off developers to get her job, he wanted a full in depth story and specifically stated "I wish she worked for me".

When I explained that Paul Joseph Goebells was somebody here, he caught on at first, but after I explained that he was named after the original Nazi, he believed it and re-posted it.

I convinced him that there was an evil clone of him which he was skeptical of, but he was at least willing to believe that someone with the same name as him was hired by the Colebrookdale Railroad to commit evil deeds under his name.

There's more as well that I just can't remember right now.

Wait...when did the doxes in the images come out? (I haven't followed this thread in a while.) I'm the former leader of the Kiwi Farms and the co-founder of Tumblr? Damn...I think I'm owed some money.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I mentioned it earlier, but I had "Token Hispanic Friend" as a subtitle under my name for awhile (a reference to ADF calling us Kiwis of Hispanic heritage "token Hispanic friends"), and Len thought I was Ricardo of Mexico.

Also, next in the Len cycle could be either nursery rhymes, tongue twisters, or Bible verses.

 

[MY 405]

I swear to fuck I am starting the Pinkington Pufferton Fan Club immediately.

 

[TheCreeper98]

Pretends to be a retired United States Marine despite the fact he has never served in any war.

Oh, so just like you then.

Pretty much. Len isn't the smartest when it comes to figuring out if a source is trustable or not.

Remember this is the same guy who tried to pass off ED as a reputable source of information.

 

[John Daker]

Jesus, this is just sad now. Before I just thought he was the dumbest person alive, but now I think he might literally be a retarded person who slipped through the cracks and passed as high functioning somehow.

 

[QT 219]

He has a rather odd speach pattern. As I recall, it's of normal pitch.. However he adds an "s" at the end of most words.

So it would sound something like..

"Hello Tubers.. we are here on the Reading and Northerns railroad with the 425s Pacifics. We are going to follows the train to.." it goes on like that. There's a few little things in his speach I can't really explain. You just have to hear him talk.

It's a hard mix of Pennsyltucky Dutch, rural colloquialisms and tops out at 3rd or 4th grade English.

Jesus, this is just sad now. Before I just thought he was the dumbest person alive, but now I think he might literally be a retarded person who slipped through the cracks and passed as high functioning somehow.

What you are seeing is how Shaner conducts himself in the middle of an argument. He will get louder than you and try to talk you down. He may not necessarily be posting this shit because he believes it but rather that he's flooding the information because he believes it will make you shut up. The last time Leonard did this in person, he got clocked in the face with a fucking lantern. If he can't win the argument, he'll tip something off a shelf as he storms away shitting his pants.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That one incident where Shaner was wearing a hat that the kid called stupid - was that a train conductor/engineer hat, or a baseball cap with a pic of a train on it?

 

[MasterDisaster]

He has a rather odd speach pattern. As I recall, it's of normal pitch.. However he adds an "s" at the end of most words.

So it would sound something like..

"Hello Tubers.. we are here on the Reading and Northerns railroad with the 425s Pacifics. We are going to follows the train to.." it goes on like that. There's a few little things in his speach I can't really explain. You just have to hear him talk.

If anyone happens to have any audio I might be able to emulate it myself. Always been good with accents.

I assume that he was deprived of oxygen in the womb or something and that's why there's zero in the way of a learning curve.

Leonard's learning curve is a forty five degree angle.

That one incident where Shaner was wearing a hat that the kid called stupid - was that a train conductor/engineer hat, or a baseball cap with a pic of a train on it?

I get the feeling it was this;

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Jesus, this is just sad now. Before I just thought he was the dumbest person alive, but now I think he might literally be a retarded person who slipped through the cracks and passed as high functioning somehow.

I second this. He's gone way past the point of "comically naive" to where I really think there's something legitly wrong with him.

 

[QT 219]

That one incident where Shaner was wearing a hat that the kid called stupid - was that a train conductor/engineer hat, or a baseball cap with a pic of a train on it?

The engineer hat. Even a kid had the presence of mind that outside of a train setting, wearing the hat is fucking stupid.

 

[chimpburgers]

My fucking sides are all over the place.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/alnr-png.41223/

Thanks Kengle for being so late to the party and reading this thread. Credit goes to @Peace and Harmony for this screencap.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The engineer hat.

So Shaner would wear that to work? I guess that hat is Shaner's equivelant of the Sonichu medallion.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

My fucking sides are going all the place.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/alnr-png.41223/

Thanks Kengle for being so late to the party and reading this thread. Credit goes to @Peace and Harmony for this screencap.

Nothing gets by Kengles, does it?

 

[LiveFromNS]

On an unrelated note, I enjoy fucking dogs.

Its Thursday morning in Lenverse for me. Had to stop at this one...

I feel same right now as when I watched 2001 for the first time. And I watched that under the influence of purple microdot. But this thread is just too much! HAHAHA

I have an idea what is going on, but will be fun to get current, within hours hopefully!

But this post definitely fucked me up! LOL, well done!

 

[Goofy Logic]

What you are seeing is how Shaner conducts himself in the middle of an argument. He will get louder than you and try to talk you down. He may not necessarily be posting this shit because he believes it but rather that he's flooding the information because he believes it will make you shut up.

I think it almost worked in a sense. Because of his antics, this thread turned into a 700 page mess that delays people from joining.

 

[QT 219]

I think it almost worked in a sense. Because of his antics, this thread turned into a 700 page mess that most people are avoiding.

I almost believe it did the exact opposite of what he wanted.

He wanted this thread to go away, but as you already know with all lolcows, their inability to leave well enough alone causes them to exacerbate the situation far beyond what they could possibly imagine. This is a man who could've avoided getting prank calls, hundreds of empty boxes, dragon dildos and pizzas sent to his house because he contacted random strangers to fight an Internet war over getting booted off a railroad for being a creepy, trespassing, pedo faggot, by never creating an account.