Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

air piracy

I am clearly in the wrong profession. Time to stop selling suits and answer my true calling.

Wait, Len said (in that FB post a page back), "homeland security is looking into this very carefully" (yeah, I'm sure they are, Len)

Shit, they're gonna find out about my plans to further my life of crime and become an air pirate.

I guess Homeland Security (lol) cares more about people saying mean - and mostly true - things about a guy on a forum than, let's say...trying to derail a train.

I see your bees & raise you more bees.

Words cannot describe how happy I am that you posted that.

 

[LAM]

I really can't believe that Len got all dressed up for court and forgot the conductor's hat. That would have really been the coup de grace on the whole thing.

Most, if not, all courthouses have a strict no hat policy. Earlier I made a prediction, that he would tard-rage over being forced to remove his hat. But seeing him dressed in that sharp suit, shows that somebody has been coaching him (most likely Hy) and forced him to dress appropriately. So, at least the hat fiasco was prevented before he left the house.

 

[VLAD]

So, when I first came in here and shitposted, I thought Len was just a guy who really likes trains and sockpuppeting on the Internet. Then I read as much of the thread as I can stomach.

My diaphragm still hurts from laughing so hard.

Thanks to @Kirby for the court accounts and thanks to @Gook Choy for the Sears stories. This man and his lawyer are truly exceptional individuals, and I mean that in every sense of the word.

Here's to the carnage yet to come.

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

Oop, his "Taking Down Kiwi Farms" page just got another like.
It's up to 9 likes now (as of this posting).

Guys, I'm worried. With that many people, he could crack the Lenspiracy and take down Kiwi Farms!

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Oop, his "Taking Down Kiwi Farms" page just got another like.
It's up to 9 likes now (as of this posting).

Guys, I'm worried. With that many people, he could crack the Lenspiracy and take down Kiwi Farms!

I'm telling you, a couple of more likes on his page, and we're in big trouble...

 

[DrJonesHat]

This thread jumped another 20 pages, so I assume Len and/or Hy engaged in some massive sperging. I've been thinking, if we got sued, who would be named as the defendant? Null's out, cause he's on record as hating this thread, and site admins can't be held liable for material posted by their users, unless it violates federal law, and making fun of spergs is not illegal. Len doxxed himself, so we can't be held responsible for sending him dildos, pizzas, and nasty comments. Maybe legal kiwis could weigh in, but I don't really see them having a case.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

93, huh? Maybe it was Hy again.

OH GOD HE WAS HAVING A STROKE

 

[Frank Rizzo]

This thread jumped another 20 pages, so I assume Len and/or Hy engaged in some massive sperging. I've been thinking, if we got sued, who would be named as the defendant? Null's out, cause he's on record as hating this thread, and site admins can't be held liable for material posted by their users, unless it violates federal law, and making fun of spergs is not illegal. Len doxxed himself, so we can't be held responsible for sending him dildos, pizzas, and nasty comments. Maybe legal kiwis could weigh in, but I don't really see them having a case.

You didn't miss much. Someone who we think was Hy came here, sperged like a lame, and got banned since his IP came from Hy's neck of the woods.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

OH GOD HE WAS HAVING A STROKE

I think he was trying to send a virus.
Here's a more effective one:

ert+

y76p ‘01u8jykee ;u4p;e’ /Rh

Strong Ba15456’———++++++gf

+++++-//=======/*8901ikg

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I think he was trying to send a virus.
Here's a more effective one:

ert+

y76p ‘01u8jykee ;u4p;e’ /Rh

Strong Ba15456’———++++++gf

+++++-//=======/*8901ikg

Don't be sending none of them "metal viruses" here.

 

[QT 219]

Hy or Jimmy Cockhat,

If you want to speak on the Farms here, you'll have to learn not to be fucking sperglords. Since you stooges never learn, feel free to pants shit while we collectively pop bottles and fuck bitches.

If I wasn't clear enough:

Spoiler

 

[blackie toy]

I think he was trying to send a virus.
Here's a more effective one:

ert+

y76p ‘01u8jykee ;u4p;e’ /Rh

Strong Ba15456’———++++++gf

+++++-//=======/*8901ikg

Too soon. Too soon.

 

[FBIfellow420]

I think he was trying to send a virus.
Here's a more effective one:

ert+

y76p ‘01u8jykee ;u4p;e’ /Rh

Strong Ba15456’———++++++gf

+++++-//=======/*8901ikg

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[Hawker Hurricane]

I think he was trying to send a virus.
Here's a more effective one:

ert+

y76p ‘01u8jykee ;u4p;e’ /Rh

Strong Ba15456’———++++++gf

+++++-//=======/*8901ikg

Come on, Fhqwhgads, I'm getting you a Pizza Trophy for that H*R reference.

 

[SOINCHU]

....What the fuck? Is...is he fucking high? What "global forces" would honestly give a flying shit about this?

Didn't @PropaneAccesories say that particular Facebook page was being handled by some w-eens that Shaner tells them what to post (since he's banned from Facebook)? Maybe they're embellishing what he told them to post to make it funny.

 

[Adamska]

Didn't @PropaneAccesories say that particular Facebook page was being handled by some w-eens that Shaner tells them what to post (since he's banned from Facebook)? Maybe they're embellishing what he told them to post to make it funny.

Nahh, what's more likely is they just tell him that shit and he agrees because he doesn't give a shit about checking outside of the fact it confirms his delusions.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Didn't @PropaneAccesories say that particular Facebook page was being handled by some w-eens that Shaner tells them what to post (since he's banned from Facebook)? Maybe they're embellishing what he told them to post to make it funny.

As far as I know, it was one "inform ant" & Kaufmann. I was hoping the former managed to get back in Len's good graces, but appears Hy's been teaching Shaner reading comprehension:

Also, Len, you

1. have no idea how to trace an IP & you're mimicking stuff we've been saying to sound like you know what the fuck you're doing, &

2. there is no "insider on the kiwi."

You're not fooling anyone. Though it's never stopped you before & sure as hell won't stop you now.

EDIT: I think the funniest thing is that while Len thinks posting this was a victory for him, he's essentially admitted to being a giant creepy horndog that stalks young women. & displayed it for all to see.

You can delete it if you want, Len, but here on the Kiwi, we never forget.

 

[SOINCHU]

As far as I know, it was one "inform ant" & Kaufmann. I was hoping the former managed to get back in Len's good graces, but appears Hy's been teaching Shaner reading comprehension:

So why do we keep addressing Len in posts about this Facebook page if he doesn't have much to do with it? Or does he still retain control over what it posts?

 

[Cthulu]

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93, huh? Maybe it was Hy again.

OH GOD HE WAS HAVING A STROKE

Hard to tell faggotry from stroke at the point

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So why do we keep addressing Len in posts about this Facebook page if he doesn't have much to do with it? Or does he still retain control over what it posts?

He can't post directly since he was banned from Facebook, but he's sort of posting by proxy. He tells someone (presumably Kaufmann, now) what he wants, & they post it for him. When @PropaneAccesories was helping him out, Len would send him messages via IM & @PropaneAccesories would post them verbatim.

The first time was funny, the 238047230347th time, not really. I have no idea why we should keep track of those pages if they are not bringing anything new or even that fun anymore. Maybe it's just me though.

Right, meant to respond to this. As long as they're not people Len can harass IRL, all he can do is fume & flail uselessly at his keyboard, which I am totally okay with. There's no real threat, & it's always kind of amusing to see how his warped mind will twist reality to suit him.

But I'm also the person that giggles at pictures of blowfish while I draw them, so it could be I'm just very easily entertained.