Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Kirby]

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Lenny boy, how do we know FOR SURE that this isn't the real Leonard F. Shaner Jr. What if you were the fake all along? We need proof!

 

[PropaneAccesories]

I just noticed this little golden nugget in the comments of the Holden photo.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is probably the least subtle weening that has ever existed.

 

[Without A Gout]

Ten minutes to put up this response. Pretty impressive. Also you're apparently @Cthulhu too.

And Kibry. The hitman of the ISIS forum.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Ten minutes to put up this response. Pretty impressive. Also you're apparently @Cthulhu too.

And Kibry. The hitman of the ISIS forum.

Next thing you know he'll be questioning whether or not I'm a real doctor.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I just noticed this little golden nugget in the comments of the Holden photo.

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That awkward moment where I don't know if this is a w.een reaching new levels of unfunny or Len reaching new levels of stupid.

 

[GS 281]

Ten minutes to put up this response. Pretty impressive. Also you're apparently @Cthulhu too.

And Kibry. The hitman of the ISIS forum.

Kengle takes care of his own business. He doesn't need any henchmen. You've seen his sword collection.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

That awkward moment where I don't know if this is a w.een reaching new levels of unfunny or Len reaching new levels of stupid.

Hey, who knows, Len COULD be right. I'd laugh so hard to find out The Onion was the slowest of trolling burns just for Len.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

To be honest, compared to the Farms being a front for an ISIS kidnapping/experimentation ring, the Onion really being a Kiwi newsletter is... pretty tame, actually.

 

[LAM]

I'm kinda curious just what forces must come together to create something like a Len Shaner in the first place. Anyone know his grandfather's name? I bet we can look up his whole family tree and see just where this madness came from.
For SCIENCE!

Len, who was your real father? Was it an encyclopedia salesman or the milkman? All of Pottstown knows you were not Leonard F. Shaner, Sr.'s REAL son. Your father died from disappointment.

You might want to look into the history of the milkman, the mailman, their neighbors, salesmen and any male acquaintances of Gloria. Since Len Shaner may not be a Shaner at all.

EDIT: He's constantly threatening to have the feds on us, but so far we've seen nothing. Either Shaner is not making good on his threats, or the FBI is forwarding the case to the extra super special division, that just happens to look like a wastepaper basket.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

To be honest, compared to the Farms being a front for an ISIS kidnapping/experimentation ring, the Onion really being a Kiwi newsletter is... pretty tame, actually.

Len seems to go back and forth between accusing us of being the devil and just slightly irritating. Next thing you know, Len will accuse the Farms of causing 911 in order to distract the U.S. government from Neo-Null's criminal lolcow mutation activities.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Its so hard to wrap my mind around the concept that Len sits in front of his computer reading this forum, where the general topic openly discussed half the time is "I told Len ISIS was Kiwi and he actually bought it!" or "Len actually thinks the RR is behind all trolling"...and yet he still believes it.

If this ain't a then someone should really strap a hidden camera to him, because I can imagine every day is like a Benny Hill sketch with this guy. Amazing he has lived this long.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Its so hard to wrap my mind around the concept that Len sits in front of his computer reading this forum, where the general topic openly discussed half the time is "I told Len ISIS was Kiwi and he actually bought it!" or "Len actually thinks the RR is behind all trolling"...and yet he still believes it.

If this ain't a then someone should really strap a hidden camera to him, because I can imagine every day is like a Benny Hill sketch with this guy. Amazing he has lived this long.

Len probably believes that we are pretending to trick him in order to get plausible deniability for when he finally informs obama of the national security threat that is the kiwi farm

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Len probably believes that we are pretending to trick him in order to get plausible deniability for when he finally informs obama of the national security threat that is the kiwi farm

What sort of impresses me is Len, for all his conspiracies, has yet to indict the U.S. government from what I've seen. He believes the farm is running a multinational bioterrorism railroad that is also affiliated with ISIS, in addition to running the Onion, as well as a bunch of other garbage, and he hasn't somehow convinced himself yet that the government is part of the conspiracy? Most conspiracy theorists go straight to the government for laying blame, and you'd think that Len, facing charges that could potentially end up with him imprisoned, would be more than willing to blame the government for being directly part of the conspiracy. But no, he still blames Colebrookedale instead.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Len probably believes that we are pretending to trick him in order to get plausible deniability for when he finally informs obama of the national security threat that is the kiwi farm

Thats giving him a hell of a lot of credit, to be able to think about anything more than what is directly in front of his face.

Speaking of that, how the hell did he get on the farms? I seem to remember a test question asking something along the lines of "who is your favorite lolcow?"

Just a few days ago he was asking his informants what a lolcow meant.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Thats giving him a hell of a lot of credit, to be able to think about anything more than what is directly in front of his face.

Speaking of that, how the hell did he get on the farms? I seem to remember a test question asking something along the lines of "who is your favorite lolcow?"

Just a few days ago he was asking his informants what a lolcow meant.

There's a question that's something alone the lines of, "Who was the lolcow that the forum was originally centered on." that all new accounts are asked to prevent spam registrations. Once a great deal earlier in the thread, @Kirby I believe it was asked Len what he knew about Chris, and Len responded that all he knew was that he was the answer to the registration question.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Thats giving him a hell of a lot of credit, to be able to think about anything more than what is directly in front of his face.

Speaking of that, how the hell did he get on the farms? I seem to remember a test question asking something along the lines of "who is your favorite lolcow?"

Just a few days ago he was asking his informants what a lolcow meant.

I believe someone just told him the answer. Until recently he didn't know what a lolcow is.

Len probably believes that we are pretending to trick him in order to get plausible deniability for when he finally informs obama of the national security threat that is the kiwi farm

This is basically how he works. You've got to keep in mind that because he's throttled, he usually misses pages at a time and never goes back to catch up. He also has a tendency to not believe anything that contradicts his own theories, even if it's the most obvious solution. Any proof to the contrary is fake or just someone trying to trick him.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

There's a question that's something alone the lines of, "Who was the lolcow that the forum was originally centered on." that all new accounts are asked to prevent spam registrations. Once a great deal earlier in the thread, @Kirby I believe it was asked Len what he knew about Chris, and Len responded that all he knew was that he was the answer to the registration question.

I believe someone just told him the answer. Until recently he didn't know what a lolcow is.

To test this, I went to the main page and pretended I had a massive brain injury. If I were Len I guess I could infer that whatever a lolcow is, CWC must be one since his name is all over the place.

I don't think he got it on the first try though.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

What sort of impresses me is Len, for all his conspiracies, has yet to indict the U.S. government from what I've seen. He believes the farm is running a multinational bioterrorism railroad that is also affiliated with ISIS, in addition to running the Onion, as well as a bunch of other garbage, and he hasn't somehow convinced himself yet that the government is part of the conspiracy? Most conspiracy theorists go straight to the government for laying blame, and you'd think that Len, facing charges that could potentially end up with him imprisoned, would be more than willing to blame the government for being directly part of the conspiracy. But no, he still blames Colebrookedale instead.

The Government? No, it's much, much bigger than that. Put your thumb over the lower half of the Kiwi Farms logo and you're left with a pyramid with an eye above it. You could even say... it's an all-seeing eye.

Makes you think!!!

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Spoiler: ????????????????

A certain railfan, webcomic artist and a victim of Kiwi Farms's medical experiments once said that inspiration is a big variable, so don't expect me to finish or even start anything. But hey, look at that logo!
I have the setting of the comic all thought up in my head, as well as the cast. Need to finish up my participation in all other autism spergfests first.