Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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I'll literally laugh myself into oxygen deprived brain vegetation if Len's "trump card" turns out to be equally autistic friends testifying in favor of and confirming all of Len's insanity regarding the Kiwi Farms.

In this event, I would like to formally leave behind all of my belongings to @Leonard F. Shaner Jr. Given how I'll request prior that most of my belongings be donated to charity or passed onto my family prior, he'll instead be left with my old childhood collection of this:

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I've been made aware. Give me a sec while I correct my autism.


Now if you need me, I have a tengu I need to stuff in a locker.
Alright Lenny, let's play ball!
 
I'll literally laugh myself into oxygen deprived brain vegetation if Len's "trump card" turns out to be equally autistic friends testifying in favor of and confirming all of Len's insanity regarding the Kiwi Farms.

That's basically what Hy did, accusing some random guy in the courtroom to be cumrobbery.

Let's hope Len doesn't find out that the judge has been cumrobbery all along.
 
I see Len is in his "Ace up his sleeve" mode again. Last time he was like this, he was revealing Hy was his lawyer and saying the exposé of "The Kiwi" would doom us all.

It's kinda funny really. His ":P I'S GOT A SECRET!!! :P" is enough to pump his ego up to critical levels.
The best part is all of his "gotcha" moments are absolutely false or ridiculous. Most of them amount to "I have this double secret information that X is actually Y! But it's only a matter of time before this exposé blows the Kiwi Farms wide open!" The threats are hilarious in that they are undoubtedly incorrect. It's literally impossible to have any proof if something straight-up doesn't exist. He can call us SteveDaveSaraMike until the heat death of the universe, but that's not going to magically make it true, no matter how exhaustive your "research" is.

I'll literally laugh myself into oxygen deprived brain vegetation if Len's "trump card" turns out to be equally autistic friends testifying in favor of and confirming all of Len's insanity regarding the Kiwi Farms.
Especially considering the trial is about trespassing, so anything and everything regarding the Farms would be considered irrelevant by the judge, jurors, and anyone else in the room with more than one synapse to bridge a connection with.
 
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Especially considering the trial is about trespassing, so anything and everything regarding the Farms would be considered irrelevant by the judge, jurors, and anyone else in the room with more than one synapse to bridge a connection with.
You mean something like when OPL wanted to talk about "da twolls" during his first court appearance?
 
Especially considering the trial is about trespassing, so anything and everything regarding the Farms would be considered irrelevant by the judge, jurors, and anyone else in the room with more than one synapse to bridge a connection with.

Len understands just fine that he's defending himself against a trespassing charge, and that's the subject of the trial. The problem is that he's convinced himself that he wasn't actually trespassing and that it's a false charge made up by the Colebrookdale to discredit him... and since in his mind Colebrookdale = Kiwi Farms, to him exposing the Kiwi Farms is the key to cracking the whole thing wide open and clearing his name.

So yeah, expect him to bring up the Farms at the trial.
 
All I can wonder is, how many more times does Lennay's "Gotcha!" moments have to fail before he finally has that moment of clarity and goes "Huh, maybe I should stop doing what I'm doing and just shut up".
The same time that Chris learns that Sonichu will never be a profitable franchise, or Sweets learns that he is never returning to ASU, or the Loveshies learn that Lookism isn't a thing, or a Tumblrina growing up.

Basically, when apes have retaken the earth.
 
Ok, the baseball thing has thrown up a curve ball for me! WTF??

The way he is talking them up, it's like he is trying to scare us that he has a big league team or something after us now.

Or maybe, Len's got some big hitters behind him now:

It's quick and dirty but I couldn't help it.
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Well, he "learns" only that he didn't try hard enough...... he'll get those no-good Kiwis THIS time for sure! His dox this time around are just TOO good!!!!

It's like, we're the Roadrunner and He's the Coyote, and the internet is the big, defective stack of dynamite labeled "ACME"
 
Well, he "learns" only that he didn't try hard enough...... he'll get those no-good Kiwis THIS time for sure! His dox this time around are just TOO good!!!!

It's like, we're the Roadrunner and He's the Coyote, and the internet is the big, defective stack of dynamite labeled "ACME"
And just like dynamite, it just blows up right in his face.
 
Len understands just fine that he's defending himself against a trespassing charge, and that's the subject of the trial. The problem is that he's convinced himself that he wasn't actually trespassing and that it's a false charge made up by the Colebrookdale to discredit him... and since in his mind Colebrookdale = Kiwi Farms, to him exposing the Kiwi Farms is the key to cracking the whole thing wide open and clearing his name.

So yeah, expect him to bring up the Farms at the trial.
Glorious. Simply glorious.
 
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