Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Subconcious Offense]

Just like you did on the 10Th, Preston? I sure hope not, you committed Perjury. You lied while under oath. That's time in the Penn for you. You and George and Bob. And using a Cell phone to take video on the train while on duty was a no no too.

Sometimes I think you actually enjoy this forum because it is the only place people would have lengthy conversations with you of their own free will. That would mean all your proof which would be supposedly sending us to jail will actually rob this interaction from you, making it counter-intuitive for you to incriminate us.

Then I remember it won't matter because you will be the one going to jail where there is no internet anyway.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Just like you did on the 10Th, Preston? I sure hope not, you committed Perjury. You lied while under oath. That's time in the Penn for you. You and George and Bob. And using a Cell phone to take video on the train while on duty was a no no too.

Lennay calm down. Remember your here just to print out the pages. Don't get all crazy spreg. You have nothing. No proof, no evidence, no game, no defense, no balls and no way to prove a damn thing in your favor. You. Are. Done. Deal with it you jacked up eyed autistic man child, need some moar diapers to shit in?

 

[cumrobbery]

Just like you did on the 10Th, Preston? I sure hope not, you committed Perjury. You lied while under oath. That's time in the Penn for you. You and George and Bob. And using a Cell phone to take video on the train while on duty was a no no too.

That's called recording proof that you did an illegal thing. Also, why are you criticizing Preston for using his phone at work yet you would go on train sites while on the job at Sears?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Mr. Shaner I hope you don't mind but I sent you a private message about setting up an interview. Chances are you're going to walk away from this a winner and let's face it; the kiwis have given you so much shit it's about time you throw it back in their face as cumuppence. Please get back to me as soon as possible so you can claim your victory over the Kiwi Farms vocally.

 

[Techpriest]

Just like you did on the 10Th, Preston? I sure hope not, you committed Perjury. You lied while under oath. That's time in the Penn for you. You and George and Bob. And using a Cell phone to take video on the train while on duty was a no no too.

I can't believe you think recording evidence of trespassing is a bad thing, considering you provided the video proving you were.

 

[Kirby]

So I'm not a lawyer, but the docket seems to indicate that Len is getting a different judge than last time. The one listed under case information is different than the one for tomorrow. Do you guys wanna guess the odds of the new one being even more patient than the last? Less?

Oh, and I supposed we'll all be meeting each other in the brig tomorrow, after Len reveals his secret intelligence in court, so see y'all.

I can imagine if it's a lawyer with any respect for their line of work, the only defense Shaner would be getting is the "adult autistic child" defense that Chris Chan's lawyer gave him.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Just like you did on the 10Th, Preston? I sure hope not, you committed Perjury. You lied while under oath. That's time in the Penn for you. You and George and Bob. And using a Cell phone to take video on the train while on duty was a no no too.

You're always such a stickler for the rules, but only when you think other people are in the wrong. But Mr. Shaner should be allowed to do what ever he wants whenever and wherever he wants to.

 

[Strelok]

Anyone got a link to the docket? I cant be assed to backtrack through dozens of pages for it.

 

[Rat Speaker]

You're always such a stickler for the rules, but only when you think other people are in the wrong. But Mr. Shaner should be allowed to do what ever he wants whenever and wherever he wants to.

Rules, Mr. Shaner knows no rules. His autism over rides all logic.

Unless it directly effects him in a negative way. Then it's a lie against God.

 

[AnOminous]

I can imagine if it's a lawyer with any respect for their line of work, the only defense Shaner would be getting is the "adult autistic child" defense that Chris Chan's lawyer gave him.

That will depend on whether Mayerson is still around. He's still not listed on the docket. Last time, he appeared a day or so before the hearing.

This really doesn't mean anything, though, as it's fairly normal to enter an appearance on the day of the hearing, especially for routine bullshit like this.

Theoretically the formal arraignment could be waived. It was with Nick's case, perhaps to avoid the cumbersome process of actually getting some inmate to court.

 

[Techpriest]

That will depend on whether Mayerson is still around. He's still not listed on the docket. Last time, he appeared a day or so before the hearing.

This really doesn't mean anything, though, as it's fairly normal to enter an appearance on the day of the hearing, especially for routine bullshit like this.

Theoretically the formal arraignment could be waived. It was with Nick's case, perhaps to avoid the cumbersome process of actually getting some inmate to court.

I doubt Shaner can run faster than a walking pace away from the court bailiff and there's no way he's making bail. I can't wait for him to get arrested for contempt of court.

 

[Ido]

God, I can't wait until tomorrow.

 

[deeman]

"Mister Judge, let me present to you a printout of 923 pages from Kiwi Farms! This should be enough evidence, mister sir Judge!" - "And what the hell is Kiwi Farms?" "A forum on da interwebs about stupid and excentric people, the whole thread is about me!" ""

 

[Saul Goodman]

I doubt Shaner can run faster than a walking pace away from the court bailiff and there's no way he's making bail. I can't wait for him to get arrested for contempt of court.

Arraignments are pretty much a formality. I'll have an agent there to document Shaner and Hy (if they don't waive it -- a lot of people don't bother to attend), but there's not going to be any testimony or any other real opportunities for fireworks (unless the Buddha of Autism (TM) manages to amaze us all once more).

Sorry to disappoint.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Let it be known that, even when faced with his own upcoming legal consequences, Len feels the need to argue with us over a strangled connection because Null never bothered to unthrottle him.

At this point I don't know whether it's hilarious or sad.

 

[Techpriest]

Arraignments are pretty much a formality. I'll have an agent there to document Shaner and Hy (if they don't waive it -- a lot of people don't bother to attend), but there's not going to be any testimony or any other real opportunities for fireworks (unless the Buddha of Autism (TM) manages to amaze us all once more).

Sorry to disappoint.

It's like christmas came early then was canceled because someone murdered santa.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

At this point I don't know whether it's hilarious or sad.

There's no reason why it can't be both.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I really need to make the time to show up here and keep up with this thread. Every time I return it becomes a whole new circus.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I can't believe you think recording evidence of trespassing is a bad thing, considering you provided the video proving you were.

Maybe that's his plan:
"He shouldn't have been recording me because I was already recording evidence of my guilt!"

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

GET FUCKING HYPE YO!