Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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Chan the Wizard said:
Len was convicted and summarily sent to electric chair in what was the fastest execution in the U.S. in decades.
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The legend lives on in campfire ghost stories for years to come: the mysterious specter who haunts the local train yards at night. They say if you visit a certain station at midnight, the specter will touch your shoulder and ask you for directions to a mysterious farm, but when you turn around, there will be no one there.
 
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I did a quick look at two newspapers in Pottstown. Just in case Len freaked out and SWAT was sent in. No such luck.

I did see that some killer appeared in court today, not sure if same one as Len did.

There was also this gathering taking place tonight. Wonder if Len had plans to attend, since trains were the topic.
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nad7155 said:
It's gonna be like Chris's deal.

Pretty minor offence, lot's of waiting for a slap on the ass.

I would love to see The Great Foamer Gut spend a few days in the clink, but it probably won't happen.
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At this point, I want to get my hopes up, yet I know that you're right.

It's sad once you think about it, Autistics always get a slap on the wrist. It feels unfair, especially if they're like Chris or Shaner and have criminal records/a history of getting in trouble with the law.

I also would have like to have known about how Hy behaved in all of this.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
With an arraignment, it is possible to start right away after a plea is entered?
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Nope, still need to seat a jury, set trial dates, go through discovery (defense gets full list of evidence/witnesses prosecution has intended to call/enter) Even if you plea "Guilty" sentencing dates are set and you have to come back to get your sentence.

The only thing that happens at arraignment is you enter your plea, whatever it is, and bail is discussed, which given Len's history will probably be a continuance of his don't-owe-unless-you-fuck-up bail.

The only thing that could monkey wrench this is if Lenny chimped out, otherwise, it's just another perfunctory step
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
At this point, I want to get my hopes up, yet I know that you're right.

It's sad once you think about it, Autistics always get a slap on the wrist. It feels unfair, especially if they're like Chris or Shaner and have criminal records/a history of getting in trouble with the law.

I also would have like to have known about how Hy behaved in all of this.
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Hy stumbled to the steps of the courthouse, reeking of Wild Turkey and dead cigarettes. Pawning his last Star Wars poster, he had enough money to catch the 7:05 in time to make Len's arraignment. Stuffing his dress shirt into his stained khakis, he straightened up and inhaled fresh morning air. Fresh morning air that caused him to hack for several minutes. Spitting into his hand, he slicked back his hair in one swipe and straightened his tie.

Len, standing in his Sunday best looked concerned.

"Hy. Are yew ok? Ya look like yuh been drug behind a skid-steer," he commented, standing next to a pile of boxes loaded into a red Radio Flyer.

Hy squinted at the voice, making sure he could match the face to the idiotic drawl. It was Len alright. Hy nodded at the wagon. "The fuck is all that?"

"Evidence," Len breathed excitedly. "Evidence that the Colebrookdale is harassing me online."

Popping off a top of one of the banker boxes, Hy hurriedly inspected the contents. It was like striking gold. There were stacks of printed screencaps of cartoon names and video game characters as far as the eye could read. "Son of a bitch, Len. You glorious son of a bitch. I'll have you milking workers comp for the next ten years."

"Trespassing, Hy. My charges are trespassing."

Hy waved his hand inconsequentially in the middle of slipping on a pair of Ray-bans to hide his bloodshot eyes from a cocaine and booze fueled romp from the night previous. "Slip and fall, harassment, trespassing, fucked the neighbor's dog; it's all the same shit. Are you ready?"

"Yes, sir!" Len beamed as he dragged the wagon behind him, following Hy into the foyer and into the adjacent courtroom.

Swinging open large oak doors with both hands, Hy bellowed in a loud voice. "Len is innocent! I AM THE LAW!" Hy pulled the .45 he had hidden in the back of his pants and emptied the clip into the ceiling, causing everyone to dive underneath tables and benches.

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Jewelsmakerguy said:
It's sad once you think about it, Autistics always get a slap on the wrist. It feels unfair, especially if they're like Chris or Shaner and have criminal records/a history of getting in trouble with the law.
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It's not unfair, it's exactly what WE'D get if we were accused of a minor crime (and trespassing is incredibly minor) , Len is getting the same treatment any other Tom, Dick or Harry would get in court if accused of criminal trespassing. And he doesn't have a criminal record, yet. And being annoying isn't a crime.

I'm not jumping on you here, but, when someone uses the word "unfair", I'd really like them to show me where the unfairness is. Len's trip though the justice system so far has been par for the course, in fact, if anything, the oddity so far was he didn't waive his prelim, most people do.

The problem is that people's expectations of what the law is going to do to someone rarely match up with the reality because most people, due to being honest and well-behaved citizens, don't experience it outside of hearing about it in the news or wholly fictitious examples from entertainment media.

Len's a rinky-dink halfwit who scored himself a rinky-dink third rate criminal charge in small town USA.... he isn't going to get the chair, he's not going to end up doing hard time on a chain gang, he's going to probably have to pay a fine and survive probation at the most when this is all over, the fact he isn't going to suffer some horrendous prison sentence, even if convicted, is not proof the system has failed. It's just proof it works, because the system is designed to weed out the chaff like Len, slap their wrists, send them home, and save the prison bunks for REAL problems in society, like, people who've done more than annoyed a tourist railroad.
 
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Gook Choy said:
Hy stumbled to the steps of the courthouse, reeking of Wild Turkey and dead cigarettes. Pawning his last Star Wars poster, he had enough money to catch the 7:05 in time to make Len's arraignment. Stuffing his dress shirt into his stained khakis, he straightened up and inhaled fresh morning air. Fresh morning air that caused him to hack for several minutes. Spitting into his hand, he slicked back his hair in one swipe and straightened his tie.

Len, standing in his Sunday best looked concerned.

"Hy. Are yew ok? Ya look like yuh been drug behind a skid-steer," he commented, standing next to a pile of boxes loaded into a red Radio Flyer.

Hy squinted at the voice, making sure he could match the face to the idiotic drawl. It was Len alright. Hy nodded at the wagon. "The fuck is all that?"

"Evidence," Len breathed excitedly. "Evidence that the Colebrookdale is harassing me online."

Popping off a top of one of the banker boxes, Hy hurriedly inspected the contents. It was like striking gold. There were stacks of printed screencaps of cartoon names and video game characters as far as the eye could read. "Son of a bitch, Len. You glorious son of a bitch. I'll have you milking workers comp for the next ten years."

"Trespassing, Hy. My charges are trespassing."

Hy waved his hand inconsequentially in the middle of slipping on a pair of Ray-bans to hide his bloodshot eyes from a cocaine and booze fueled romp from the night previous. "Slip and fall, harassment, trespassing, fucked the neighbor's dog; it's all the same shit. Are you ready?"

"Yes, sir!" Len beamed as he dragged the wagon behind him, following Hy into the foyer and into the adjacent courtroom.

Swinging open large oak doors with both hands, Hy bellowed in a loud voice. "Len is innocent! I AM THE LAW!" Hy pulled the .45 he had hidden in the back of his pants and emptied the clip into the ceiling, causing everyone to dive underneath tables and benches.

--TAPE CUTS OUT--
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Greatest post in this thread. Until reality interferes, this is my believed course of events.
 
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TowinKarz said:
It's just proof it works, because the system is designed to weed out the chaff like Len, slap their wrists, send them home, and save the prison bunks for REAL problems in society, like, people who've done more than annoyed a tourist railroad.
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But I've heard that what Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes to what Len has done.
 
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TowinKarz said:
It's not unfair, it's exactly what WE'D get if we were accused of a minor crime (and trespassing is incredibly minor) , Len is getting the same treatment any other Tom, Dick or Harry would get in court if accused of criminal trespassing. And he doesn't have a criminal record, yet. And being annoying isn't a crime.

I'm not jumping on you here, but, when someone uses the word "unfair", I'd really like them to show me where the unfairness is. Len's trip though the justice system so far has been par for the course, in fact, if anything, the oddity so far was he didn't waive his prelim, most people do.

The problem is that people's expectations of what the law is going to do to someone rarely match up with the reality because most people, due to being honest and well-behaved citizens, don't experience it outside of hearing about it in the news or wholly fictitious examples from entertainment media.

Len's a rinky-dink halfwit who scored himself a rinky-dink third rate criminal charge in small town USA.... he isn't going to get the chair, he's not going to end up doing hard time on a chain gang, he's going to probably have to pay a fine and survive probation at the most when this is all over, the fact he isn't going to suffer some horrendous prison sentence, even if convicted, is not proof the system has failed. It's just proof it works, because the system is designed to weed out the chaff like Len, slap their wrists, send them home, and save the prison bunks for REAL problems in society, like, people who've done more than annoyed a tourist railroad.
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I think the psychological impact of the trial is more important than the sentence Len receives. Think about it; he's sunk literally months into constructing a positively monumental conspiracy theory that will (in his mind) completely justify his activities, exonerate him from the consequences of his actions and see justice dealt to those who wish him nothing but ill will for no valid reason. He sincerely and completely believes this, in the process attaining a level of self-delusion that not even CWC ever accomplished. He believes all this, and yet we all know that this will inevitably turn against him. A judge will get one wiff of his madness and bring the hammer down on his porcine squealings before they have a chance to contaminate the trial anymore than they already have done. Len will be there. He will bear witness to his own folly. And he. Will learn. Nothing.

And it will be glorious to watch.
 
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It's official, Hy went off his meds and decided to shoot up the building, killing our field agents, the judge, along with several other, whilst shouting various usernames from Farms. After emptying his rifle, he hands it off to Len, who is drooling, and pushes the judge's corpse onto the ground. He'll scalp the judge, wear it as a wig, and scream out over the terrified survivors:

NOT GUILTY!

Police forces arrive, and capture Hy, and a bewildered Len.
They both end up going to court, to face their crimes,
and receive a continuance.
This goes on for the next decade.
 
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