Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Lacquer Head]

You also might have just figured out why his spelling is so bad too.

Dear Kaufman,

How do you type with sock puppets on your hands?

 

[MY 405]

Leonard never learned that you don't wear knee socks pulled all the way up while wearing shorts, did he?

Better than that ... Those aren't knee socks, they're compression stockings. Used by post-op heart patients and folks with da diebeetus to prevent blood clots in the legs. Most people would hide those under some pants (like my mom did), but nope, Len is proudly flyin' the flag of Totally Available Can Supply Own Sexy Lingerie ... Or perhaps "Lengerie" in this case.

 

[TM Ambrose]

grandpa? I'm only 17.

So you're knowingly violating the sites TOS?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

grandpa? I'm only 17.

Uh-huh. Not a 20-year-old "Mother of One" or "privet detective" anymore, huh?

My name is spelled with one F, Fuck tard.

"Kaufman," got it. So Lenny spelled it wrong earlier. Or was that you?

No, it had to have been you. Lenny doesn't seem to throw out "faggot" quite as much as you do. Know what that means, guys? Kaufman is so exceptional, he can't even spell his own name correctly.

That was a typo. 18 I meant.

AHAHAHAHA OH WOW

so you are admitting to be Kaufman and are NOT 17 then, huh? we're making progress here!

Are you sure? Last I checked Kaufman was a 30-something truck driver, not an 18 year old privet investigator at the top of his field.

how is this guy so fucking stupid
is this real life

 

[Dr.Research]

I tel- I tell you my gal pals said that we were gonna make a train later and they were gonna blow my train whistle

Little tomboy blue, come blow my horn

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is getting good. Is Len going to court for some trespassing charge or stalking or what? (I jumped in kinda late).

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Yup he's a train sperg alright.

https://archive.is/Snj52

Archive of some of his pictures. I'll get the other shit.

And a picture of the fucker. He already screams gay to me.

He's like the perfect combination of douchebro & fruitcake.

Sad hes a train sperg. Hes not too bad looking and seems to be in good shape.

If it wasnt for trains hed look good on the arm of some chick and/or dude.

I'm not so sure about that. He doesn't look like he's got much going on upstairs & seems like an egotistical toolshed. Those are pretty big turn-offs for many, I'd imagine.

Shawn at one point wanted to be an actor/model (and not the other way around).

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Spoiler: Hawt Shawn gallery

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EDIT: it seems that Shawn is a TRUE AND HONEST volunteer firefighter with more than 20 years' service. Whatever else may come to light about him, I have to give him respect for that. To be honest, from the first few pages of Google results, he doesn't really seem too much of a lolcow.

Wow. Surprised he's been at it so long. Unfortunately, every volunteer firefighter I've ever known has been a humongous tool.

This is getting good. Is Len going to court for some trespassing charge or stalking or what? (I jumped in kinda late).

Gotcha covered, buddy.

 

[Dr.Research]

@BOLDYSPICY! i just meant physically, and i agree that nothing upstairs is a shortcoming.
But if he is a firefighter, then good on him and he might have something going on.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Gotcha covered, buddy.

This is getting good. Is Len going to court for some trespassing charge or stalking or what? (I jumped in kinda late).

To describe this he basically was charged with 3 counts of reckless endangerment and 1 count of loitering/trespassing/disorderly conduct at night time.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Gotcha covered, buddy.

Is the recklessly endangering another person charge from when he tried to derail a train or is this new douchebaggery?

EDIT: You posted that right as I posted TM Ambrose.

 

[Conrail6370]

My name is spelled with one F, Fuck tard.

There we go!! This dumb bastard is alive and well!

That's another typo I think you meant 58

This made me laugh, you're an idiot @The_Knight_Rider !!

 

[Curt Sibling]

My name is spelled with one F, Fuck tard.

So...Would this be a true and honest confirmation that you are Shaner's henchman?

 

[AnOminous]

Are you sure? Last I checked Kaufman was a 30-something truck driver, not an 18 year old privet investigator at the top of his field.

He's not at the top of the privet investigator field, but he is one of the most prolific lot lizards in the East.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

"Privet investigator" always makes me chuckle, because "privet" is a Russian word for "Hi!" (привет)

 

[Zim]

So, I've been talking with a few of the train guys over the phone (yes it's gotten that deep lol) and a lot of them, as you all know, are watching this thread. A large number of them who know Leonard Shaner very well think that Kaufman isn't actually here at all and this is just Shaner in super try hard mode.

I'm not sure but it's worth looking for evidence to support this because that would make him even more of a loser than he already is since it would show he's trying to throw both Kaufman and Lehman under the bus. It's a something to look into after I nail Shaner for his "fake mahreen" page. I just found the evidence to prove he is John Simon. Now I just have to put it together.

@The_Knight_Rider Thanks for pissing so many people off. They are chomping at the bit to have the Kiwi's expose you.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I just found the evidence to prove he is John Simon. Now I just have to put it together.

I was under the impression he already blew his cover and it was known he was John Simon.

 

[Lacquer Head]

The ride never ends.....

 

[Zim]

I was under the impression he already blew his cover and it was known he was John Simon.

Everyone knows it but I don't know if there's definitive proof of it. Even if I'm just rehashing it over again this is still something good for the front page.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Privet investigator" always makes me chuckle, because "privet" is a Russian word for "Hi!" (привет)

Spoiler: Off-Topic

On topic: this is getting wonderfully confusing

 

[Treblinkachu]

That's another typo I think you meant 58

Everything he types is ultimately a typo of "I want to fuck trains".