Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

That's a pile of sticks tied together with string.

Yeah, it is, if you're British.

Which, considering you referred to the RN as the British Navy and live in motherfuckin' 'murica, you are not.

Objection overruled.

 

[Zim]

I'm sorry everyone. I didn't know this cow was too old and decrepit to play with us.

 

[chimpburgers]

That's a pile of sticks tied together with string.

Tell me the definition of gay next, you homo.

 

[holy buttocks]

Takes one to know one.

SICK BURN BRO

NO SERIOUSLY I HAVE THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS GUY IS A AbSoLuTe MaDmAn

 

[WireSponge]

That's a pile of sticks tied together with string.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

@The_Knight_Rider

As I said before, what in the blue fuck are you talking about? Books? The U.K.? The Royal Navy? Please elaborate (add details, I know big words confuse your tiny autistic brain) on what you mean.

So you've "managed to dox" everyone on the farms, bravo little foamer. The smug radiating off you right now is disgusting, you're arrogant, and you have no reason to be. AT ALL. You are a failure in all walks of life, you still live with your mother, you've never had any type of career, you've been booted from your favorite hobby in almost all areas of it because you are a creepy, pedo, know it all piece of shit.

I think I finally get why you are so bent about the CRR. You've been hopelessly outclassed by men and women far younger and older than you on a RR that's close to home. Your ego couldn't take that, and when you were booted, you lost your shit. Let's examine the details shall we??? A little walk through the epic fail of your stay at the CRR.

Let's see where to begin, ban number one I should think. Before the CRR even got started as an entity, you took it upon yourself to give yourself a title as I recall. MoW foreman I believe it was. Before the RR even started operations, you decided to go and mark ties for replacement, without any authorization, without telling anyone until you did it. That made it look like the RR had more failed ties in the short distance between interchange and Route 100 than was even conceivable for a Class 2 line. This made the line look to any inspector showing up that the RR had a replacement program in place, before money was even there for the work. The operations manager didn't appreciate you over stepping your bounds, and you were banned for it. The board over rode him, and you were allowed back because you're a special kid.

JEALOUSY and ENVY all green and nasty. Preston McEvoy is basically everything you want to be, successful at a young age, a member of the Board of Directors, has a hot girlfriend (that stings doesn't it?) is generally liked by pretty much everyone, and now owns a steam locomotive... how does it feel to be totally outdone by a 24 year old? How does it feel to be such a useless fucking failure at life to know that at 24 years old Preston has achieved more than you ever will

Bob, gee... where to start with Bob. I think we went over this already, but it bears repeating since your brain obviously doesn't function on a high enough level to retain any sort of useful information. Bob owns or operates a number of short industrial lines, I really don't know how many at this point, but that doesn't matter. This man OWNS RAILROADS, not on the Monopoly board like you, real money making railroads. He owns nearly 10 locomotives and over 100 cars which he leases all over the country, and plays with as he pleases, because he is loaded. He works 24/7 almost, and has made a fortune doing what you've only ever played at over the years. Bob's toenails have amounted to more than you ever will, and you should feel terrible for it.

Nate Guest, the man with the vision that makes the CRR work. He did all the work, waded through the endless red tape, filled out all the forms, and still puts in 16 hour days in the office making the CRR a reality. He is absolutely beloved by the entire community for what he has done and what he continues to do for both Boyertown and Pottstown. He made that line a reality almost by himself, with ZERO help from you, beyond your bullshit useless advice. Nate Guest has friends that would take a bullet for him, I imagine you just have a bunch of people who'd like to shoot you.

Nick DeRenzi, a 17 year old class A model maker and an extremely hard worker. His models of the CRR rolling stock have been so popular that they're actually back ordered, this kid is extraordinarily popular with the other volunteers as well as passengers. Nick is a very well liked guy on the line, out on work crews or working trains, he fills in anytime he can, without fault, every time. You showed up when you felt like it, and didn't really do a whole hell of a lot while you were there. Out worked and out done by a 17 year old, man that must just be awful.

Rich Tobin, old dude, retired from 40 years in radiation oncology. No background in railroading what so ever, except for his old man working for the Reading Co for 40 plus years. This guy loves Boyertown, and was on the Building a Better Boyertown committee for several years before the RR came into being. He now oversees the day to day operations of the line entirely, and he is one of the finest gentlemen I've ever met. Upstanding citizen extraordinaire, Rich is a shining example of what your crippling stupidity and arrogance wont let you become.

Curt Hasselbacher. This guy comes out of nowhere, with an H/E equipment license, and sprayer, and an expired diesel tech certificate and ends up being one of the most indispensable guys on the line. He has a little RR experience from his work, but is generally willing to learn, and takes responsibility for the little Plymouth switcher when it shows up. He not only takes responsibility for it, he ends up running it almost exclusively. He ends up doing most of the major work along the line that involves H/E operations, major track work etc. He takes a 4 month unpaid furlough from his job to volunteer at the RR, and help get things done. In the morning it's not unusual to see him covered in grease and dirt, and be cleaned up and uniformed as a conductor in the evening. He was a total non entity before the line went into operation, and now he is one of the top go to guys for most anything mechanical or track related. You can't stand that can you? Some random dude from Boyertown coming in and "stealing your thunder" by doing stuff that needed to be done.

It must take a lot out of you, hating all these people who "did you wrong." W.K.&S., other foamers, Steamtown, the CRR, and all the others. All those people who are out there, doing their thing, bringing the freight, or bringing joy to the hearts of all who come to ride, look and listen to their lines. All those people who are so much more than a tiny little man ineffectually banging away at his keyboard in his mom's basement.

But on the bright side, you're the second biggest asshole on this forum, behind a guy who asked his mom for sex...

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

This is actually my Katsu head-canon.


As others have said, he's a galloping narcissist, "the Buddha of autism," and a dyslexic drunk, but he's not actually that slow in the minds.

Despite the obvious symptoms they present, I was initially resistant to the idea that people like Mr. Shaner and The Iconoclast could be narcissists because people with that affliction tend to be more physically attractive than average. But I'm coming around to the view that a healthy dose of autism provides enough disconnect from reality for them to look in the mirror and see Prince Charming leering back at them.

 

[John Daker]

@The_Knight_Rider

As I said before, what in the blue fuck are you talking about? Books? The U.K.? The Royal Navy? Please elaborate (add details, I know big words confuse your tiny autistic brain) on what you mean.

So you've "managed to dox" everyone on the farms, bravo little foamer. The smug radiating off you right now is disgusting, you arrogant, and you have no reason to be. AT ALL. You are a failure in all walks of life, you still live with your mother, you've never had any type of career, you've been booted from your favorite hobby in almost all areas of it because you are a creepy, pedo, know it all piece of shit.

I think I finally get why you are so bent about the CRR. You've been hopelessly outclassed by men and women far younger and older than you on a RR that's close to home. Your ego couldn't take that, and when you were booted, you lost your shit. Let's examine the details shall we??? A little walk through the epic fail of your stay at the CRR.

Let's see where to begin, ban number one I should think. Before the CRR even got started as an entity, you took it upon yourself to give yourself a title as I recall. MoW foreman I believe it was. Before the RR even started operations, you decided to go and mark ties for replacement, without any authorization, without telling anyone until you did it. That made it look like the RR had more failed ties in the short distance between interchange and Route 100 than was even conceivable for a Class 2 line. This made the line look to any inspector showing up that the RR had a replacement program in place, before money was even there for the work. The operations manager didn't appreciate you over stepping your bounds, and you were banned for it. The board over rode him, and you were allowed back because you're a special kid.

JEALOUSY and ENVY all green and nasty. Preston McEvoy is basically everything you want to be, successful at a young age, a member of the Board of Directors, has a hot girlfriend (that stings doesn't it?) is generally liked by pretty much everyone, and now owns a steam locomotive... how does it feel to be totally outdone by a 24 year old? How does it feel to be such a useless fucking failure at life to know that at 24 years old Preston has achieved more than you ever will

Bob, gee... where to start with Bob. I think we went over this already, but it bears repeating since your brain obviously doesn't function on a high enough level to retain any sort of useful information. Bob owns or operates a number of short industrial lines, I really don't know how many at this point, but that doesn't matter. This man OWNS RAILROADS, not on the Monopoly board like you, real money making railroads. He owns nearly 10 locomotives and over 100 cars which he leases all over the country, and plays with as he pleases, because he is loaded. He works 24/7 almost, and has made a fortune doing what you've only ever played at over the years. Bob's toenails have amounted to more than you ever will, and you should feel terrible for it.

Nate Guest, the man with the vision that makes the CRR work. He did all the work, waded through the endless red tape, filled out all the forms, and still puts in 16 hour days in the office making the CRR a reality. He is absolutely beloved by the entire community for what he has done and what he continues to do for both Boyertown and Pottstown. He made that line a reality almost by himself, with ZERO help from you, beyond your bullshit useless advice. Nate Guest has friends that would take a bullet for him, I imagine you just have a bunch of people who'd like to shoot you.

Nick DeRenzi, a 17 year old class A model maker and an extremely hard worker. His models of the CRR rolling stock have been so popular that they're actually back ordered, this kid is extraordinarily popular with the other volunteers as well as passengers. Nick is a very well liked guy on the line, out on work crews or working trains, he fills in anytime he can, without fault, every time. You showed up when you felt like it, and didn't really do a whole hell of a lot while you were there. Out worked and out done by a 17 year old, man that must just be awful.

Rich Tobin, old dude, retired from 40 years in radiation oncology. No background in railroading what so ever, except for his old man working for the Reading Co for 40 plus years. This guy loves Boyertown, and was on the Building a Better Boyertown committee for several years before the RR came into being. He now oversees the day to day operations of the line entirely, and he is one of the finest gentlemen I've ever met. Upstanding citizen extraordinaire, Rich is a shining example of what your crippling stupidity and arrogance wont let you become.

Curt Hasselbacher. This guy comes out of nowhere, with an H/E equipment license, and sprayer, and an expired diesel tech certificate and ends up being one of the most indispensable guys on the line. He has a little RR experience from his work, but is generally willing to learn, and takes responsibility for the little Plymouth switcher when it shows up. He not only takes responsibility for it, he ends up running it almost exclusively. He ends up doing most of the major work along the line that involves H/E operations, major track work etc. He takes a 4 month unpaid furlough from his job to volunteer at the RR, and help get things done. In the morning it's not unusual to see him covered in grease and dirt, and be cleaned up and uniformed as a conductor in the evening. He was a total non entity before the line went into operation, and now he is one of the top go to guys for most anything mechanical or track related. You can't stand that can you? Some random dude from Boyertown coming in and "stealing your thunder" by doing stuff that needed to be done.

It must take a lot out of you, hating all these people who "did you wrong." W.K.&S., other foamers, Steamtown, the CRR, and all the others. All those people who are out there, doing their thing, bringing the freight, or bringing joy to the hearts of all who come to ride, look and listen to their lines. All those people who are so much more than a tiny little man ineffectually banging away at his keyboard in his mom's basement.

But on the bright side, you're the second biggest asshole on this forum, behind a guy who asked his mom for sex...

Can you tell me anything about a Dennis Blank?

 

[I'm With Chris]

But on the bright side, you're the second biggest asshole on this forum, behind a guy who asked his mom for sex...

Don't forget the fat man who accused a veteran of being his father.

 

[Oh Dae-Su]

That's a pile of sticks tied together with string.

How come you haven't doxxed us more feg? I thought you wanted to expose us all by using your mole.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Secretly, Len is just a very scared little girl in a big old man's body.

 

[holy buttocks]

Secretly, Len is just a very scared little girl in a big old man's body.

Does he touch her?

 

[Oh Dae-Su]

Secretly, Len is just a very scared little girl in a big old man's body.

He wishes he was a little girl

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Can you tell me anything about a Dennis Blank?

I don't know the guy personally, but he's been Shaner's arch nemesis since they met I think. Dennis was one of the ones who helped boot Shaner from the WK&S. Shaner thinks he's been behind every single banning etc. since then. Dennis hasn't had much to do with anything from what I can tell beyond the WK&S and calling Shaner's bullshit. He's never been to the CRR and doesn't care much for Nate Guest or some of the other volunteers.

 

[John Daker]

I don't know the guy personally, but he's been Shaner's arch nemesis since they met I think. Dennis was one of the ones who helped boot Shaner from the WK&S. Shaner thinks he's been behind every single banning etc. since then. Dennis hasn't had much to do with anything from what I can tell beyond the WK&S and calling Shaner's bullshit. He's never been to the CRR and doesn't care much for Nate Guest or some of the other volunteers.

So according to him, I'm basically the Michael Snyder of the Lenspiracy. This day gets better and better

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Martin Luther [read with your eyes, Shaner: priest and theologist, not civil rights leader] believed that a boy with autism symptoms was a soulless mass of flesh possessed by the devil.

I think that's accurate for you.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Correction: This is actually some idiot alive today who named himself after the man Joseph Goebbels who died 70 years ago. He is a nazi that is currently living in present day Germany.
The sources that Curr Bee gave me are completely accurate.

Holy Buttocks - Real Name: Samus Aran
Member of the Intergalactic Federation, bounty hunter

jewelsmakerguy - Real Name: Paul Joseph Goebbels
Location: Berlin, Germany Member of the Nazi Party. D.O.B. October 29, 1897 – May 1, 1945)

Adjack - Real Name: Randy Poffo a.k.a. RandySavage Location: Columbus, Ohio.

Soccer Hooligan - Real Name: Vince Offer a.k.a. "ShamWow!"
Location: Israel Has a criminal record for beating up a 26 year old prostitute

Batman: - Real Name: Bruce L. Wayne Location: Gotham, New York

Rat Speaker - Real Name: Dora Explorah Location: Swipernoswipe, Mexico
Thief and potential illegal immigrant, has plans to sneak over the Texas border.

SCRuler: Marshall Bruce Mathers III Location: Detroit Michigan
Wannabee rapper that snorts cocaine daily

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Martin Luther [read with your eyes, Shaner: priest and theologist, not civil rights leader] believed that a boy with autism symptoms was a soulless mass of flesh possessed by the devil.

I think that's accurate for you.

Lenny isn't possessed by the devil, he's possessed by his autistic cousin the durrrvil

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

But on the bright side, you're the second biggest asshole on this forum, behind a guy who asked his mom for sex...

...and we're only assuming he didn't try to run the "5 o'clock Local" on ol' gloria

I think Curr Bee, likes to make up stuff too.

really, what made you come to this stunning realization?

 

[chimpburgers]

I think Curr Bee, likes to make up stuff too. I was a history major in School.
Have fun with this listing.

Holy Buttocks - Real Name: Samus Aran
Member of the Intergalactic Federation, bounty hunter

jewelsmakerguy - Real Name: Paul Joseph Goebbels
Location: Berlin, Germany Member of the Nazi Party. D.O.B. October 29, 1897 – May 1, 1945)

Adjack - Real Name: Randy Poffo a.k.a. RandySavage Location: Columbus, Ohio.

Soccer Hooligan - Real Name: Vince Offer a.k.a. "ShamWow!"
Location: Israel Has a criminal record for beating up a 26 year old prostitute

Batman: - Real Name: Bruce L. Wayne Location: Gotham, New York

Rat Speaker - Real Name: Dora Explorah Location: Swipernoswipe, Mexico
Thief and potential illegal immigrant, has plans to sneak over the Texas border.

SCRuler: Marshall Bruce Mathers III Location: Detroit Michigan
Wannabee rapper that snorts cocaine daily

You shit out more personas than I can count and keep up with. Now you're a history major? Have you been talking to Holden?