- Joined
- Jun 9, 2014
I've just been informed that the rest of us who have not yet been doxxed should now be safe. The Kiwi Farms have dropped their previous encryption algorithm (because it was shit) and our data is now protected with, get this, a DOCSYS SMTP firewall signed with an FTP+SSH certificate with an added layer of ASL-DTF encryption. This is some government-level ordinance, folks.
Also, if you are one of the victims of doxxing, the Kiwi Farms reparation dispenser unit should be in touch with you shortly. Everyone who has been doxxed is getting a digital download code for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles (for Steam or Origin), one case of Bawls energy drink, and a coupon good for one free all you can eat pizza buffet at Pizza Hut. All in all, I think that's a fair repayment for Len's bullshit invasion of privacy.
(Also we've hired a BTC-certified hitman to handle the situation with one "Curr Bee".)
Also, if you are one of the victims of doxxing, the Kiwi Farms reparation dispenser unit should be in touch with you shortly. Everyone who has been doxxed is getting a digital download code for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles (for Steam or Origin), one case of Bawls energy drink, and a coupon good for one free all you can eat pizza buffet at Pizza Hut. All in all, I think that's a fair repayment for Len's bullshit invasion of privacy.
(Also we've hired a BTC-certified hitman to handle the situation with one "Curr Bee".)