Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[QT 219]

According to the employees at Sears, they never remember seeing a woman Shaner's age or younger to visit him at work or at the railroads he frequented. You can be sure that if he did have a real girlfriend, he wouldn't hesitate to show her off or take a million pictures. But no. Shaner's experience with women hasn't extended beyond his hand and the Internet.

There was a 50 year old woman named Sheila who started worked for Sears when she was 18 in a number different positions, all over the country. Sheila was and still is fit as fuck for a woman her age. The fact that she was smart and funny in addition to being a widow, made her attractive to a lot of us. Most of all, Len, whom she tolerated and seemed to understand his case of autism. She was nicer to Len than any of us really were and went out of her way to help him. Len's crush grew to the point where she would just laugh off his "Hello, Missus Shaner" when he saw her. Len mistook her kindness for flirting because he's dumb.

According to Ted, on one of her last nights at work before retirement, they were closing up and Len was about leave (because he never helped with closing) and he begged Sheila for a hug goodbye. Len is nothing if not fat and sweaty from minimal movement. So, as a kindness, she did one of those ass out, one-handed back pats. Len wrapped his arms around her and tried to plant one on her face. Sheila wrenched out of his grip immediately and hooked him with such a right cross "she straightened his lazy eye long enough for him to see stars." Immediately, instead of apologizing he went to Ted, who saw the whole incident, to complain that Sheila hit him and wanted her reprimanded. Ted sent him home and Sheila told Ted that "she didn't want anyone to deal with any shit her last week" so she didn't make a stink about it. Len did get a fat purple welt on his cheek from it.

The Friday of her last day, we all had plans to meet up with her at Sly Fox which is just down the street. It was a huge party. Len wanted to go, not to apologize for his behavior, but because he admitted he wanted to talk to Sheila's friends who were admittedly hot themselves (and basically sluts). Len was told in no uncertain terms that "if you even come within ten feet of the bar, we're going to kick the fucking shit out of you." He pleaded, blubbering that he didn't even drink and wouldn't be a nuisance. No one was having it. It ended up being a group of L&G, Auto, and Hardware basically standing in a half-circle with folded arms, shaking their heads. He bit his lip, eyes preemptively leaking saltwater as he shuffled out of the store.

So ends the saga of Len Casanova.

 

[chimpburgers]

If I replaced Sheila with "Megan" and Len with "Chris" and changed a few other details, I could still totally believe this story 100%. I just can't get over these similarities that a lot of these lolcows have with each other. I even thought of Holden a little bit with this story too.

 

[Without A Gout]

the saga of Len Casanova.

This is eerily familiar to a personal lolcow and gigantic POS that I used to work with a couple of years ago. We called him "Dickie", for obvious reasons. The main diference is that the dude would just show up, to everyone's dismay, and kill the mood of the place. He also got punched in the face repeatedly. Much inner joy was had by all.

That's probably what would've happened if Shaner decided to show up.

 

[QT 219]

I'd just like to point out as an aside that Shaner never worked full-time. He was a part-timer which is 20 hours or less. Meaning that in 20 hours worth of work, there were times when he evidently shit his pants to get out of that. Proof that Len can't do the bare minimum of anything.

 

[Adamska]

I'd just like to point out as an aside that Shaner never worked full-time. He was a part-timer which is 20 hours or less. Meaning that in 20 hours worth of work, there were times when he evidently shit his pants to get out of that. Proof that Len can't do the bare minimum of anything.

Oh God, he's as bad as the staff at the local Taco Bell I sometimes go to; they'd actually sob to you about their jobs if you asked them about their day too, even though they only had to work half a week for the same amount of time.

That gives me a question: how many days a week did Len work?

 

[Without A Gout]

I'd just like to point out as an aside that Shaner never worked full-time. He was a part-timer which is 20 hours or less. Meaning that in 20 hours worth of work, there were times when he evidently shit his pants to get out of that. Proof that Len can't do the bare minimum of anything.

To be fair, that personifies a decent amount of people who work nowadays (mostly in retail/fast food, but there are a lot of people in those industries that bust ass as well). I wish I could only work 20 hours a week sometimes. Sigh.

 

[QT 219]

Oh God, he's as bad as the staff at the local Taco Bell I sometimes go to; they'd actually sob to you about their jobs if you asked them about their day too, even though they only had to work half a week for the same amount of time.

That gives me a question: how many days a week did Len work?

Three to four, depending on deliveries, but never more than five or so hours during the midday. For normal employees, working weekend shifts was mandatory but Shaner somehow got out of that.

Edit: According to Ted, Shaner was never scheduled more than 12 to 15 hours a week so he could still qualify for his gub'mint bux.

 

[Ouija Board]

I have been reading this thread for the past 2-3 days, though I skipped around and I have got to say that this is one of the most entertaining threads on here. To me, Lenny boy here is now my second most favorite cow after Jace. I mean Len has more personalities (albeit online) than Sybil and he is also a very, very naive person and him futilely trying to defend himself using these various sockpuppets is just hilarious.

Thing that cracks me up is his paranoid ideas that the people that banned him from the RR that he goes to are here on the Farms and now he thinks that the Farms are their central base, sort of like Chris and the Game Place. That he thinks that there is some kind of conspiracy against him and that now everyone here is against him despite the fact that most people on these forums don't live in PA and haven't heard of him until @Zim discussed him on here, it's just, so much obliviousness.

Him trying to recruit Anonymous and /baph/ was just hilarious, I don't think my sides were ever going to reach the end of the universe. Also, the "doxxing" that shit was hilarious!

I think this video below pretty much sums up the Kiwi Farms (soon to be Anonymous and /baph/ as well) and him:

Spoiler: Warning, train wrecks cow

*this video isn't meant to be A-Logging and if the mods don't find it appropriate then they can remove it.

I am very tired so I am sure I fucked up my train of thought.

I was feeling down and stressed this week due to financial shit, but Lenny got me laughing, so keep it up Len and maybe when I wake up tomorrow there will be another 50-100 pages.

 

[Without A Gout]

Three to four, depending on deliveries, but never more than five or so hours during the midday. For normal employees, working weekend shifts was mandatory but Shaner somehow got out of that.

I'm going to guess that since Shaner was that inept, the store's managers didn't want him messing up sales and orders during peak business times.

 

[Adamska]

Three to four, depending on deliveries, but never more than five or so hours during the midday. For normal employees, working weekend shifts was mandatory but Shaner somehow got out of that.

That's fucking awful since that left him easily half the day to goof off and sperg at trains. Especially since you guys relegated him to real easy shit due to his incompetence. And he tried shirking out of that...

 

[QT 219]

That's fucking awful since that left him easily half the day to goof off and sperg at trains. Especially since you guys relegated him to real easy shit due to his incompetence. And he tried shirking out of that...

He would try to get out of work a lot. He'd use all types of excuses like "oh, I have to pick up my Mother's medication right away" and other nonsense. It makes sense that he was probably trying to race to these yards to take pictures and foam all over himself.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I want to try to get a night photography photo of the Train and the fireworks in the same picture. The trick is too not to get peoples heads in my view.
How about you guy's?

These are definitely the pre-shoot musings of a first-rate professional behind a lens as he contemplates getting a "photography photo" under difficult conditions. Most of the pros I know won't even turn their cameras on if there are any "peoples heads" in sight.

 

[chimpburgers]

He would try to get out of work a lot. He'd use all types of excuses like "oh, I have to pick up my Mother's medication right away" and other nonsense. It makes sense that he was probably trying to race to these yards to take pictures and foam all over himself.

I'd imagine that Len would have been horrible even at trying to make up white lies. He's been a proven failure in literally almost anything else that has been brought up here. It's almost sad, but a mindfuck too to hear about.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

This is eerily familiar to a personal lolcow and gigantic POS that I used to work with a couple of years ago. We called him "Dickie", for obvious reasons. The main diference is that the dude would just show up, to everyone's dismay, and kill the mood of the place. He also got punched in the face repeatedly. Much inner joy was had by all.

That's probably what would've happened if Shaner decided to show up.

Show up where ?

 

[Adamska]

He would try to get out of work a lot. He'd use all types of excuses like "oh, I have to pick up my Mother's medication right away" and other nonsense. It makes sense that he was probably trying to race to these yards to take pictures and foam all over himself.

I love how he can't even sit there for a couple of hours marking prices or whatever stuff you'd have given to children if that was still legal. Please tell me that he got pay docked whenever he didn't finish a full shift; I'd be a bit sad if he didn't.

I'd imagine that Len would have been horrible even at trying to make up white lies. He's been a proven failure in literally almost anything else that has been brought up here. It's almost sad, but a mindfuck too to hear about.

Len: "I GOTTA GET MAH MOMS MEDS!"

Supervisor: "For the third time in as many days?"

 

[Zim]

Even after his talk with us @Schuylkill Valley is still running scared and not admitting the truth.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I'd imagine that Len would have been horrible even at trying to make up white lies. He's been a proven failure in literally almost anything else that has been brought up here. It's almost sad, but a mindfuck too to hear about.

You believe in Lies every day and you say I'm a failure.

Even after his talk with us @Schuylkill Valley is still running scared and not admitting the truth.
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@Zim, I have no powers on the Danger page. Why I you people so damn worried about that page? And who operates it?

 

[Adamska]

You believe in Lies every day and you say I'm a failure.

You couldn't even bother to work a full part time shift and tried as often as possible to shirk it, so yeah. You are legitimately a failure at life.

 

[chimpburgers]

You believe in Lies every day and you say I'm a failure.

I can objectively prove it based on how much you dodge questions and make up bullshit each time someone calls you out. You spend most of the day trying to sell this lie to everyone that you know in your mind no one has believed you on. This isn't Youtube or those railfan forums where you have more control over who you get to harass. You're in a much more no nonsense environment and you're failing every time you open your mouth to say something.

 

[Zim]

@Zim, I have no powers on the Danger page. Why I you people so damn worried about that page? And who operates it?

Oh you. You're kinda cute when you're the only one believing your crap.