Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Hey first time post in the this thread so hello @Schuylkill Valley.

That being said, trains are for faggots, model boats are for real man.

I like model boats, I really like the radio controlled ones. There's a club in Phoenixville, PA. has battle ships, tall ships, Subs and other neat stuff.

 

[Keerakh]

If you can't take it, don't dish it out!

I think you misunderstand, fuckpuddle. We are telling you to give us better insults. Ones that we are actually worth instead of 2nd grade fuckwittery. But you haven't the nads nor the intellect.

 

[Adamska]

What ever dude.

Translation: *Flailing and shrieking in rage, this and "whatever you say" are the only comebacks Len can think of. The glucose in his blood is crystallizing in his brain, the jagged crystals slicing into brain matter at a slow rate as his pulse quickens and his prodigious blood pressure spikes. This latest spiritual rape by the Farms have destroyed a precious childhood memory, and another will soon die too as he starts rage eating fudge made by his mother. He belts out a long shart as he gobbles down the sticky concoction, imagining it as sperm as his microchub starts stiffening.*

 

[Kirby]

What ever you say Hasselbacher .

Whatever you say Lenny Boy

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Translation: *Flailing and shrieking in rage, this and "whatever you say" are the only comebacks Len can think of. The glucose in his blood is crystallizing in his brain, the jagged crystals slicing into brain matter at a slow rate as his pulse quickens and his prodigious blood pressure spikes. This latest spiritual rape by the Farms have destroyed a precious childhood memory, and another will soon die too as he starts rage eating fudge made by his mother. He belts out a long shart as he gobbles down the sticky concoction, imagining it as sperm as his microchub starts stiffening.*

I wish there was a way to hit the Winner button more than once. You win, and on that note, I can go to bed with a laugh.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Fite meh, brah.

Yigh

 

[QT 219]

I wish there was a way to hit the Winner button more than once. You win, and on that note, I can go to bed with a laugh.

Rest well, my fellow compatriot. You've earned it.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I wish there was a way to hit the Winner button more than once. You win, and on that note, I can go to bed with a laugh.

Good night Curt, don't leave the bed bugs bite.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That's cool man!! I like that.

Hey, thanks! I need to draw more of this little guy, I really like him. He's a loose-cannon blowfish on the edge who doesn't play by the rules. In my head, anyway.

Also, this made me laugh my ass off for some reason:

Spoiler: did you quote the wrong person

EDIT: FUCK EVERYONE SAID IT ALREADY

 

[fridgesrants]

Translation: *Sobbing at the fact that we cannot be moved into taking down this page, and eating a tub of ice cream to soothe the pain of his feet, which have gotten worse lately*

Even if this thread was taken down he still would have no job and still be banned from all those train related things in his state. He has way bigger problems then this thread.

Yes you did through (IM) last week, or don't you remember?

Why do you keep thinking Kiwi Farms is a place? I am sorry Len but their is not a magical troll headquarters with connections to tourist train lines in Pennsylvania. No one is out to get you except for yourself.

 

[Adamska]

Good night Curt, don't leave the bed bugs bite.

Oh God, I just had a minor epiphany again; what if due to glucose-induced brain damage Lenny here has the same problem with memory as Leonard from Momento? I mean, look at this utter failure to learn. You'd need anterograde amnesia to be this fucking incapable.

 

[Pottstown Pete]

Len, what's this I hear about you having some problems over at Rough and Tumble? Any truth to that?

EDIT: Rough and Tumble is a steam and threshing show in Kinzers PA, and not, surprisingly, a gay bar.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Have you ever been so autistic that you passed @Connor Bible on the shitpost leaderboard twice?
EDIT: And Space Jesus

He's also going to lap TJ Church again by midweek at the latest if he keeps his current posting rate.

 

[John Daker]

He's also going to lap TJ Church again by midweek at the latest if he keeps his current posting rate.

Imagine Rider and Valley next to each other on the list, like an autistic Jekyll and Hyde.

 

[deeman]

Hey guys and gassettes... I don't think it is working to troll this guy... Since his comebacks are so sazzy and extr3me! We better just give up. And i should know. deeman!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

The only man who defends Len Shaner is Len Shaner. The only man who can out shitpost Len Shaner is also Len Shaner.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Question for all, what did you people do the yesterday for the Fourth?

 

[John Daker]

Question for all, what did you people do the yesterday for the Fourth?

Spent most of the day posting in this thread, then got drunk and watched fireworks with friends.

 

[deeman]

Question for all, what did you people do the yesterday for the Fourth?

I'm not 'murican so i was canoing and later back at home, masturbated. And you?

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Question for all, what did you people do the yesterday for the Fourth?

We went to our top-secret headquarters located in ████████, had a few drinks, made jokes about you shitting your pants, and then tried to dig up those old black-and-white photographs of your mom getting plowed by some dude in a bowler hat and Burt Reynolds mustache. It was a good time.