Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

PRIORITY ALERT : CODE RED encrypted communication to all active FIELD AGENTS. Details to follow.

Spoiler: "CLICK TO COMMENCE FILE DECRYPTION - AUTOMATED SECURITY PASS ENABLED"

Oooh, is there an M18 Hellcat in that armor somewhere? If so, I call dibs on working that turret.

 

[millais]

Oooh, is there an M18 Hellcat in that armor somewhere? If so, I call dibs on working that turret.

There is an opening for a qualified M18 turret operator.

Spoiler

 

[Wally Balljacker]

It's in the Bag !

Stop you're lies!!!! in the name of Jesus.

These should go into the random_text file.

 

[Billy Bad Rad Shad]

@Schuylkill Valley has been quiet, I wonder what railroad he is trespassing on. I did hear a story about him pulling up spikes once "cause they were historic". I do recall when I came up from Maryland to take a video of 425, He was telling rail fans about his involvement on the RBMN railroad, How he was "close" friends with Andy. And how he was their official Photographer.

 

[deeman]

Len Shaner is a guy who likes trains.
Also he doesn't have the brains.
To scare the Kiwi Farms from making claims.
His responses are often "You're stpuid! Your really lames!"
And soon he will be in chains.
He is gay so he looks forward for the anal pains.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Schuylkill Valley has been quiet, I wonder what railroad he is trespassing on. I did hear a story about him pulling up spikes once "cause they were historic". I do recall when I came up from Maryland to take a video of 425, He was telling rail fans about his involvement on the RBMN railroad, How he was "close" friends with Andy. And how he was their official Photographer.

Sounds about as legitimate as Len's contacts in the FBI.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

There is an opening for a qualified M18 turret operator.

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That's the exact one I was referring to, even. Most excellent.

Edit: forgot to mention that I have experience working dreadnaught battleship AAs. Close enough, right?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I bet an autism specialized lawyer could make a killing if all of them weren't on a .

@Schuylkill Valley do you live with your mother or does she live with you?

 

[Adamska]

There is an opening for a qualified M18 turret operator.

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The soundtrack for the Colebrooke Armored Expedition for Operation PAINTRAIN

 

[millais]

That's the exact one I was referring to, even. Most excellent.

Edit: forgot to mention that I have experience working dreadnaught battleship AAs. Close enough, right?

Yugoslav Wars were a terrible time of genocide and ethnic cleansing, but I'll be damned if they didn't come up with some fascinating uses for four decades worth of Soviet, American, and even vintage German war materiel.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

I think Len is under the impression that the only thing we do here is post on the Farms. The very notion that we could have jobs, family, friends, hobbies, etc. that we could attend to outside of laughing at an autistic foamer is probably alien to him.

Shaner has no idea that we have access to the great and wonderful interwebs throughout the day, via the mysterious devices known as "smart telephones."

Because the Kiwi Farms is a world wide organization made up of people who own "smart telephones" and other devices we can keep watch on this thread 24/7. 24 hour customer care. That's what Kiwi Farms is all about.

 

[WireSponge]

Does this picture trigger you, @Schuylkill Valley? This train was stolen during the Ferguson riots.

 

['tism]

Hey Len, you're aware that both your lawyer and witnesses have to be real people right? they're not going to let you log on to facebook accounts to provide testimony.

 

[millais]

I've been following this thread since page 1, and in all of the four hundred plus pages, I don't think anyone has yet to post Thomas the Dank Engine.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

I've been following this thread since page 1, and in all of the four hundred plus pages, I don't think anyone has yet to post Thomas the Dank Engine.

No one has. I keep considering doing so, but I know train tard won't watch it.

 

[Ravenor]

I have just caught up on this thread about 180 pages, I'v seen levels of lulz and sperging I didn't know where possible outside the theoretical.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I have just caught up on this thread about 180 pages, I'v seen levels of lulz and sperging I didn't know where possible outside the theoretical.

We're now operating at a whole new level, one uncharted and full of mysteries. We thought we had reached the limits (wink wink, Entersphere), but this new specimen has shown us that the ceiling is much higher than any of us could have possibly imagined, even in our nightmares.

No one exceeds their potential. If they did, it would mean we did not accurately gauge their potential in the first place.

 

[WireSponge]

After 400 pages of watching Len, I can safely say that Ahuviya should not have won the summer tournament.

 

[Adamska]

There's always December though, so Len here has another decent shot.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

And now I feel a brief bout of legal clarification is in order:

. . .

In theory, yes. In practice, people never get time for these things [reckless endangerment]. They get stern warnings and probation.

That said, if Len goes hog wild on the Lenspiracy the judge might make an exception and give him a month or two in lockup to straighten him out.

Shhhhh. I'm just trying to give Len something to think about.

And I'm also hoping to goad him into revealing what he did to be hit with three (THREE!) reckless endangerment charges at one time. When three (THREE!) REAP charges are tacked onto a single Class 3 misdemeanor like trespassing, it usually means that you really pissed off a cop and that some assistant DA is also displeased with your behavior.

So once again I ask you, Len, what did you do that caused you to be charged with three (THREE!) counts of reckless endangerment? Explain yourself.