Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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    Votes: 109 63.4%
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Kirby said:
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Can whoever runs the Thomas T Johnson page inform @Schuylkill Valley that they have consulted with the Kiwi Farms legal department and have been informed that their use of the Thomas T Johnson character is clearly a parody and thus protected as "fair use." However, also let him know that we will happily take down the page if he confirms that he is the creator and owner of the @The_Knight_Rider, Thomas T Johnson, "privet investigator" profile on the Kiwi Farms and formally asks us to take it down. Otherwise it stays up.
 
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Saul Goodman said:
Can whoever runs the Thomas T Johnson page inform him that they have consulted with the Kiwi Farms legal department and have been informed that their use of the Thomas T Johnson character is clearly a parody and thus protected as "fair use." However, also let him know that we will happily take down the page if he confirms that he is the creator and owner of the @The_Knight_Rider, Thomas T Johnson, "privet investigator" profile on the Kiwi Farms and formally asks us to take it down. Otherwise it stays up.
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Saul, Lenny made my head hurt. Do you do personal injury suits? Do I have a case? I'm doing the true blue American thing and making money off someone else's misfortune.
 
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Gook Choy said:
Len Shaner in Playtime Paranoia!

The following story has been related to me in person by an individual who was involved intimately with the Shaner family. For the safety of the person involved, I will refrain revealing how I know my source and from naming them as they still work in the medical field. This story takes place in the last five years.

Len's mother, Gloria, is basically invalid, relegated to care at home and at times has an elder care associate visit her to take care of her needs. It was intimated to me that Shaner is rarely home during the day as he is gone from mostly the crack of dawn to late at night doing God knows what. Basically doing everything except caring for his ailing mother. He is rude, dismissive and does the bare minimum to care for his mother.

Len manages to keep the home clean to an extent, but there are trip hazards and useless boxes everywhere. It is a step above a Hoarders episode. From what I was told, Adult Protective Services have been out there at least once and found no serious problems.

Being relatively new to Senior Care, “Jennifer” had been shadowing another associate during her first few weeks to become adjusted to the people on the route she was to take over. During the second or third week, Jennifer had come to be quite fond of Gloria as she is very sweet. So much so that “Jennifer” never had to knock on the days she was there for Gloria's care and was given a key.

One morning, “Jennifer” decided to drop off a vase of flowers on her day off and went into the house. The smell of feces hit Jennifer immediately and she assumed Gloria might have had an accident and with Len never there, she didn't want Gloria to suffer there all day. As she quickly went deeper into the house, there in the living room was Len, stripped to a pair of pantyhose over a pair of freshly filled Depends.

“He was watching an old 80's big tit porno, standing in the living room, heaving and thrusting into cotton pillow that had been ripped opened to create a makeshift “vagina.” The stench was overwhelming. He sensed me almost immediately and screamed, “YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!” before slipping and falling forward into a stack of VHS tapes and boxes. I was so repulsed and frightened, I turned and bolted back out the door. I drove for about twenty minutes aimlessly until I pulled into a park and cried. I just cried. I don't even know why. It was like a horrible nightmare. I couldn't go back. I called work that day and spoke to my route manager and begged to take a different client.”

Len would then later try to call the company Jennifer worked for to say she was breaking and entering, despite evidence and history to the contrary. Jennifer never went back and the horror was kept secret. Until today. Jennifer now works as an Elder Care Facilities Manager in Philadelphia.
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Schuylkill Valley said:
No results found for Matthew Devoria in the U.S.A.
No results found for Matthew Devoria in the U.K.

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Matthew Devoria is the most heroic of heroes. He was shot in Desert Storm and carried his soldier friend on his back in the hot hot desert sun.

Also he is a MAN, unlike you, Len.
 
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Saul Goodman said:
I did use my real name. Which, as both Len and Mr. Mayerson now know, is Matthew Devoria. Oh well, I knew I'd get outed eventually.
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Wait, wait. You're Matthew Devoria? Like, the Matthew Devoria?

Oh my god.

I haven't felt this trolled since that time I downloaded a Good Omens fan mix and it turned out to be a best of Queen mix. I ain't even mad.
 
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