Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Don't take the bait kiwis, he is distracting you all from his major fuck up of hacking a lawyers FB account. Keep the pressure on him, because he's about to break.

Notice Shaner has not once denied hacking Hy's account.

Len also hasn't denied having sex with his mom.

He truly is Holden's successor.

 

[Cthulu]

Of course, the President himself will hold a massive ceremony in his honor, where he will legalize slavery exclusively for Len so that everyone in Colebrookdale and Kiwi Farms can be forced to work for him on his new property. He will also provide Len with a harem of young Asian women clad in stockings and diapers for his daily pleasure.

We had better move @Nara to the supersecret kiwi safe house.

 

[Without A Gout]

Don't take the bait kiwis, he is distracting you all from his major fuck up of hacking a lawyers FB account. Keep the pressure on him, because he's about to break.

Notice Shaner has not once denied hacking Hy's account.

- Shaner is furiously masturbating to pictures on Hy's facebook profile.
- Old man and his son enter the room in disgust.
- Len says, "Oh Hy! COLEUMINATTI!!"

 

[Baryon Jones]

This locomotive may one day be operating on the Colebrookdale RR.

I think Len might actually think the purpose of this forum is trains, and that it's just infected with dirty twolls...

 

[Jashinist]

We were smart to keep the pressure calling him out on the lawyer bullshit, forcing him to come up with more and more methods to "prove" it.

But the thing is, he must have a single iota of intelligence that he didn't publicly state on Hy's account "yes I am defending Len" or whatever (unless I missed it). He instead tried to keep it vague threats, but of course, since Len loves "embodying" his characters he went copy pasta sperg on legal stuff and just had to make a parody of himself.

 

[deeman]

I think Len might actually think the purpose of this forum is trains, and that it's just infected with dirty twolls...

Oh my God... what if the L-virus would spread to other threads? (Yeah i know the Staff members would come in saving the day, but still... thinking about it gives me chills.)

 

[Without A Gout]

EDIT: This just in - Proof that Len is a commie.

He's gonna take down those damn dirty Colsheviks and Ukriwians once and for all!

 

[1d4]

Oh my God... what if the L-virus would spread to other threads? (Yeah i know the Staff members would come in saving the day, but still... thinking about it gives me chills.)

if he hasnt escaped his thread containment yet i dont think he'll do so ever

it'd serve him no good anyways because hes got such a following now it would just fuck him over even more than he already is since he'd have to defend himself over several threads and he can't even do it correctly over one

 

[AnOminous]

Agreed. However, the one bit of contravening evidence is that Mayerson used "your" (which is the one that Shaner has trouble with) correctly both times he used it, and Shaner had a possessive "you're" in the same thread. But, as they say, "Even a blind squirrel . . .". Decent chance Len just spelled it correctly by accident (or gave extra time to proofreading his drunken rants when writing on behalf of his "lawyer").

Another possibility is he happens to have had access to the premises for some reason, and Mayerson just had Facebook logged in, so Shaner hijacked the open session and started sperging from the account. This wouldn't require any degree of intelligence, just his physical presence. And from those photos shot with his Pentax K2000 around the same time, he was apparently lurking around somewhere used by Mayerson, which could plausibly have had a computer logged in to Facebook there.

 

[SuperFilter]

Oh my God... what if the L-virus would spread to other threads? (Yeah i know the Staff members would come in saving the day, but still... thinking about it gives me chills.)

Meh, Holden and a select few others do it all the time and it usually isn't that big a deal.

 

[Baryon Jones]

Oh my God... what if the L-virus would spread to other threads? (Yeah i know the Staff members would come in saving the day, but still... thinking about it gives me chills.)

Spoiler: big

 

[RepQuest]

He's gonna take down those damn dirty Colsheviks and Ukriwians once and for all!

We need to take action toward the dissolution of the Colaks as a class...

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Don't take the bait kiwis, he is distracting you all from his major fuck up of hacking a lawyers FB account. Keep the pressure on him, because he's about to break.

Notice Shaner has not once denied hacking Hy's account.

I've noticed that Len always furiously posts autistic responses whenever we deny his accusations, but the minute we call him out on something, he goes suspiciously silent and either goes to trains, the Bible, or accusing us of being cartoon characters/Matt.

Guess trying to think of excuses that aren't 100% retarded takes Len a couple of days, even if the result is only 99% retarded instead.

 

[Adamska]

I take a couple days off to do things like shop and hang out with family and I find 70 pages of Len's shit to filter through. I'd usually be cool with it, but fuck it, this thread moves a bit too quickly for me to willingly do that right now. Checking in on the front page only merited one thing so I don't see it being much more than Len posturing like he has a chance, him being too damn stupid to shut up when he's already in the shit, and possibly a drunken assault on Bob or someone because fuck it we're them.

Don't take the bait kiwis, he is distracting you all from his major fuck up of hacking a lawyers FB account. Keep the pressure on him, because he's about to break.

Notice Shaner has not once denied hacking Hy's account.

I stand corrected. Brb, wading through the Mekong of shit Len spews.

 

[chimpburgers]

I take a couple days off to do things like shop and hang out with family and I find 70 pages of Len's shit to filter through. I'd usually be cool with it, but fuck it, this thread moves a bit too quickly for me to willingly do that right now. Checking in on the front page only merited one thing so I don't see it being much more than Len posturing like he has a chance, him being too damn stupid to shut up when he's already in the shit, and possibly a drunken assault on Bob or someone because fuck it we're them.

I'll save you some time.

Tl;dr: Len fucks up and possibly hacks into some lawyer's account and doesn't deny it. He could be in deep shit for what he did. Also a highlight is his chimpout from last night where he called someone a bitch and a story from a medical professional about Len playing with fake vaginas at his house. Autism overdrive.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I take a couple days off to do things like shop and hang out with family and I find 70 pages of Len's shit to filter through. I'd usually be cool with it, but fuck it, this thread moves a bit too quickly for me to willingly do that right now. Checking in on the front page only merited one thing so I don't see it being much more than Len posturing like he has a chance, him being too damn stupid to shut up when he's already in the shit, and possibly a drunken assault on Bob or someone because fuck it we're them.

The last ten pages or so, at least, document the possibility that he's hacked his so-called lawyer's facebook account and is posting threats around the internet under his name.

 

[deeman]

I take a couple days off to do things like shop and hang out with family and I find 70 pages of Len's shit to filter through. I'd usually be cool with it, but fuck it, this thread moves a bit too quickly for me to willingly do that right now. Checking in on the front page only merited one thing so I don't see it being much more than Len posturing like he has a chance, him being too damn stupid to shut up when he's already in the shit, and possibly a drunken assault on Bob or someone because fuck it we're them.

Oh... but you are going to miss out on his identity-theft shenanigans and diaper-stocking-wearing-while-fucking-a-pillow antics.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I'll save you some time.

Tl;dr: Len fucks up and possibly hacks into some lawyer's account and doesn't deny it. He could be in deep shit for what he did. Also a highlight is his chimpout from last night where he called someone a bitch and a story from a medical professional about Len playing with fake vaginas at his house. Autism overdrive.

He also still won't box anyone here.

 

[Without A Gout]

We need to take action toward the dissolution of the Colaks as a class...

He's working on the final solution to the Kiwish Question. Something about train ovens.

 

[Jashinist]

Oh... but you are going to miss out on his identity-theft shenanigans and diaper-stocking-wearing-while-fucking-a-pillow antics.

The last 70 pages have been a hell of a rollercoaster, just so you know though. It's pretty densely packed with new information.