Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Cthulu]

So how come @Pocket_Sand! hasn't been opening his big mouth? Is it because he now knows, he's going to get the same treatment that he dealt Lenny? How's it feels Curt?

Lenny why do you shit your pants?

 

[chimpburgers]

Holy shit. Now this thread is past the 400k mark in views. What an accomplishment, @The_Knight_Rider and @Schuylkill Valley

 

[1d4]

So how come @Pocket_Sand! hasn't been opening his big mouth? Is it because he now knows, he's going to get the same treatment that he dealt Lenny? How's it feels Curt?

len i feel like if we ever put an irony machine next to you it would create a black hole and kill all life on the planet just because every post you make is a direct reflection of the things you've done since you were born

 

[Cthulu]

I guess Len takes after you.

Lenny why do you shit your pants?

 

[Jashinist]

> tfw he'll never give me a legitimate response again, because he honestly thinks reminding me that I'm a woman and he's a man is the exact same as a legitimate rebuttal to anything I say.

 

[WireSponge]

I guess Len takes after you.

So you don't deny that Shaner shits his pants.

 

[Without A Gout]

So how come @Pocket_Sand! hasn't been opening his big mouth? Is it because he now knows, he's going to get the same treatment that he dealt Lenny? How's it feels Curt?

So many feels, so little time...

 

[QT 219]

So how come @Pocket_Sand! hasn't been opening his big mouth? Is it because he now knows, he's going to get the same treatment that he dealt Lenny? How's it feels Curt?

Nobody is going to send that guy dragon dildos or pizzas because he's hilarious and doesn't spend his life assmad about train bullshit on the Internet. And if you're not Len, why do you care so much? Are you in love with Len? Are you Len's secret gay lover?

..oh God...
...shit it makes sense now...

YOU ARE LEN'S SECRET GAY LOVER.

 

[Cthulu]

Nobody is going to send that guy dragon dildos or pizzas because he's hilarious and doesn't spend his life assmad about train bullshit on the Internet. And if you're not Len, why do you care so much? Are you in love with Len? Are you Len's secret gay lover?

..oh God...
...shit it makes sense now...

YOU ARE LEN'S SECRET GAY LOVER.

Rule #1nobody defends Lenny but Lenny

 

[Saul Goodman]

If you really did this I don't have enough winners for ya

The wheels are in motion as we speak/type.

actually i'm pretty sure that "witness intimidation" as a potential charge has been thrown around here and there in this thread before, but yeah he kinda screwed the pooch this time

EDIT: and no, len, when you read this, "screwed the pooch" is not literal and please do not take it that way, you have more than enough abnormal fetishes as is

Curt isn't a witness, but I'd like to preface this by saying . . .

[ Nope ~ HSMOF ]
Now people can drive past you're house and prank call you too, Like you people do to Mr. Shaner.

@He Sets Me On Fire, you are a true American hero.

"you're house"?

"you're house?!"

Good Lord I'm begging you, HIRE A SPELLCHECKER!!!!

Agreed. But please edit your quote to censor the doxx.

Story time!

Spoiler

This is the story of little Lenny and how he found his higher calling. It was a warm, cozy Cristmas night. Many boys and girls were ecstatic with their holiday delight. But not Lenny. Lenny thought "I've been a good boy my whole life! Why would Santa give me coal every Christmas?"
He reached the conclusion that it was a message. A message to devote his life to the higher calling. That calling was trains. And so young Lenny devoted his life to the train, giving it his mind, body, and soul. Len respects nothing but the train, and no one will stop him from performing his higher calling. Lenny loves trains more than anyone else. Lenny knows the secrets of the universe. Trains are love. Trains are life. Nothing matters but trains. Trains are all. Trains are God. Lenny wakes with the hope that one day, he and trains will become share a special connection. A connection brought only by the deepest understanding of life's mysteries. Lenny thought "One day, I shall become a train myself."

This is my first story time, so please understand if it's a bit rough around the edges. I welcome any criticism to improve my writing in the future.

That reminds me, I'm working on a follow-up to Brokeback Railroad.

I do notice you have a fright in you're voice though. How's it feel? BTW you are to late.

You like listening to voices, don't you? How about I post a dramatic reading of Brokeback Railroad for you to listen to?

How did you hear his voice through the internet? Did you put your ear to your modem?

He's referring to the times Len Shaner harassed and threatened Curt and his family over the phone. How @The_Knight_Rider had access to Len Shaner's phone calls is an exercise I will leave to the reader.

 

[Dr.Research]

So how come @Pocket_Sand! hasn't been opening his big mouth? Is it because he now knows, he's going to get the same treatment that he dealt Lenny? How's it feels Curt?

Because he has a family? And life? And other hobbies that take time?

 

[Without A Gout]

Nobody is going to send that guy dragon dildos or pizzas because he's hilarious and doesn't spend his life assmad about train bullshit on the Internet. And if you're not Len, why do you care so much? Are you in love with Len? Are you Len's secret gay lover?

..oh God...
...shit it makes sense now...

YOU ARE LEN'S SECRET GAY LOVER.

Spoiler: Len's Hot Steamy Night (Tonight!)

 

[Baryon Jones]

What happen to you Pocket_Sand!, Can't get over the fact I know where you live? Ha Ha.

Do it faggot. Put your money where your slobbering cock-hole is.

 

[QT 219]

Rule #1nobody defends Lenny but Lenny

Yeah, but Len thinks we don't know @The_Knight_Rider is Len so by his own logic, he's some faggot in love with Len who's also terrible at his fucking job.

 

[Cthulu]

Yeah, but Len thinks we don't know @The_Knight_Rider is Len so but by his own logic, he's some faggot in love with Len who's also terrible at his fucking job.

And also shits his pants

 

[Jashinist]

"And so sayeth the Lord, if thou encounter a female in the wild, move into a romantic stride immediately. She may mock you, hate you, spurn you, feel disgust for you, be too good for you, see through your lies and be a complete stranger - but she is female, and Lenny boy doesn't get many opportunities for communication with women no more."
- Lenvelations 6:23

 

[Samson]

Curt is probably busy working on the police report against Shaner for stalking and harassment.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Well @Pocket_Sand! "Curt" is a Big Man, he can handel these people, can't he?

Curt's a big guy.

For you.

 

[Cthulu]

@The_Knight_Rider Lenny you never answered my question. When you were balls deep in that pillow in shit filled diapers and pantyhose Who were you thinking of? Your mother or Kuafman?

 

[QT 219]

"And so sayeth the Lord, if thou encounter a female in the wild, move into a romantic stride immediately. She may mock you, hate you, spurn you, feel disgust for you, be too good for you, see through your lies and be a complete stranger - but she is female, and Lenny boy doesn't get many opportunities for communication with women no more."
- Lenvelations 6:23

"And Len emerged from the pit, covered in dung proclaiming he was not dumb, deaf or blind, despite the crowd seeing the contrary. And the men and women began to beat themselves and wail* over his sad state as Len fruitlessly tried to convince the gathering he was healed."

- Lenticles 624:1

*wail, can also be translated as "hysterical laughter"