Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[WireSponge]

I pike to order from my local pizzaria, so I'm kind of out of the loop with all the pizza chain talk.

 

[SolidusChris]

I wonder if @The_Knight_Rider will ride back into second placer before "Mr. Shaner" returns on the @Schuylkill Valley account.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Also, if you make pizza at home, make your own crust. It's so easy and so much tastier.

I started making my own crust this spring, and finish baking it with a little sauce on the grill, it is high level awesome. Gives it a great flavor, especially when doing a BBQ chicken pizza or the like.

My own favorite grilled pizza is grilled chicken with vodka sauce and fresh mozzarella topped with Parmesan Cheese.

 

[DN 420]

Folks -

1. When Lenny posts someone's dox, please do not quote it.

2. I don't know if we're still addressing the issue of pizza here, but if so, please stop. I'm not aware of what toppings everyone may like, but I don't think it needs to be shared among discussions of train parts, feces, and pantyhose.

3. Please don't get so angry over Lenny. The judge may well do that for us.

4. Please limit the number of penis pics to none or fewer. I would ask that you also extend this limitation to vaginas as well. I understand how difficult it is to find images of genitalia here on the Internet, but I'm afraid this is the profession we have chosen.

5. I forget the fifth thing I was going to say, but whatever it was, don't do it.

Thank you.

Regards,

HSMOF

Can you please confirm/deny that @The_Knight_Rider and @Schuylkill Valley have the same IP?

 

[WireSponge]

I wonder if @The_Knight_Rider will ride back into second placer before "Mr. Shaner" returns on the @Schuylkill Valley account.

I'm not asking whether or not Shaner can pass Holden anymore. Now I'm asking which of his accounts will do it first.

 

['tism]

Why am I not surprised that Len is claiming to have a hot asian waifu?

 

[Jashinist]

I think this thread may have made me autistic. Lenny may be some kind of autistic Typhoid Mary.

What a great way to celebrate your birthday

 

[Rin]

I'm not asking whether or not Shaner can pass Holden. Now I'm asking which of his accounts will do it first.

You know, at first the idea bothered me. After all, Shaner was merely some upstart foamer - he had nothing on the king of the rape apes. But I've changed my mind. Holden is a disgusting piece of shit, and I like the idea of him not even managing to win at "most retarded poster." Plus, I can't really laugh that much at Holden. As creepy as he is, Len is also much funnier.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Sorry Brother @He Sets Me On Fire, the pizza train, like the sperg train, can't stop once it starts.

On topic, I don't think it's very cool to talk shit about a guy's wife. I'm certain she's very nice and it's not very kosher of whoever @The_Knight_Rider is to be so mean to someone unrelated to this. As far as I know, she hasn't said anything mean to anyone involved, and we should probably extend to her the same courtesy.

Well, I mean, us Kiwis already have...so I guess that just leaves...

 

[Jashinist]

You know, at first the idea bothered me. After all, Shaner was merely some upstart foamer - he had nothing on the king of the rape apes. But I've changed my mind. Holden is a disgusting piece of shit, and I like the idea of him not even managing to win at "most retarded poster." Plus, I can't really laugh that much at Holden. As creepy as he is, Len is also much funnier.

Holden is actively and intentionally terrible, Len does it accidentally. There's a special charm to that.

 

[Dr.Research]

@'tism since youre(the) 'tism shouldnt you be his waifu?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

What a great way to celebrate your birthday

Yeah, thanks Len! You're a standup guy.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I'm not asking whether or not Shaner can pass Holden anymore. Now I'm asking which of his accounts will do it first.

It would be a glorious horse race, except this time the winner gets shot.

Why am I not surprised that Len is claiming to have a hot asian waifu?

It's the internet, everyone has three PhD's, a bisexual "into anything" Asian girlfriend, and 13 solid inches.

I think this thread might have made me autistic. Lenny may be some kind of autistic Typhoid Mary.

Nah, Typhoid Mary was immune to the disease she was spreading. Lenny is more like some kind of autistic homunculus.

 

[Rin]

Lenny is more like some kind of autistic homunculus.

Now that's not fair. I've known some homunculi, and they don't deserve to be compared to Len.

 

[Tookie]

You know, at first the idea bothered me. After all, Shaner was merely some upstart foamer - he had nothing on the king of the rape apes. But I've changed my mind. Holden is a disgusting piece of shit, and I like the idea of him not even managing to win at "most retarded poster." Plus, I can't really laugh that much at Holden. As creepy as he is, Len is also much funnier.

As vile as Holden is, he seems to spend the vast majority of his time holed up in his Soviet-era apartment block and rarely ventures out to bother people in the real world. Len on the other hand is a menace to his community and actively tries to drag unwitting participants into his online bullshit.

 

[Rin]

As vile as Holden is, he seems to spend the vast majority of his time holed up in his Soviet-era apartment block and rarely ventures out to bother people in the real world. Len on the other hand is a menace to his community and actively tries to drag unwitting participants into his online bullshit.

True. In that case, I think it would be fair to say that Shaner is both funnier and creepier than Holden. Truly, he is a master of his art. Now if only it was one that had potentially useful applications...

 

[WireSponge]

Holden is actively and intentionally terrible, Len does it accidentally. There's a special charm to that.

It's this reason why I put Len on a lower level of moral fiber than Holden. Holden is actively trying to be a shitty person. Shaner is trying to do the exact opposite and somehow ends up looking even worse. Holden is still a horrible person, but Shaner is both directly and indirectly making the life of the people around him worse. Holden is an annoying piece of shit, but he can be ignored. Shaner is far more active and distructive with his actions as well. I know some people may not agree with me, but for these reasons I think that Shaner is even worse than Holden.

 

[Dr.Research]

True. In that case, I think it would be fair to say that Shaner is both funnier and creepier than Holden. Truly, he is a master of his art. Now if only it was one that had potentially useful applications...

Imagine: spergpower! The natural resource to surpass wind, solar and gas.

...or if he was artistic we could have someone pimp out his art on etsy and donate the cash (saving animals, veterens, poor kids, the farms, ect)

 

[AdJack]

True. In that case, I think it would be fair to say that Shaner is both funnier and creepier than Holden. Truly, he is a master of his art. Now if only it was one that had potentially useful applications...

We don't yet know if Shaner has asked his mother to sleep with him.

Brb, bleach market -->

 

['tism]

@'tism since youre(the) 'tism shouldnt you be his waifu?

There's not enough gold/alcohol on the planet to make that happen.