Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Cthulu]

Len Simulator Part 2:
He's either:

A. Creating a new alt account.
B. Shitting himself and doing nothing
C. Logging back onto an existing alt.
D. Finding more pictures to use as a "dox."
E. Getting a boner.

F. Sneaking pantyhose and pillows out of his mother's room.

 

[Megahertz]

For some reason some one on Facebook keep implying that Null is this person Joshua C Moon. Personally I don't care who he is.

"I don't care who he is"
Are you absolutely sure about that? Who all of us are has been consuming your life for the past month. Don't you get tired?

 

[Rin]

Hey @Nara why aren't you helping at Animerge any longer?

Dammit, Len, I'm a Magus, not a veterinarian!

EDIT: And apparently Len thought that was worth a Winner? Either he doesn't understand how the ratings work at all, or a half-assed Star Trek reference is enough to get an upvote from him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Be back in a bit. My boss want to talk with me, about another case I'm working on.

I am laughing so hard I'm in tears right now. I imagine Len holding a conversation with himself by sitting in two different chairs, switching seats based on which "person" is speaking.

I guess your mother was right. You're a very special boy.

Which reminds me, thanks for finally confirming that story where Gloria beats Len with her purse, @Zim. I've been dying to hear it since its first mention.

 

[Dr.Research]

Did you people here know that several years ago Lenny dragged his mother to Strasburg RR and introduced her to one of the senior engineers there named "Doc"?.......his mother asked "Doc" if Lenny was being a pain in the ass.

Bless her soul, Gloria sounds aware and lovely.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I am laughing so hard I'm in tears right now. I imagine Len holding a conversation with himself by sitting in two different chairs, switching seats based on which "person" is speaking.

"Shaner! I'll have your badge for this!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Shaner."
"You're a loose canon, Shaner, but dammit you get results."

 

[Cthulu]

Bless her soul, Gloria sounds aware and lovely.

Poor woman has had to put up with Lenny's crap for 58 years. She's another Shaner victim.

 

[Jashinist]

In my job I have many titles.

I see that you 100% avoided explaining the Kathy/Whitney thing. See, this is your big downfall as a lolcow. When you're 100% caught the fuck out on a big lie that no-one believed in the first place, you just swiftly move on and expect us to believe the next lie you make with no hesitation. There's no explanation, no justification, no attempt at recovery.

Why is your wife "Kathy" on the internet as Whitney Edge, Len? Why did you play with the contrast so we couldn't reverse image search so easily? It was almost intelligent. Almost.

We're not going to forget, Len. You still haven't explained why you and Len's account have the same IP address, and you're too much of a pussy bitch to actually explain what's up with your wife.

You are consistently outsmarted, Len. Your lies are child-tier. You have zero credibility whatsoever, you can't just "forget" about a lie and expect us to believe you next time.

 

[JudgeDredd]

What I don't get is (and do pardon me if it has been said already) but if len/knight loved trains so damn much why did he not become a conductor or work for one of the railroads?

 

[Jashinist]

Be back in a bit. My boss want to talk with me, about another case I'm working on.

His "boss" is his reflection and the "case" is a case of beer.

 

[DogshitTaco]

What I don't get is (and do pardon me if it has been said already) but if len/knight loved trains so damn much why did he not become a conductor or work for one of the railroads?

Look at this fuckin' guy. Would you really trust him controlling a train?

 

[Zim]

Look's like "Zim" is headed to the slammer fo' sho'!

 

[JudgeDredd]

Look at this fuckin' guy. Would you really trust him controlling a train?

I wouldn't let him control a fucking trike.

 

[Ido]

I am laughing so hard I'm in tears right now. I imagine Len holding a conversation with himself by sitting in two different chairs, switching seats based on which "person" is speaking.

You mean like this?

I can picture it, with more trains and pillows of course. and @The_Knight_Rider , what boss? You're so willing to just hand out names why haven't you dropped his doxx yet? Oh that's right, it's because he doesn't exist.

 

[unfer]

Look at this fuckin' guy. Would you really trust him controlling a train?

I could see Len at the front of a nice big man train. He's probably really bouncy and soft.

 

[Jashinist]

(Len's actual thought pattern)

"There's only seven or eight billion people on earth, if I keep throwing photos up and accusing them of being members here, I'll eventually hit the jackpot! So let's see... billions of images of people.... just over 20 days until court... that's... that's... I can do that! Stand back, privet detective at work!"

 

[Dr.Research]

I see that you 100% avoided explaining the Kathy/Whitney thing. See, this is your big downfall as a lolcow. When you're 100% caught the fuck out on a big lie that no-one believed in the first place, you just swiftly move on and expect us to believe the next lie you make with no hesitation. There's no explanation, no justification, no attempt at recovery.

Why is your wife "Kathy" on the internet as Whitney Edge, Len? Why did you play with the contrast so we couldn't reverse image search so easily? It was almost intelligent. Almost.

We're not going to forget, Len. You still haven't explained why you and Len's account have the same IP address, and you're too much of a pussy bitch to actually explain what's up with your wife.

You are consistently outsmarted, Len. Your lies are child-tier. You have zero credibility whatsoever, you can't just "forget" about a lie and expect us to believe you next time.

Inb4 Len calls you a bitch and demands you shut up.

 

[JudgeDredd]

(Len's actual thought pattern)

"There's only seven or eight billion people on earth, if I keep throwing photos up and accusing them of being members here, I'll eventually hit the jackpot! So let's see... billions of images of people.... just over 20 days until court... that's... that's... I can do that! Stand back, privet detective at work!"

You've gotta be jashin me that guy couldent "detect" dog shit in a dog park! He's as good a detective as Barney Fife was a fucking cop. Hell maybe even worse!

 

[AnOminous]

What I don't get is (and do pardon me if it has been said already) but if len/knight loved trains so damn much why did he not become a conductor or work for one of the railroads?

Because he's too retarded even to flip burgers, much less to do anything related to a train.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Be back in a bit. My boss want to talk with me, about another case I'm working on.

"When you get done mopping the floor, start cleaning the toilets."