Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Wally Balljacker]

Len said you looked better in your Steamtown uniform .

You can tell Len that that's a pretty faggy thing to say. Whisper it into his ear, even.

Len, would like to know who all is going to the hearing? So that way the court room has enough seating.

We all are. We'll be wearing matching jumpsuits with the Kiwi Farm official logo and everything, so you can easily identify who we are. We're just so nice like that.

Len, would like to know who all is going to the hearing? So that way the court room has enough seating.

Seriously, what are you planning on telling them? "Hey law people, we're expecting a huge turnout at my trial, better grab from extra stools from the beer hall"?

No cameras aloud in the court room.

This isn't our first rodeo, greenhorn. You think you're special? We've been to plenty of court cases, and this site is full of dedicated archivists. We know the ins and outs of how this works. At least way more than you've demonstrably shown.

Well, I see you people have been busy, Len said that all the Colebrookdale pages are down. His friends are not happy.

Len's been quite busy as well. Making frivolous Facebook pages must be hard work. It must be rough when your full time job is being a Facebook creeper. The internet must be the greatest toy Len's ever had access to.

No, I didn't say that. I was talking with Len tonight and Len said that his friend Fred said all three pages are down. Len has no part of those pages. He owns photography and historical pages.

You are the worst liar in the history of ever. It's like you never got past the schoolyard mentality. Tell us more about your uncle who works at Nintendo the railroads.

So I guess the Kiwi has the judge bought off too.

You're damn right we did. Make sure you mention that during the trial, and it'll automatically be declared a mistrial, and get bumped up to Supreme Court. You may get a fairer trial there.

What ever you say , Lewis.

I'd remind you that most of us are random internet assholes who've never met you, but since you'll never believe that, I'm going to continue picturing you with a D&D style spreadsheet with a list of names you just roll dice onto.

Edit: Disregard that, you fuck pillows and shit in diapers.

 

[Foltest]

Anyting that Len says, can be counter with that he fucks pillows and shit himself.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, I wonder why Len is so curious if we're going to be attending the court. He does realize that, since we're not part of the trial, he's not allowed to suddenly call us to the stand and accuse us of anything, right? We have our free rights to observe Len spaz out in court so long as we aren't spazzing out along with him.

 

[melty]

I like to regularly check Kiwi Farms for a short bit when I'm doing other things, so I get a good idea of how long threads are featured. The Shaner threads were featured for a much shorter time than all the other threads that were featured. At least that's what I saw.

Nool hates this thread because he hates us and doesn't want anyone to be happy.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well, I see you people have been busy, Len said that all the Colebrookdale pages are down. His friends are not happy.

>implying lenny has friends.

Honestly, had he himself not been acting like a tryhard, then it wouldn't been taken down.

 

[StallChaser]

Len, would like to know who all is going to the hearing? So that way the court room has enough seating.

I can't get there physically, but I can send my soul to parkour in through the court window with some assistance from some good acid. Sort of like a more realistic and tactical cop dog.

To continue with the CWC analogies, Walking Stomach = Jack Thaddeus.

 

[Samson]

Len, would like to know who all is going to the hearing? So that way the court room has enough seating.

Figure on 35-40 kiwis not counting the judge, who I hear may be a Kiwi also.

 

[Jashinist]

What if Len is actually having a bit of a mental breakdown with the stress of the trial? Hence why he's so desperate to become someone else/unable to compute that we're not buying it/insistent that everything is gonna be okay?

 

[Baryon Jones]

What if Len is actually having a bit of a mental breakdown with the stress of the trial? Hence why he's so desperate to become someone else/unable to compute that we're not buying it/insistent that everything is gonna be okay?

He's dissociated into 80s David Hasselhoff as a coping mechanism?

 

[TowinKarz]

I'd be less worried about the Judge, Len, and more worried about what's happening to your truck while you're stuck in court...... everyone knows what it looks like and we know you're too much of a lard tub to waddle more than two blocks from where you parked in your shit-stained undies.

Be afraid Len, be VERY afraid.

 

[Cthulu]

Figure on 35-40 kiwis not counting the judge, who I hear may be a Kiwi also.

Are you including the prosecutor, the court reporter, the clerk and the bailiff?

 

[Zim]

Of course the Kiwis are going to @The_Knight_Rider 's hearing. We're all part of the rail road company and this is practically next door to us! After hearing lunch is also covered by the court since we throw so much money at it to make sure the proceedings go just as planned.

 

[Clownrail]

How about people stop responding to this shithead, with anything.

 

[Clownrail]

Fair warning to all you Shaner lovers, lowcow wannabes, and general morons. Do not attempt any vandalism on my truck or car or house and STAY OFF MY PROPERTY. Every piece will be watched during and after the hearing. Any attempt will be met with the full force of the law!You can laugh and taunt all you want and it will be a great show.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

So I guess the Kiwi has the judge bought off too.

"I'll bait them to admitting the judge is in their pocket. I'll print this screenshot as evidence, only then will I..."

I had to end it there, because I cannot wrap my head around what the endgame is. I know some people have a hard time thinking two steps ahead, but honestly I don't think you thought step 1 through enough. You're some kind of bizarre reactionary creature, running on pure emotion like some kind of small animal.

Except most animals typically don't fuck pillows and get shit all over themselves, so that puts you way lower in the pecking order, doesn't it?

 

[Jashinist]

Fair warning to all you Shaner lovers, lowcow wannabes, and general morons. Do not attempt any vandalism on my truck or car or house and STAY OFF MY PROPERTY. Every piece will be watched during and after the hearing. Any attempt will be met with the full force of the law!You can laugh and taunt all you want and it will be a great show.

We don't need to destroy your property, we're not going to do that, we're just watching your life spiral down the drain. That's it.

Also just as a side note I apologise to whatever mod has been compressing multiple of my posts into singular ones - I get the hint, truly.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Fair warning to all you Shaner lovers, lowcow wannabes, and general morons. Do not attempt any vandalism on my truck or car or house and STAY OFF MY PROPERTY. Every piece will be watched during and after the hearing. Any attempt will be met with the full force of the law!You can laugh and taunt all you want and it will be a great show.

Joke's on you. I've been sleeping in your backyard for the last week.
And the post is coming from inside the house.

 

[Bassomatic]

Fair warning to all you Shaner lovers, lowcow wannabes, and general morons. Do not attempt any vandalism on my truck or car or house and STAY OFF MY PROPERTY. Every piece will be watched during and after the hearing. Any attempt will be met with the full force of the law!You can laugh and taunt all you want and it will be a great show.

Are you practicing sounding tough for your new cell... roommate Len?

 

[Clownrail]

Really? The jokes on me? ?The tables will be turned and you lowcow wannabes will be on trial! Do you think I'm kidding? Well doya?

 

[Bassomatic]

Really? The jokes on me? ?The tables will be turned and you lowcow wannabes will be on trial! Do you think I'm kidding? Well doya?

Kidding no, retarded yes.