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- Nov 13, 2014
It's still going to rank as the funniest thing he's tried yet, "BLANK is be using the Zim account to keep an eye on the Kiwi forum" what the fuck does that even mean?
He's used the "respekt yer elderz" bullshit line a number of times. "I'm older than you, I know more than you!" Shaner is the perfect example of someone who has failed so spectacularly at life that his only thing is using the "elders" routine. I respect the people here because every single on of you is insightful, clever, generally well written, and really fucking funny. I respect people senior to me in real life because they deserve it, some of their accomplishments in life vastly outweigh mine, and I'm fine with that, it gives me something to shoot for. Shaner has accomplished nothing notable in his life and expects to be lauded as the acme of accomplishment without any proof of said accomplishment, and when he doesn't get it, he doesn't give a reasonable explanation, he just spazzes out, lies a lot, and yells "RESPEKT YER ELDERZ!!!"
He's gone longer than us without dying, let's fall over ourselves in worship
I can definitely see why "respecting elders" makes sense when you are a small kid, and meant in the "listen to them when they tell you things" way, mostly referring to grandparents or other close relatives who genuinely have your best interests at heart, but still trotting out that line to people in their teens, their twenties and beyond? Nope. Still trotting that line out when he's an old person who's a stranger and has shown blatant disrespect and zero disregard for us, yet we're meant to revere his every word? Nope.
I agree with you that that's the only thing he has to fall back on, and there's something profoundly hilarious about the fact that the only thing he has to brag about is that he has managed to survive. Congrats Len, you're severely autistic and have barely any social capabilities or effective coping strategies, but somehow you're still breathing. Here's a trophy for exceeding expectations.