Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[chimpburgers]

This is fun. Have the admins do some more research. I'm sure they can work it out.

Still not Shaner, Kauffman, or Hy.

Yawn. Give us something funny to work with. You're boring me.

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

I can't believe Len could type so well all along. Are you guys sure it's not Hy typing over at Len's house?

Could be. My money still rides on Shaner. Maybe he finally figured out the wonders of autocorrect.

 

[autism420]

@Glaive pls halp we need an adult

 

[CatParty]

This is fun. Have the admins do some more research. I'm sure they can work it out.

Still not Shaner, Kauffman, or Hy.

just buy the upgrade to prove you are not a lol cow https://kiwifarms.net/account/upgrades

 

[TM Ambrose]

This is fun. Have the admins do some more research. I'm sure they can work it out.

Still not Shaner, Kauffman, or Hy.

Okay Hy.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

What if we convince Null to unthrottle Len's account if he buys the upgrade? Maybe we could do this for all cows as a new scheme to raise money for the Farms.

For only $20 we will:

• Admit Len is truly the target of a Lenspiracy and let him go.
• Hail Revolution 60 as the greatest masterpiece ever and that Wu is the pinnacle of female game development.
• Demand that Disney hire Dobson to be their head artist.
• Overthrow the US government and set up one that is dedicated to giving all Loveshies their personal fuck toy.
• Recognize transgenders, otherkins, factives, fictives, asexuality, and whatever Tumblr beliefs as true, and all cis privileged shitlords will be shot.
• Give Phil a home and all of the BDSM gear and and money he's always wanted.
• Become Vade's eternal army and slaves for life.
• Promote Sonichu as the greatest Nintendo game of all time and finally give Chris his beloved boyfriend-free girl that he can turn into a sweetheart from the ground-up so that he can have his daughter Crystal Weston Chandler as predicted by GodBear and Jesus.
• Give all the lolcows sweet ass tags along with their already sweet ass tags.

 

[Cucky]

I can't believe Len could type so well all along. Are you guys sure it's not Hy typing over at Len's house?

More like that James fella. I refuse to believe he dragged a 70-80 year old man to his house to fuck about with a bunch of kiwis. There's also the option of the mods having a laugh with some ween.

 

[Goofy Logic]

So, @Flxible, can you explain your name? Previously someone mentioned it was a bus manufacturer, so was that the intent?

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

This is fun. Have the admins do some more research. I'm sure they can work it out.

Still not Shaner, Kauffman, or Hy.

They did all the research possible.
Let me explain this to you:
On every computer, there is something called an IP address. This is a way to identify users. If there mods suspect you are Shaner they will cross reference yours with Shaner's.

Shaner's IP: PEDOPHILE
Flxible's IP: PEDOPHILE

Would ya look at that, they're the same! There's no more "research" needed. Basic fact: you are Shaner or one of his buddies at his house.

 

[melty]

It'd be in his best interest to buy the regular account upgrade but let's not let him know about Gold Account Access. That could cause more trouble than it's worth.

 

[chimpburgers]

Thank you to whoever banned @Flxible.

 

[AnimuGinger]

So, @Flxible, can you explain your name? Previously someone mentioned it was a bus manufacturer, so was that the intent?

What better way to throw us off from the scent of trains than with a bus?

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

Thank you to whoever banned @Flxible.

Probably the work of God. I wonder what his next sock account will be.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Thank you to whoever banned @Flxible.

I have a feeling that this was just the prelude to a gigantic shitstorm.

Get the banhammers ready.

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

I have a feeling that this was just the prelude to a gigantic shitstorm.

Get the banhammers ready.

He'll come back, get banned, try again, get banned once more, try some more pedophillia, come back, get banned, repeat. A shitstorm could happen, but it will probably be under control.

 

[TowinKarz]

Could be. My money still rides on Shaner. Maybe he finally figured out the wonders of autocorrect.

That would only correct his spelling, Lenisms like "Sex a fender" and "Inform Ants" still make it through that..... unfortunately.

 

[autism420]

This is troubling really - either Len is learning (lol) or he has someone at his home actually attempting to help him.

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

That would only correct his spelling, Lenisms like "Sex a fender" and "Inform Ants" still make it through that..... unfortunately.

Forgot about the Len isms. Maybe he bothered to look at a fucking dictionary for once, or it could be Hy typing for him or something along those lines.

 

[Saul Goodman]

This is fun. Have the admins do some more research. I'm sure they can work it out.

Still not Shaner, Kauffman, or Hy.

I'm honestly not sure about the IP address thing. Edit: Hy lives in Birchrunville, an unincorporated community in PA that for most purposes is considered part of Chester Springs, PA.

Either way, I believe you're not Kaufman (his name has one "f" and one "n"). I'm also willing to admit that you are clearly not Shaner. You write like, as you put it, a "well-educated" individual.

That said, you clearly have an interest in this thread beyond that of a casual observer and have been evasive and made up lies ("sociology student," my ass) seemingly in support of Shaner's position.

The number of people who defend Shaner is vanishingly small and we've now eliminated two of them (Kaufman and Shaner himself). As Sherlock Holmes put it, "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

More updates from @Huntin' Slash. Give him a shoutout for being awesome, guys.

My guess is that Len, Hy, and Kaufman are meeting up to discuss this rabid Lenspiracy, which means that... oh dear god... they are this autistic.