Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[GS 281]

This mother fucker. Some people say the wrong shit in the wrong place at the wrong time... That is like a keyword souffle to getting the hairy eyeball from the government. Have fun with that, Len.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Just noticed this message which arrived a few hours ago. Len confirmed for tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.

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Not a lawyer, but I'm starting to feel like he's entering some iffy legal territory by throwing allegations of attempted mass murder and shit.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

He's mentioned before that Kengle is apparently allied with "this ISIS people"... sounds like it's just some w-eens feeding him the most ridiculous stuff they can think of and because his brain ticks over so slowly, and he's already convinced that the Farms are some huge global conspiracy, it probably isn't much of a leap for him to accept so readily.

I'd bet there are dozens of Cool Guys sending him random shit. He doesn't exactly want to spend the time or effort it takes to filter it all.

EDIT: Come to think of it, hasn't Len already said similar shit about Anonymous, the Mafia and a biker gang already? He's just throwing out the scariest names he can think of at this point.

 

[TopHat]

Has anyone reported him to the actual police yet?
Surely there is something illegal about falsely accusing people of being involved with Isis

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Didn't people such as @Pocket_Sand! and @Gook Choy mention before that law enforcement have been out to see Lenny plenty of times already? Even so, there's probably not much they can do based on a screencap of a message that was acquired through a troll FB account.

If anything, Len would just point to the w-eens that fed him this stuff in the first place, so really all he's doing is talking shit over the internet which, like we do here, probably isn't anything major.

EDIT: Yeah, I definitely remember someone talking about how cops had been to Lenny's place a few times. All they can really do is warn him and tell him to turn off his computer for a while.

Apparently being involved with Len in any way makes you a prime target for w-eens. There's another Cool Guy out to "destroy" Len who's been contacting me on Facebook.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Apparently being involved with Len in any way makes you a prime target for w-eens. There's another Cool Guy out to "destroy" Len who's been contacting me on Facebook.

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Probably a ed or /cow/ wannabe.

 

[Adamska]

Just noticed this message which arrived a few hours ago. Len confirmed for tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.

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Oh hey, one of Len's Inform Ants took my derisive suggestion of telling Len that we plan on blowing up some railroad stuff for the Jihad. That amuses me quite a bit.

EDIT: Come to think of it, hasn't Len already said similar shit about Anonymous, the Mafia and a biker gang already? He's just throwing out the scariest names he can think of at this point.

He has made multiple claims of being friends with/being a member of two of the three elements for why we shouldn't fuck with his Pennsyltucky patoot. He also claimed to have friends and family who were military or part of the feds, because he thinks that will work when it's obvious as hell the only thing he can do is flail impotently. But the biker gang was actually a group that scared him fudgeless. It was why Len was initially so skittish about calling out @Gook Choy , since he learned to be scurred of them because one of the coworkers at the Sears he fucked up at was a biker, and he thinks Gook is that biker. Or some other guy. Depends on what his autism and senility claim that day.

 

[Cthulu]

Apparently being involved with Len in any way makes you a prime target for w-eens. There's another Cool Guy out to "destroy" Len who's been contacting me on Facebook.

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@Dynastia is much smarter and much better than that. He wouldn't reveal himself to anyone until his goal was accomplished.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

I'm not sure why exactly, but the whole time I was Len's inform ant he thought I was @Dynastia. It's basically what lead to him becoming obsessed with the whole Clara/"Kiwi insider" thing. I'm not sure what the deal is with that.

 

[Zarkov]

"Hoem Land" Just beautiful. And he has "real insiders in the Kiwi". Even Chris started to only trust more elaborate trolls, but Lennay really loves repeatedly running into the same brick wall, doesn't he?

Well to be fair Chris-Tran has had years of practice. Give Len time, he'll learn.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm fairly certain Chris is smarter than Len.
It's close, but Chris can at least spell.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Apparently being involved with Len in any way makes you a prime target for w-eens. There's another Cool Guy out to "destroy" Len who's been contacting me on Facebook.

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Why does he think we're out to destroy Len? We are just slapping down his ego. It's not our fault that's the only thing Len has bother to nurture in himself.

 

[QT 219]

Guys, for the record, Arr Bee has nothing to do with Arbies. Arr Bee is actually a pirate.

Spoiler

just saying

The memes have grown beyond our control.

Didn't people such as @Pocket_Sand! and @Gook Choy mention before that law enforcement have been out to see Lenny plenty of times already? Even so, there's probably not much they can do based on a screencap of a message that was acquired through a troll FB account.

If anything, Len would just point to the w-eens that fed him this stuff in the first place, so really all he's doing is talking shit over the internet which, like we do here, probably isn't anything major.

EDIT: Yeah, I definitely remember someone talking about how cops had been to Lenny's place a few times. All they can really do is warn him and tell him to turn off his computer for a while.

The local cops are on a first name basis with Len and must have the patience of Job. Typical scenario: Cops show up to Len's house. Ask Len about current debacle. (Prank calling former co-workers, railyards, Sears, etc.) Len swears up and down its not him. They tell him to knock it off. He shrinks back after cops get firm with him. No charges filed. Len swears to behave. Cops leave. Len believes he is a mastermind.

They don't really give a shit about Len because he is mostly harmless in a one-on-one sense. He's extremely easy to intimidate and as seen, gets his ass kicked when he tries to start a fight. The problem with Len is that he doesn't have the capacity to learn from his mistakes so he'll keep doing it, not because he thinks he can get away with it, but that he simply can.

He has made multiple claims of being friends with/being a member of two of the three elements for why we shouldn't fuck with his Pennsyltucky patoot. He also claimed to have friends and family who were military or part of the feds, because he thinks that will work when it's obvious as hell the only thing he can do is flail impotently. But the biker gang was actually a group that scared him fudgeless. It was why Len was initially so skittish about calling out @Gook Choy , since he learned to be scurred of them because one of the coworkers at the Sears he fucked up at was a biker, and he thinks Gook is that biker. Or some other guy. Depends on what his autism and senility claim that day.

I imagine his time at Sears was a blur anyway considering his inability to remember individual names and massive autismal face blindness. Will looked like a Capital One viking but was extremely nice. It took a lot for him to get angry and Len would do or say stupid shit that would annoy the fuck out of Will. Will is also the one who directly and meticulously threatened Len in great detail if ever Len was to follow the group out for beers or a gathering outside of work. It scared Len to the point of tears and saying "Oh, come onnnnn." over and over. But yeah. Anyone with a legitimate beef with Len would just go to his house and knock the rest of his teeth out. He's not a challenge. It's why people let him get away with shit for so long. He matters that little as a person.

 

[MasterDisaster]

The memes have grown beyond our control.



The local cops are on a first name basis with Len and must have the patience of Job. Typical scenario: Cops show up to Len's house. Ask Len about current debacle. (Prank calling former co-workers, railyards, Sears, etc.) Len swears up and down its not him. They tell him to knock it off. He shrinks back after cops get firm with him. No charges filed. Len swears to behave. Cops leave. Len believes he is a mastermind.

They don't really give a shit about Len because he is mostly harmless in a one-on-one sense. He's extremely easy to intimidate and as seen, gets his ass kicked when he tries to start a fight. The problem with Len is that he doesn't have the capacity to learn from his mistakes so he'll keep doing it, not because he thinks he can get away with it, but that he simply can.



I imagine his time at Sears was a blur anyway considering his inability to remember individual names and massive autismal face blindness. Will looked like a Capital One viking but was extremely nice. It took a lot for him to get angry and Len would do or say stupid shit that would annoy the fuck out of Will. Will is also the one who directly and meticulously threatened Len in great detail if ever Len was to follow the group out for beers or a gathering outside of work. It scared Len to the point of tears and saying "Oh, come onnnnn." over and over. But yeah. Anyone with a legitimate beef with Len would just go to his house and knock the rest of his teeth out. He's not a challenge. It's why people let him get away with shit for so long. He matters that little as a person.

Damn. When you put it like that you almost what to feel sorry for him; then you remember that he's a colossal asshole so full of shit he can't stop filling his pants every four hours. I'm sure we've all got a guy like Len in our lives but the fact that you managed to put up with the actual real deal and not be sitting in a jail cell right now for beating the ever loving fuck out of him is a miracle.

 

[QT 219]

Damn. When you put it like that you almost what to feel sorry for him; then you remember that he's a colossal asshole so full of shit he can't stop filling his pants every four hours. I'm sure we've all got a guy like Len in our lives but the fact that you managed to put up with the actual real deal and not be sitting in a jail cell right now for beating the ever loving fuck out of him is a miracle.

The world is full of "Lens." Some just make themselves more visible. The trick to not letting them get to you is remembering at the end of the day, they have to go to bed as Len and wake up as Len. You win just by that in of itself.

 

[Cthulu]

I'm not sure why exactly, but the whole time I was Len's inform ant he thought I was @Dynastia. It's basically what lead to him becoming obsessed with the whole Clara/"Kiwi insider" thing. I'm not sure what the deal is with that.

None of us will until @Dynastia is through. However it's usually funny.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Will is also the one who directly and meticulously threatened Len in great detail if ever Len was to follow the group out for beers or a gathering outside of work. It scared Len to the point of tears and saying "Oh, come onnnnn." over and over.

Does Len even drink?

 

[PacSol]

Does Len even drink?

iirc, that was a case where he wanted to go to a grown-up party being held for a co-worker who was leaving, so it's less drinks and more him being a creep as well as wanting to be an adult.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Does Len even drink?

Look at his beer gut and ask that question again

 

[Samson]

Apparently being involved with Len in any way makes you a prime target for w-eens. There's another Cool Guy out to "destroy" Len who's been contacting me on Facebook.

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If that is the rat I'm thinking of, he is a foamer that is fully capable of the same level of autisim as Shaner. He is what you could call "Western PA Shaner".