Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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Iller Bee AKA Epic Lars Kiwi Official Dossier Abridged Version

Iller Bee AKA Epic Lars, AKA Zsponge, AKA Duckfucker666
Current Stutus: Rogue
Current Rules of Engagement: KOS
Fluent Languages: English, Arabic, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, German, French, Polish, Czech, Greek, Punjabi, and Turkish

Last known operation: Recently Iller Bee AKA Epic Lars has been a major player in working to observe and coordinate the actions against Leonard Shaner. It is believed that Iller is currently a high ranking official in the State of Pennsylvania Government with enough local influence to orchestrate the current trial against Len Shaner. It is believed that after being abandoned in operation Enter Break because of KiwiFarms budget shortfalls; Iller Bee has decided to force a conflict between the Kiwi Farms and Len Shaner. His mission seems to be oriented around creating a lawsuit and conflict that bankrupts our organization.

Subject is considered extremely dangerous and all Kiwis are ordered to contact the farms before engaging.

History:
Iller Bee has had a career as a successful KiwiFarms agent and was involved in several campaigns over the course of his nearly 30 year career with the agency.

1985 - 1995:
His tour as a field operative during this time included Granada/El Salavador/Venezuela/Iran/Iraq/Kuwait/Ukraine/Russia/Turkey/Crete/Greece. Iller was employed as a translator and later a coordinator for large scale black ops to destabilize entire regions.

Notable operations include Names of operations(Declassified) and Details(Classified - KiwiFarms Level 5 clearance required):

Operation Raised Falcon Details: [REDACTED]
Operation Crest Fallen Details: [REDACTED]
Operation Red Severance Details: [REDACTED]
Operation Nascent Bosom Details: [REDACTED]
Operation Chernobyl Farms Details: [REDACTED]
Operation Phantom Dragon Dance Details: [REDACTED]

1996 - 2015: Acted as a coordinator for Kiwi Farms. Managed operations in Iraq/Afganistan/Bosnia/Nepal/Somalia/Qutar/Syria/Iran/China. He was considered to be a potential head of the KiwiFarms organization, but was passed over for the position in favor of Null. It has been determined that this action as well as Iller's recent string of operational assignment demotions has played a part in Iller's status as a now Rogue Agent.

All Notable operations are Redacted in name and Details under the Patriot Act until December 31, 2030.
 
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Gook Choy said:
Not "Journey Up My Ass Productions"?

Also, this.
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I thought SEOing "Journey Back In Time" might cause more Shaner foam than SEOing "Journey Up My Ass", but you know this railroad better than I..
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Wait, does this exceptional individual think literally everyone who posts in this thread is a sock for this Dennis guy?



Or does he not know what a sockpuppet is?

It's probably the latter but man I hope it's the former.
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It the former except we are also all Kirby and Curt and who ever else he dreams up he knows irl after eating fudge all night and not controlling his blood sugar.
 
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dollarhuviya said:
Lots of updates on that page.

Here he is sperging about @Kirby again.

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But there is only one Wally Bee!

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Still delusional. I love Dennis' comment here.

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God damn, Dennis. That was beautiful.

dollarhuviya said:
Owned by Kengle again. Step your game up, Len.

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Even Kengle is bringing in his a-game.

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Basically, the most important lesson to be learned in this nearly-900 page monster of a thread is that Len can, and absolutely will, fall for anything. I may have already made this comparison hundreds of pages ago, but there are so many parallels between Len and lolcalf Big Fazeek, that it's ridiculous.

Both have the same utterly adorable idea of how the relationship between the internet and law enforcement works, both have the same inability to distinguish people from each other outside of broad stereotypes, both are absolutely well outside of their element when faced with a technology more advanced than a early-00's slider phone, and both share insane delusions of grandeur.

They actually have way more in common than that, but this is already getting too long as it is.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
I wonder if someone would give him an 867-5309 number and Len would post it without any sort of irony whatsover.
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I'm actually shocked it hasn't been done before. At the same time, I'm glad it hasn't, because those sometimes connect to actual people (depending on the area code) and I'm sure they're sick and tired of all the unsolicited calls.
 
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I've been trying to put out 'bees as quickly as possible, but I've been getting sidetracked between the incel guy, the various other sockpuppets, & recurring migraines. But since @Adamska & @AN/ALR-56 JUST WOULD NOT HOP OFF MY DICK

I think someone already made this joke, but I'm starting to feel like The Pain with all these 'bees. But that's silly. Everyone knows I'm really The Boss (of Puffertons).
I need to take a break because my eyes are crossing but HERE IS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR

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Revolver Bee for @Adamska (he's pretty good)

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Green Bee-ret, the FOXHOUND agent, for @AN/ALR-56
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Cum-Robber Ree for @cumrobbery (who's latest heist didn't go so great)

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& The Great Cats Bee, who will never win the affection of Day Zee, for @Chandler Cats .

@Rat Speaker asked how many custom Puffs I have made thus far. The answer is nineteen.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I've been trying to put out 'bees as quickly as possible, but I've been getting sidetracked between the incel guy, the various other sockpuppets, & recurring migraines. But since @Adamska & @AN/ALR-56 JUST WOULD NOT HOP OFF MY DICK

I think someone already made this joke, but I'm starting to feel like The Pain with all these 'bees. But that's silly. Everyone knows I'm really The Boss (of Puffertons).
I need to take a break because my eyes are crossing but HERE IS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR

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Revolver Bee for @Adamska (he's pretty good)

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Green Bee-ret, the FOXHOUND agent, for @AN/ALR-56
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Cum-Robber Ree for @cumrobbery (who's latest heist didn't go so great)

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& The Great Cats Bee, who will never win the affection of Day Zee, for @Chandler Cats .

@Rat Speaker asked how many custom Puffs I have made thus far. The answer is nineteen.
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It's... beautiful.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Is Hy willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is Hy able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is Hy both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is Hy neither able nor willing? Then why call him Hy?
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