Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[TopHat]

So Len can't find anyone else to blame, So he claims I, @Gook Choy and a number if others are some Dennis character?

He's grabbing at straws.

Also noticed that he is going to try and take down The Onion.. this should be funny.

Anyway. Since I haven't posted a story in a while, I'll give you A bedtime story.

I'll call it "The Altoona Imposter"

This story comes to me from a friend of mine who is a Norfolk Southern Police officer or "Special agent". Yes, they are actually called that.
We will call him Mark for easy reading.

Several years ago, Len was tossed out of Norfolk Southern's Altoona shops.
He had hopped a fence, and was trying to get some "close up shots" of the turntable and locomotives outside the shops.

Mark was nearby and was called by the shop crew. When he asked Len who he was and what he was doing, Len replied with this.

"I work for NS. I'm getting some pictures for my son."
He was asked for his railroad ID.. and it went downhill from there.
He said his son was "Sick with the Cancer" . This didn't cut it and Mark pressed for his ID.

Len then tried to intimidate Mark. Not an easy task. Mark is 6'6 and weighs something like 245.
(I've met Mark in person and he looks like mountain of muscle)

Len began to grandstand about how he had a right to be there and Mark got on the radio and called the tower. He asked that the Altoona police be notified.

Len then backed off and headed for his truck. Mark decided rather than start a big storm, he would let it go and only pursue it further if he caught Len again.

To us, it seems stupid to let him go, but the railroad cops have better stuff to do than worry about autistic foamers.

That's all for now.

Your Friend,
TopHat.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Wait until Len finds out that we are planning to turn the world into nothing, but trannies for Null's personal harem.

He still hasn't realized Cur Bee is Kirby, which is a Nintendo character, which means Nintendo's involved with us.

Nintendo gives us our funding so we can give terrorist pills to people to turn them into trannies that only want to be with Null.

It was Len's mistake when he stalked the trannies we sent to Colebrook and they had to report him to us.

Just remember, Len. If you keep digging into our conspiracy, what happened to him... will happen to you.

This

Spoiler: CWC

Became this:

Spoiler: Plans

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chriss-jpg.26653/

 

[TowinKarz]

@TopHat

That's awesome, I drive past the Juniata Shops frequently (40 min from Altoona) and I'm amazed lardy Len made it OVER that fence to start with...

Makes me feel better knowing that while I'm out railfanning (not foaming, the "normal" kind) I know the railroad police aren't going to come after me because the worst I've ever done is cross the tracks somewhere other than grade crossing.... I'm small taters' compared to Len.

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

@TopHat
I'm small taters' compared to Len.

Anyone is small compared to that fat sack of shit.

 

[Jashinist]

There's a certain amount of irony in the fact Shaner keeps saying over and over he knows everything about us, yet doesn't do even the most basic research on our website (aka, looking in the lolcow forum) to see that 99% of the dox names he receives are clearly other famous lolcows....

Even after me pointing out him using Kailyn and Pixy etc etc, he still falls for Marjan? Really?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

So Len believes that someone is impersonating him and lashes out, and he also thinks that ISIS is the Kiwi Farms?

I need to draw an ISIS kiwi bird or a fruit or is it too late for that?

Wait... wait wait wait...
You mean we're not affiliated with ISIS?

Holy crap... I gotta take some flags down, and see if I can cancel the postage on a few... packages...

 

['tism]

Gonna use this calm between the sperg storms to request one of @BOLDYSPICY! puffer pictures, mostly because I'm curious how an ass in a fedora will translate to a pufferfish.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

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I didn't think he'd be pissed about this, as @Kirby & @Gook Choy predicted, but when you guys are right, you're right.

also look at that face, goddamn

He's been raving about Marjan ever since @Kirby released that video. Apparently Marjan is actually Imposter Bee, a former lolcow who was brainwashed into stealing Lenny's identity at the "secret ISIS location". Just scroll down to his Taking Down Kiwis posts from yesterday - I thought it was an entertaining read.

EDIT: Apparently the page went down briefly last night after being reported to Facebook, so in the interests of prosperity I decided to archive it: https://archive.is/rUbxD

 

[Keerakh]

Seriously what is wrong with him?

 

[QT 219]

Spoiler

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Lenny boy, how do we know FOR SURE that this isn't the real Leonard F. Shaner Jr. What if you were the fake all along? We need proof!

Considering Leonard F. Shaner, Sr. is not his real father, it would be prudent to double check the birth certificate. Otherwise, the black cloud of Gloria's shame hovers over the Shaner name like an unending tempest, continually lending credence to the fact that Lennay is nothing more than a momentary mistake by an unfulfilled housewife. Unless I see that kind of proof, Len won't see a single dollar from the hundreds of thousands we've raised by our loyal Kiwi followers. To reiterate: Len Shaner is a known bastard and his daddy was a cuckolded dirt farmer.

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I didn't think he'd be pissed about this, as @Kirby & @Gook Choy predicted, but when you guys are right, you're right.

also look at that face, goddamn

You can set your watch to his autism.

So Len can't find anyone else to blame, So he claims I, @Gook Choy and a number if others are some Dennis character?

He's grabbing at straws.

Also noticed that he is going to try and take down The Onion.. this should be funny.

Anyway. Since I haven't posted a story in a while, I'll give you A bedtime story.

I'll call it "The Altoona Imposter"

This story comes to me from a friend of mine who is a Norfolk Southern Police officer or "Special agent". Yes, they are actually called that.
We will call him Mark for easy reading.

Several years ago, Len was tossed out of Norfolk Southern's Altoona shops.
He had hopped a fence, and was trying to get some "close up shots" of the turntable and locomotives outside the shops.

Mark was nearby and was called by the shop crew. When he asked Len who he was and what he was doing, Len replied with this.

"I work for NS. I'm getting some pictures for my son."
He was asked for his railroad ID.. and it went downhill from there.
He said his son was "Sick with the Cancer" . This didn't cut it and Mark pressed for his ID.

Len then tried to intimidate Mark. Not an easy task. Mark is 6'6 and weighs something like 245.
(I've met Mark in person and he looks like mountain of muscle)

Len began to grandstand about how he had a right to be there and Mark got on the radio and called the tower. He asked that the Altoona police be notified.

Len then backed off and headed for his truck. Mark decided rather than start a big storm, he would let it go and only pursue it further if he caught Len again.

To us, it seems stupid to let him go, but the railroad cops have better stuff to do than worry about autistic foamers.

That's all for now.

Your Friend,
TopHat.

He's been calling me Dennis Blank, Jr. since I started posting here. Which is hilarious because I've described things to Len (which he himself has verified to myself and others) that Dennis or anyone else outside of the Phoenixville Sears would never know. His posts are for the sake of random passersby, since we've torpedoed his fucking name on every search engine known to man. 99% of his TDKF page views come from us and probably /cow/. He's going to burn himself out or do something really fucking crazy before the trial.

 

[Ouija Board]

He's been raving about Marjan ever since @Kirby released that video. Apparently Marjan is actually Imposter Bee, a former lolcow who was brainwashed into stealing Lenny's identity at the "secret ISIS location". Just scroll down to his Taking Down Kiwis posts from yesterday - I thought it was an entertaining read.

EDIT: Apparently the page went down briefly last night after being reported to Facebook, so in the interests of prosperity I decided to archive it: https://archive.is/rUbxD

Shit, I'm still working on my drawing, probably will have to get it done tomorrow. I know this is off topic.

Yeah that thread is something, any chance that the page might come back up?

 

[Cynical]

I'm just amazed at Len's conspiracy theorizing. I mean, even Chris never drew the kind of insane conclusions this guy has.

Chris mainly connected his enemies with places he felt hated him and people associated with those places, which is ridiculous but not totally implausible. Len thinks everyone on this forum, whether Kiwi or not, is all involved in trying to make his life suffer. He's even pulled in utterly unrelated entities and mangled them together in a massive katamari ball of autistic lunacy just so his little fantasy of who his enemies are sounds like a great evil conspiracy against him and him alone.

At least Chris based his theories off something resembling logic (twisted though it might have been).

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Shit, I'm still working on my drawing, probably will have to get it done tomorrow. I know this is off topic.

Yeah that thread is something, any chance that the page might come back up?

I've archived it here: https://archive.is/rUbxD

At the moment it's apparently down for review by FB (according to Lenny Boy). I'd bet it was probably all the ISIS stuff on there.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@TopHat

That's awesome, I drive past the Juniata Shops frequently (40 min from Altoona) and I'm amazed lardy Len made it OVER that fence to start with...

Makes me feel better knowing that while I'm out railfanning (not foaming, the "normal" kind) I know the railroad police aren't going to come after me because the worst I've ever done is cross the tracks somewhere other than grade crossing.... I'm small taters' compared to Len.

Well of course you are--everything is small compared to Len.

Spoiler: I'd like to remind everyone about this--Warning: Len-sized large

 

[Jaimas]

Hyped for the Len vs Marijan tard fight.

Troy, which one do you think has the edge in the upcoming grody basement knife fight?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Shaner will expect his spat with Marijan to be like the one he had with Kengle, where he spews nonsense until Kenny gets sick of him.

Bad news, Lenny. Marijan is a whole new, batshit crazy can of worms.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Shaner will expect his spat with Marijan to be like the one he had with Kengle, where he spews nonsense until Kenny gets sick of him.

Bad news, Lenny. Marijan is a whole new, batshit crazy can of worms.

I honestly doubt Marj will even engage. Marjian's thing is: spout some of his nonsense and angrily insist upon it until the other person goes away in frustration or annoyance. Len will probably just ignore it because it'll be too much to read (like people in his thread do).

 

[PropaneAccesories]

It looks like the Lenspiracy is finally collapsing under its own weight as Lenny himself can't even keep his stories straight.

Before you read this, keep in mind that it was originally Lenny who decided I was Kengle after I outed "Sara" as a troll. I guess he's finally learned not to jump to conclusions.

Spoiler: Infodump

I'd also like to give you guys this list of everybody currently involved with Len's Take Down page, current as of yesterday just before the page went down. Yes, that's right - no less than 24 hours before being "found out" by Len in the chatlog above, I managed to get him to let me onto the page once again. That's how dumb he is. He probably didn't trust me as much as he used to though, as I didn't get a chance to post anything. All recent posts are from Scott Blank and this Blu Ballerson character.

And with that, my fellow Kiwis, in the grand tradition of @Zim and @Pocket_Sand! before me, I'm officially bowing out. Sure, I could probably win Len over yet again, but at this stage it's just getting to be too much effort for the same old autism.

I'll still be lurking, rating and occasionally weighing in, though.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

I honestly doubt Marj will even engage. Marjian's thing is: spout some of his nonsense and angrily insist upon it until the other person goes away in frustration or annoyance.

If he does engage, it'll be like a conversational useless box.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

@PropaneAccesories Thank you for your efforts. Jeez, I don't think I've seen a cow so autistic. He's definitely surpassed Chris by now.