Lesbians don't exist

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Do lesbians exist?

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I used to believe in lesbians. But over the years I've seen a lot of lesbians decide they like men too once they're drunk enough. It's convinced me that lesbian is primarily a political identity or just fear of men, but not a lack of attraction.

A gay man only gets more gay when drunk or high.

A lesbian reverts back to factory settings until she sobers up.
 
One of my favourite fun facts is that Lesbians have a higher rate of teenage pregnancy than heterosexual woman.
 
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If you don't believe in lesbians it's because you've never, as a female, been the object of an obsessive girl crush.

Lesbians scare me.
 
There are no gay women. There are only women who hate men so much they choose to pick a women over a man. But it's not about liking women its about hating men.

You'd eat ricecakes too if the choice was rice cakes or a shit sandwich. But no one LIKES rice cakes.

Therefore lesbians dont exist.
 
Chris_Stuckmann said:
Lesbians exist, but they aren't homosexual.
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Then what are they?
Unmarkedgrave said:
I guess that lesbian wedding I went to was just 2 faggots in disguise?
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Divorce/one or both of them cheat on the other with men
Lady Bizness said:
If you don't believe in lesbians it's because you've never, as a female, been the object of an obsessive girl crush.

Lesbians scare me.
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If there's no sex then it's not homosexuality, and two women can't have sex. They don't have the necessary bits to do so and pretending they do is lunacy
 
Ibanez RG 350EX said:
I had a butch dyke friend years ago who I expected to be 100% hardline lesbian 4 lyfe, but she admitted she'd be with a dude if she were somehow the last woman on the planet, so I'm thinking there might be merit to that idea.
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Easy answer. She was a bisexual woman that happens to like appearing butch.
Disastrously Dumb said:
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I get banned for a week for posting PG-13 Bubbline fanart and yet you post this with impunity.
Black Man Underwear said:
Lesbians are all gay until they hold an infant and/or turn 30.
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I had a professor in her 30s who was apparently a lesbian. One of my classmates spotted her with some other woman in a gym.
 
Fuggalope said:
A gay man only gets more gay when drunk or high.

A lesbian reverts back to factory settings until she sobers up.
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this would imply that the natural position for all people would be to fuck men and i dont know how to feel about that.
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BeardedWall said:
You'd eat ricecakes too if the choice was rice cakes or a shit sandwich. But no one LIKES rice cakes.

Therefore lesbians dont exist.
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fack you, a well-seasoned ricecake is bomb.
 
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Women become lesbians when they're drunk.

If they're not drunk, they're glorified bisexuals at best. They just approach lesbianism as feminists because they got burned up by too many guys (otherwords, poor judgmental choices).
 
Ron Jeremy Stan Account said:
If lesbians aren't real, then how come if you go into the bathroom and say, "Rosie O'Donnell" three times in the mirror, she jumps out and strangles you?
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You are confusing "Lesbians" with eldritch horrors.

A common mistake as they are both hairy, ugly, murderous, and foul.

Key difference.. Lesbians hate men, not mankind.
 
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