Leslie Eclaire / Richard Jones - Masturbating While Driving

[The Fool]

The most beautiful thing about Richard is the ever thinning hairline that is receding.
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[Flame the Sunbird]

"oh hey girl you fine"

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Buy a fucking wig then idiot, Jesus Christ

He has a wig though. Multiple wigs in fact

 

[HickoryDickory]

Why is it always the ugly ones?

 

[DragoonSierra]

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one of his better photos

 

[ActualKiwi]

He has a wig though. Multiple wigs in fact

Maybe he feels wigs are somehow cheating? Though more likely it's so he has something more to bitch about on social media..

 

[Trombonista]

He has a wig though. Multiple wigs in fact

I was gonna say the hormones were doing a good job face wise, but now I think that was weight loss and lipstick.

 

[Thranduil]

He has a wig though. Multiple wigs in fact

Did he buy those at a Halloween store? Nice looking lace wigs aren't that expensive, we're talking about $100. I'd rather shave my head than wear a wig that looks that ratty.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I was gonna say the hormones were doing a good job face wise, but now I think that was weight loss and lipstick.

So did he really lose weight? How old is the one where shes shirtless and in the mirror?

 

[Asandy31]

He has a wig though. Multiple wigs in fact

Glad to see his profession is now pretending to be on prenatal leave due to crippling autism. Daddy's eatin for quads now

Pregnant applebloom, expansionists, eat your heart out, It's all natural

Its odd, wigs are supposed to make you look more feminine, this one does the opposite and then some

 

[mauggg]

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"OH HEY GIRL YOU FINE"

The homeless street beggar Leslie describes in the story was either lying or shows the sort of poor decision-making abilities that made him a homeless street beggar. Anybody who thinks Fire is lust-worthy is showing some serious cognitive deficits.

 

[Xarpho]

Are there any pictures of Richard pre- freakout?

 

[CatParty]

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Are there any pictures of Richard pre- freakout?

 

[Ruin]

Wow. That's way more normal than I would have thought.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Damn, he went from the like a normal person above to the tragedy below? WTF?

 

[AnOminous]

Its odd, wigs are supposed to make you look more feminine, this one does the opposite and then some

It makes him look like an '80s high school metalhead.

 

[Asandy31]

Damn, he went from the like a normal person above to the tragedy below? WTF?

Wow, What a waste of a potential child and wife beater
He was kinda cute though

 

[Internet War Criminal]

On Something Sensitive they uncovered he was a member of multiple fetish websites about fat women, and posted about liking midget bbws on top of it. The midget thing goes from funny to uncomfortable when you remember his predilection for children.

Though maybe he is into the fat ones because its harder for them to run away from his van and they are more likely to accept candies in the first place

 

[VLAD]

On Something Sensitive they uncovered he was a member of multiple fetish websites about fat women, and posted about liking midget bbws on top of it. The midget thing goes from funny to uncomfortable when you remember his predilection for children.

Though maybe he is into the fat ones because its harder for them to run away from his van and they are more likely to accept candies in the first place

Well, now it makes sense why he's played so much Dwarf Fortress.