Let's All Convert to Islam - No Just Stick With Me a Bit

[AnOminous]

Think about this. We can immediately go around raping everyone we want to rape, regardless of race, age, sex, or species, and it's just part of our culture.

We can drive our cars around, or trucks, and just randomly run over people, and nothing we do is actually our fault. Somehow, Islamophobia forced us to do it.

It's a get out of anything free card!

Imagine if Kiwi Farms became permanently Islamic! The left wing would have to defend us even when we continued our usual policy of throwing trannies off buildings or, when we really didn't like them, just starting threads on them.

This is a ticket to win.

All we have to do is turn Islamic Content into a positive rating, even though it already is and anyone who gets Islamic Content loves it.

 

[CWCchange]

Can my seventy-two virgins be men?

 

[Coldgrip]

Will there be knife fights?

 

[Clintonberg]

Rate this post Islamic Content if you love Allah.

 

[AnOminous]

Will there be knife fights?

But of course.

You can't talk about knife club, though.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Let's all convert to Islam
Let's all convert to islam
Let's all convert to islammmmmmmm
And get ourselves some snacks,

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Kiwi is a bird of peace.

 

[Somsnosa]

What if I live in a strongly catholic country that will beat my ass and throw me in prison to get raped by an angry black dude from an ex-christian colony

 

[Ntwadumela]

@AnOminous
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CULTURE

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CULTURE

I promise that every time I insult Islam I wish I could somehow do it without pissing you off, because you're a pretty cool guy. Just pretend that every time I do that, I'm inserting "except you" into that somewhere.

 

[Un Platano]

Can my seventy-two virgins be men?

You're on KF, you've already got 16,313 virgin men.

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Will there be passionate goat lovemaking followed by the slitting of throats and will we get to burn infidels in cages?

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I promise that every time I insult Islam I wish I could somehow do it without pissing you off, because you're a pretty cool guy. Just pretend that every time I do that, I'm inserting "except you" into that somewhere.

“Some of you guys are alright, don’t go to Mecca tomorrow.”

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Think about this. We can immediately go around raping everyone we want to rape, regardless of race, age, sex, or species, and it's just part of our culture.

We can drive our cars around, or trucks, and just randomly run over people, and nothing we do is actually our fault. Somehow, Islamophobia forced us to do it.

It's a get out of anything free card!

Imagine if Kiwi Farms became permanently Islamic! The left wing would have to defend us even when we continued our usual policy of throwing trannies off buildings or, when we really didn't like them, just starting threads on them.

This is a ticket to win.

All we have to do is turn Islamic Content into a positive rating, even though it already is and anyone who gets Islamic Content loves it.

You got me sold.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

can i blow up my entire house?

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

You got me sold.

No booze, mang. No fun drugs. Many such cases! Sad!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

@AnOminous
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CULTURE

It's more a mockery of the moronic, unnatural way our Western culture interacts with Islam. We're a very bored, jaded people who see fanciful political narratives in everything.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I promise that every time I insult Islam I wish I could somehow do it without pissing you off, because you're a pretty cool guy. Just pretend that every time I do that, I'm inserting "except you" into that somewhere.

It's more a mockery of the moronic, unnatural way our Western culture interacts with Islam. We're a very bored, jaded people who see fanciful political narratives in everything.

I was being facetious earlier but thanks guys

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a Muslim.

Imagine living in a somewhat civilized country like Kuwait.

Imagine watching every single portrayal of Islam in popular culture being savage, awful, subhuman behavior.

Imagine knowing #notallmuslims act like that. Imagine being one of those who is vocally not in that group.

If you don't give @Ntwadumela serious props for not flipping the fuck out at the constant shit we give him, you're a dick.

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Imagine being a Muslim.

Imagine living in a somewhat civilized country like Kuwait.

Imagine watching every single portrayal of Islam in popular culture being savage, awful, subhuman behavior.

Imagine knowing #notallmuslims act like that. Imagine being one of those who is vocally not in that group.

Every human has their right to their own religious view. It's a case of whatever helps you sleep at night to me honestly. However, it's kind of hypocritical to showcase Muslims in a sympathetic, "arms of an angel" tone while Christianity is constantly bastardized, for what? For turning the other cheek? If you even show that you're Christian, you get hit with bricks or shot up in a place where it's supposed to be a sanctuary for you. It's not a case of religion being wrong, it's a case of unchecked criminal insanity, thinly disguised as serving one's god or bullshit ideology. I don't sharpen my teeth towards anyone's religious view because I have my own views. Agree to disagree or find common ground. Don't be an asshole and shoot up a church or a mosque because "hurrdurr, my god's better den urs".

@Ntwadumela thank you for putting up with the flack but don't be afraid to stand your ground. Maybe one day we'll figure out how to live with ourselves.