Let's All Convert to Islam - No Just Stick With Me a Bit

[Lackadaisy]

Can my seventy-two virgins be men?

So long as you're the top and they're under the age of 10, then yes.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Ntwadumela thank you for putting up with the flack but don't be afraid to stand your ground. Maybe one day we'll figure out how to live with ourselves.

You don’t have to worry about that.
That’s exactly what I’ve been doing, and since you’re new here, I can tell you from now I’ve debated with many folks here on my religion.

I’m totally fine with Christians, Jews and whatever belief (or lack thereof) that people believe in, as long as these folks don’t want to kill me of course.

 

[Ntwadumela]

So long as you're the top and they're under the age of 10, then yes.

These people would say; When in Afghanistan, do as the Afghans do.

 

[piripiri]

sick fucks. and the 'atheists' propping up this sick shit when they had no problem shitting over christianity (rightfully) should be crucified

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

You don’t have to worry about that.
That’s exactly what I’ve been doing, and since you’re new here, I can tell you from now I’ve debated with many folks here on my religion.

I’m totally fine with Christians, Jews and whatever belief (or lack thereof) that people believe in, as long as these folks don’t want to kill me of course.

I find many aspects of the Muslim religion to coalesce with Christianity; the Isra and Mi'raj are probably two of the most beautiful stories I've ever seen in any doctrine.
I feel you as I don't believe anyone wants to be killed for what they believe in and vice versa. Maybe we're just scared of the unknown but thank you for giving me hope.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m totally fine with Christians, Jews and whatever belief (or lack thereof) that people believe in, as long as these folks don’t want to kill me of course.

Incidentally, the only problem (sane) Christians/whatever have with Muslims is the fear that we're going to get killed. People generally don't like to get killed.

Or raped for that matter.

Your sanity, though, is at variance with many immigrants to our countries who try to burn down entire cities when people say things they don't like. What do we do about this?

 

[piripiri]

muslims are great until they are a large minority or worse a majority. that's when all your moderate muslim pals don't object to sharia etc

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Incidentally, the only problem (sane) Christians/whatever have with Muslims is the fear that we're going to get killed. People generally don't like to get killed.

Or raped for that matter.

Your sanity, though, is at variance with many immigrants to our countries who try to burn down entire cities when people say things they don't like. What do we do about this?

Demand that they leave our home and send them off or defend your home and put the rabid dogs down. By that point, they are not immigrants but invaders.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Incidentally, the only problem (sane) Christians/whatever have with Muslims is the fear that we're going to get killed. People generally don't like to get killed.

Or raped for that matter.

Your sanity, though, is at variance with many immigrants to our countries who try to burn down entire cities when people say things they don't like. What do we do about this?

That’s justified you feel this way towards the immigrants. A lot of us consider many of them to be riffraff anyways. I actually get frustrated when some European nations end up not doing shit to solve their problems.

Though on a side note, I’m also the kind of guy who goes crazy at nightclubs, which are some of the few things I want more of in my country. You haven’t lived until you’ve been to at least one of Seoul’s nightclubs

 

[AnOminous]

muslims are great until they are a large minority or worse a majority. that's when all your moderate muslim pals don't object to sharia etc

Suddenly, those "moderate" Muslims fall silent.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I find it ironic that the people screaming about Shira law the loudest are Christian fascists who want to do the exact same things as extreme Islamists do (kill the gays, subjgate women, murder folks for having the wrong opinions). I'm afraid of anyone who wants to kill me for having incorrect opinions (this is why SJWs scare me too). Extremism is the same no matter who's doing it, all that changes is who gets herded into the camps.

Besides, anyone with half a brain will worship Satan. He's winning, and don't you want to be on the winning team?

 

[Schwachkopf]

But you aren't an arab, how are you supposed to be a true superior muslim when your blood is inferior with the white niggers?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

So Sunni or Shia? Whichever one lets women walk outside alone because I have an unmarried sister. And I'll be assed to stop playing video games and leave the house each time she needs to go shopping or school or whatever.

 

[Some JERK]

I like bacon too much.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I've already beheaded 700 infidels, so yeah, why not.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

No booze, mang. No fun drugs. Many such cases! Sad!

Fuck that then. Ill make a spin-off muzzie religion where it's mandatory to drink and do drugs. Hookers too! So sayith Muhammads younger brother, Bill.

 

[piripiri]

I find it ironic that the people screaming about Shira law the loudest are Christian fascists who want to do the exact same things as extreme Islamists do (kill the gays, subjgate women, murder folks for having the wrong opinions). I'm afraid of anyone who wants to kill me for having incorrect opinions (this is why SJWs scare me too). Extremism is the same no matter who's doing it, all that changes is who gets herded into the camps.

Besides, anyone with half a brain will worship Satan. He's winning, and don't you want to be on the winning team?

I'd be a satanist but it's all ex-christians being 'rebels'

 

[DrJonesHat]

Fuck that then. Ill make a spin-off muzzie religion where it's mandatory to drink and do drugs. Hookers too! So sayith Muhammads younger brother, Bill.

Kid, you're going places. Tell me more. Better toss in religious orgies too. Sex sells after all.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Muslims should convert back to their ethnic polytheisms. May the Kaaba be filled with sacred idols once again!