Let's Go Outside!!! - 05/29/19

[Slappy McGherkin]

Because one of you exceptionals had to ask, it got me to thinking "I actually have no idea."

The more you know...

"How much weight can a toilet hold? The average toilet weight limit is around 1000 pounds (453 kg) for normal standard toilets and 500 pounds (227 kg) for wall hung toilets.
There are no Government standards or regulations that specify a minimum or maximum weight limit for standard toilets. For wall hung toilets ASME Standard requires them to support at least 500 pounds. But most normal toilets can support a higher weight capacity than 1000 pounds, because the Porcelain material they are made of is super strong and highly rigid. This is comforting news for us, because a defective toilet can be an awful, awful thing. Fortunately any normal Vitreous China toilet (what we call porcelain) can bear much more weight than the heaviest person on earth."

Source: https://www.solidtoilet.com/toilet-weight-limit/

Anyway, I guess our gorl can bulk up another 400 ellbees before she causes an actual Shitageddon all over the house. Amby? You listenin' here? I think a personal challenge has just been issued! C'mon, we're all rooting for ya!! You could make it a Social Media challenge thingie - "Game of Porcelain Thrones." The shekels will come pouring in!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Because one of you exceptionals had to ask, it got me to thinking "I actually have no idea."

The more you know...

"How much weight can a toilet hold? The average toilet weight limit is around 1000 pounds (453 kg) for normal standard toilets and 500 pounds (227 kg) for wall hung toilets.
There are no Government standards or regulations that specify a minimum or maximum weight limit for standard toilets. For wall hung toilets ASME Standard requires them to support at least 500 pounds. But most normal toilets can support a higher weight capacity than 1000 pounds, because the Porcelain material they are made of is super strong and highly rigid. This is comforting news for us, because a defective toilet can be an awful, awful thing. Fortunately any normal Vitreous China toilet (what we call porcelain) can bear much more weight than the heaviest person on earth."

Source: https://www.solidtoilet.com/toilet-weight-limit/

Anyway, I guess our gorl can bulk up another 400 ellbees before she causes an actual Shitageddon all over the house. Amby? You listenin' here? I think a personal challenge has just been issued! C'mon, we're all rooting for ya!! You could make it a Social Media challenge thingie - "Game of Porcelain Thrones." The shekels will come pouring in!

I think most public washrooms have the wall hung variety, though, and she's already 100 lbs over the "this thing could tear off the wall and put you on the local news" threshold.

So if she can get it together for one last Cheesecake Factory run, she could potentially get ornj chikkin, a lawsuit, and vlog material for days for the cost of one car ride and whatever's left of her dignity.

AL. You know what you have to do.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I think most public washrooms have the wall hung variety, though, and she's already 100 lbs over the "this thing could tear off the wall and put you on the local news" threshold.

So if she can get it together for one last Cheesecake Factory run, she could potentially get ornj chikkin, a lawsuit, and vlog material for days for the cost of one car ride and whatever's left of her dignity.

AL. You know what you have to do.

She said last year that she hates using public restrooms. Which most likely means she can no longer fit into bathroom stalls. Her only option at this point is the handicapped stall and those never have wall hung toilets if I'm not mistaken. Let's face it gorls, AL's not going to do anything lol-worthy in public any more. Bedbound saga = most boring saga

 

[InTheMorning]

She does that A LOT -- she always talks to Necky as though she's a six-year-old child. "Do you like your food, Becky? Tell everyone how good it is. Show everyone your draweeen, Becky. Aww, it's so cute."

It's fucking weird and cringy and does absolutely nothing to mitigate the speculation that Necky is slow.

Standard narc stuff, right out of the narc playbook. They talk to everyone like they're children, because it reinforces that they're the adult, or superior person, in the dynamic.

I think it's fascinating that Becky brings up very negative memories when they're supposed to be sharing alone funtime together - and at inappropriate times. Most people would be all "I'm so happy being here with this person, I want to remember this moment forever - the sun, the flowers, my lover..." and she goes to "Reminds me of how my father would watch people die", or "My dead nephews".

I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's fucking fascinating. Becks is as dumb as a dead stump but there's some really curious shit going on there.

 

[ADHD]

Side note, what the fuck is up with Becky? Why is only one side of her face redder than the devil’s dick, and her arm?

One side of her face probably got more sun exposure than the other, and you know neither of these gorls use sunblock.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Because one of you exceptionals had to ask, it got me to thinking "I actually have no idea."

The more you know...

"How much weight can a toilet hold? The average toilet weight limit is around 1000 pounds (453 kg) for normal standard toilets and 500 pounds (227 kg) for wall hung toilets.
There are no Government standards or regulations that specify a minimum or maximum weight limit for standard toilets. For wall hung toilets ASME Standard requires them to support at least 500 pounds. But most normal toilets can support a higher weight capacity than 1000 pounds, because the Porcelain material they are made of is super strong and highly rigid. This is comforting news for us, because a defective toilet can be an awful, awful thing. Fortunately any normal Vitreous China toilet (what we call porcelain) can bear much more weight than the heaviest person on earth."

Source: https://www.solidtoilet.com/toilet-weight-limit/

Anyway, I guess our gorl can bulk up another 400 ellbees before she causes an actual Shitageddon all over the house. Amby? You listenin' here? I think a personal challenge has just been issued! C'mon, we're all rooting for ya!! You could make it a Social Media challenge thingie - "Game of Porcelain Thrones." The shekels will come pouring in!

The toilet seats are a whole other story and which end up being destroyed by obese people, not the toilet itself.

 

[Barbarella]

Becky was drunk in that video, I thought y’all were exaggerating.

They turn red instantly because a) They have poor circulation and cannot breathe, and b) they literally don’t ever go outside so have no melanin for sun protection. And of course, are too stupid to put on sunscreen. Ten minutes is max for these whales to manage only 92 degrees. They’d drop like flies where it gets really hot. I’d like to see them try to breathe in Phoenix.

I laughed when Amber apologized for her clothes not matching, saying she had been planning to stay in bed all day. Like, girl, is THAT what you think people notice when you are out waddling around-your clothes not matching?

Denial, deluded, and dumb.

Well, she can live the dream tomorrow and stay in bed with the shades closed, fans blowing on her and her servant bringing her food. We really ought to start guessing when she’ll hit 700 lbs, cuz six hundred is in the past.

 

[literally low-key]

She said she was dressed in her lounging in bed all day outfit. I can't imagine wearing those tight ass clothes to bed. She can't be comfortable, ever.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She said last year that she hates using public restrooms. Which most likely means she can no longer fit into bathroom stalls. Her only option at this point is the handicapped stall and those never have wall hung toilets if I'm not mistaken. Let's face it gorls, AL's not going to do anything lol-worthy in public any more. Bedbound saga = most boring saga

A gorl can dream.

She said she was dressed in her lounging in bed all day outfit. I can't imagine wearing those tight ass clothes to bed. She can't be comfortable, ever.

She might wear the leggings to bed, but don't worry: that dress was worn for under an hour. Don't have to launder it that way, you see.

 

[Bookish]

Sorry if I'm OT here,but where can one find this Cocoa Puffs video ?
I've seem one thing where eric filmed something but the volume was very low. Is it where they're on the couch and dude filmed it ?

Amberlynn Reid | Fat Shaming and Food Aggression (Receipts inside the bag)

Took a bit of a deep dive into the world of a Fat Shamee becoming a Fat Shamer and included some related receipts. Receipts included. Please remember to like...

www.youtube.com

at 26:00

 

[dookerbewitt]

One side of her face probably got more sun exposure than the other, and you know neither of these gorls use sunblock.

I like to think it's a sweet driver's tan from running errands for the third Slaton sister. Do you think the idea of enablers being able to get away from their housebound Jabbas makes then more apt to go out and get more food more often, thus further deepening the cycle?

Tbh if I were Becky I'd hit the sauce too.

That elusive third buttcheek is pretty terrifying.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I think is more about luck or some strange Universe random law that decides that, you can see the folks from The Show that are 600lbs and up for more than 20 (30) years. some for 10 years just bedbound and surviving.
Some Amber's age or a few years older and less her weight die from apnea, blood cloths, beetus, heart failure or other weight related condition.
Nonetheless, I'm curious about what side her coin will drop...

Well we have the evidence of her mother who probably did meth and bath salts quality drugs for decades and survives like a cockroach so maybe Al has the genetics to keep living even beyond her next milestone, 700lbs.

 

[Snusmumriken]

She said she was dressed in her lounging in bed all day outfit. I can't imagine wearing those tight ass clothes to bed. She can't be comfortable, ever.

Her lounging in bed outfit is more of a birthday suit.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I've said before that I pretty much never watch her actual videos, instead reading summaries or seeing highlight reels, but I decided to actually watch this one after my shock at seeing how that 5X "top" was fitting her VS how it was actually supposed to fit as a dress. For it to fit as intended, what size do you think she'd need? 8X? 10X? Do such sizes exist?
The other thing that really struck me was how she and Becky talk like they went on a hike or drove to a park rather than just sitting outside on their back porch, saying things like,"Next time we'll bring a water bowl for Twinkie". Why the need to plan for "next time" ? Like, how about standing up, walking 15 feet to the kitchen, filling a bowl with water, and bringing it out right now? You're still at home. I can't wrap my head around the way these people think. They have such a fantastically low threshold for any kind of effort and they don't even seem to realize how abnormal that is relative to most people.
On a positive note, I did really enjoy seeing Twinkie get so excited chasing after Amber on the "epic journey" to the tree and back and enjoying her ice cube on the porch. I wish she got to go enjoy her nice yard more often.

 

[DuckSucker]

Becky was drunk in that video, I thought y’all were exaggerating.

They turn red instantly because a) They have poor circulation and cannot breathe, and b) they literally don’t ever go outside so have no melanin for sun protection.

Rosacea is an indicator of alcoholism tbh. You only ever see them in shitty lighting.

 

[Twinkie]

One side of her face probably got more sun exposure than the other, and you know neither of these gorls use sunblock.

Given the nonstop food runs for over 2 years I'm baffled by Becky's lack of a trucker tan

 

[PerkChop]

Given the nonstop food runs for over 2 years I'm baffled by Becky's lack of a trucker tan

I'm sure many of those wommart runs take place after the sun has gone down.

 

[mekalekahi]

I get that sense, too. Off-camera, these aren't two people that have meaningful conversations about anything beyond the anticipation of their next meal or what movie they'll escape into. It's always been a relationship of convenience. I can't remember what vlog it was, but didn't they do some kind of Q&A together last summer, and Amber was completely clueless about Becky's suicide attempt? I could be remembering wrong, but it seemed odd that she wouldn't know that about the love of her LAWF, after being in a relationship for awhile and living together. She seems to absorb and retain absolutely nothing in conversation, unless the topic of discussion is her.

Granted, Becky is boring AF, so actively listening to her drone on about anything is probably a task. But that's why Amber goes for the derpy ones. They can't tell that her "listening noises" are just poorly-veiled attempts at seeming interested until it's her turn to talk.

I think it's mostly played up for the camera, though. Off-camera, it must be a rare occasion for her to indulge Becky in her gloom and doom storytimes. Unless she needs something. I bet she's the most attentive girlfriend in the world when she needs her ass wiped or her groceries put away or 100% of the chores done.

I still think that Coco Puffs incident was the most revealing look at who Amber really is when nobody's watching. Conniving, aggressive, entitled. As round as Violet Beauregarde and as bratty as Veruca Salt.

Here is a nice little throwback of amber standing at the fucking door waiting for destiny to walk in from work. Striking contrast to the get to know you questions with becky we get now and the repulsed body language when they touch. There is zero connection there and I'm sure they hardly speak off camera, I even doubt they have had sex honestly.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I think it's fascinating that Becky brings up very negative memories when they're supposed to be sharing alone funtime together - and at inappropriate times. Most people would be all "I'm so happy being here with this person, I want to remember this moment forever - the sun, the flowers, my lover..." and she goes to "Reminds me of how my father would watch people die", or "My dead nephews".

Unresolved trauma issues that aren't being effectively dealt with. Bolth these girls need actual therapy and lots of it. I don't even mean that as a shitpost. My optimistic side would love to see them take advantage of one-on-one talk therapy, cognitive behavioural therapy, depression & grief support groups, support groups like Al-anon and Overeaters Anonymous, etc etc. Just get all the issues thoroughly worked out from every angle.

 

[FrownyFace]

Here is a nice little throwback of amber standing at the fucking door waiting for destiny to walk in from work. Striking contrast to the get to know you questions with becky we get now and the repulsed body language when they touch. There is zero connection there and I'm sure they hardly speak off camera, I even doubt they have had sex honestly.
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It doesn’t look like she could wipe even at this lower weight. You know she can’t reach back there at all now.