Let's Go Outside!!! - 05/29/19

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Her bicep is as large or larger than an average fatty's thigh
Her feet are totally fucked, and her gait when walking puts a lot of her weight on the outer edge of her foot. That's a recipe for a serious lateral ankle sprain.
She's got so much dandruff because she's washing her hair in the sink and not thoroughly washing or rinsing her scalp. I'll bet some of those dandruff flakes are dried shampoo that she missed.
Calling the place where they swim a 'lake' is generous. It looks more like a public boat launch. So there's not only bacteria and dogshit, but also gasoline and oil in the water.

Just dainty things*~
 
That leg smack says it all. Rock fucking solid, pure muscle mass. Giant arms that make Arnold himself blush. Core so shredded the muscle has to pile up and grow outwards in rolls. Amber has unlocked the secrets of peak human performance.
 
Some irrelevant thoughts after rewatch:
  • Her cats hate going outside. ...What?
  • I'm Shithead and I've never seen a flower
  • Funniest thing I've seen in months: she's going outside, yet filming her dainty feet as she walks. You think we might wanna see, I dunno, where you're going?
  • Becky is drunk as FUCK. I'd blame it on her being slow in general but we've heard her talk before, it's not usually this slurred. She can't even hold the phone (granted it takes a lot of arm strength for a fatty). Whatever's in that soda cup, it ain't just ice water.
  • Mama jamba
  • Amber drinks waddur remember guise Amber drinks waddur can't you tell look at her drinkeen
  • Does not understand the meaning of "a hot minute"
  • "Your aunt saved your lahf!" she's really committing to her new accent
  • Can you hear the hope in Amber's voice when she mentions Becky could have died
  • Seriously every topic turns to death with Beckster
  • "I grew up with waddur y'all"
Overall this wasn't a terrible video, just boring as all hell. Somewhere in the middle between Snoreidd hauls and mukbangs--it's not the biggest waste of time but there's little to milk so you might as well skip it if you haven't seen.
 
Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
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I like the sass at the beginning.

C3PBRO said:
Thought I was watching Jurassic fucking Park for a minute.
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Careful, buddy...you may have just created a fetish.
 
This is pathetic

Trollinglynn is in peak form--the fake "accent", the mispronounced words, showing off that mountain of lard she calls a body...
Just trying to rile up the haydurs again. She has no hope of thinking up actual content, but she can always do THIS.

Somehow there are thumbs up on this vid. Who is liking this shit???
 
I wonder if her neighbors saw her outside and were shocked she was still alive. Im sure they remember her pacing around the driveway 100 plus pounds ago.
 
I totally get that for some people walking short distances is a big deal (like cripples who have to go through physio to gain strength back) but this is horribly sad... even sadder than her sitting down while cooking cause she doesn't have the endurance to stand while her garbage cooks.

Imagine where being outside for 10 minutes is an accomplishment you pat yourself on the back for and your dream is to make it to 15... *sigh* Dang Chantal and AL have decided that 2019 is the year to kick it into high gear and just speed towards that piano box casket!
 
i guess this video is an explanation for becky. her brain was without oxygen for too long when she almost drowned in the public pool. thankfully her family member saved her lahyfe, which means she was able to share with us the touching story of her dad watching someone actually drown
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Remembering that she's wearing a dress - a skater dress with a stretchy knit top - is fucking grim. It's so bunched up at the back. How can that even be the least bit comfortable?
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She likes to order her shirt-dresses in size 5 because in her mind she can't be that fat if she isn't stuck wearing Torrid's largest size. She doesn't realize that just because she can squeeze into a size 5, it doesn't mean the size 5 fits.
 
... holy fuck. Necky's inflating like a goddamn yeast ball (thanks, Sabine). Her chin has literally merged with her flesh-scarf neck.

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This was honestly so depressing. How do you not just eat a bullet when doing the amount of activity it takes to check the mail or take the trash out constitutes enough of an event in your life that you deem it worthy of filming and sharing?
 
Hecate14 said:
Why am I upset at the placement of the pockets on her shirt/dress/tarp
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ADHD said:
Amber looks exactly like the model. Obviously.
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She looks like the fat kid at school who pissed his pants and they had no other option but to find something in the lost and found that was 6 sizes too small, but fuck it covers well enough till his parents pick him up.
She also looks like she has some serious hip dysplasia.
She has to absolutely be trolling at this point. Come the fuck on. NO ONE genuinely believes this is good content. She is trying to stir up the haydurs.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
This was honestly so depressing. How do you not just eat a bullet when doing the amount of activity it takes to check the mail or take the trash out constitutes enough of an event in your life that you deem it worthy of filming and sharing?
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I have to say a bullet and chickeen sausage mook-bong would be entertaining to watch.

Okay ya'll it is time to put the bullets in the pan. Make sure the pan isn't too hot or the bullets will fire and that will be bad booboo. YYYEEEAAAHHH-YYYAAA.
 
clusterfuckk said:
NO ONE genuinely believes this is good content.
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This would be good content if the entire video was nothing but Amber walking around the yard while Becky tells us a story, because walking for 10 minutes is something I very much doubt she can do.
 
London Raine said:
What is wrong with her boobs? The only thing small on this ham-planets body are her boobs. Even the model is very proportionate.
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Because there is a god and he has a sense of humor.

It's the only asset she has to try and reel in a new butler and they are pathetic.
 
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