Let's Go Outside!!! - 05/29/19

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How does Amber manage to walk bolth forward and in a circle at once?

Forget Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy; we've got Bleak Becky.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
WTF is up with her arm? Is that dirt? Some kind of skin disorder? She looks like one of those people in horror movies who gets a virus and it slowly turns their body into a demonic creature.

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Bunny said:
I would honestly off myself if I lived in her body. DAT ASS. Good lord.
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What? And pass up the chance to go on MSHPL and become famous for being the first fatty to do exactly what Dr. Now said with no fuckups (assuming you didn't end up with her mental bullshit in addition to her body)?
 
Whatthefuck said:
I guarantee she can’t get into the shower anymore. She was shhhtrugglleeeen to get in the shower 60 elbees ago. They have those sliding glass doors. Maybe she could use the gays’ shower, but there’s no way she’d be able to step over the lip of the tub. She hasn’t had a proper wash in nearly a year. You can believe that.
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Fear not, in one of the last Eric's vlogs he showed us that Amber's new tub is already up for the summer...

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TwatWaffle said:
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Her ass is truly confounding. At first glance, it looks like a run-of-the mill giant shelf-butt, but when you really look at it, there appears to be a third cheek in the middle somehow.
I've noticed this before and hoped it was just an adult diaper-type-situation causing this misshapen mess but I think her body just didn't know where to put all those cheesy tots, chicken sausages and family-sized packs of Reeses, so it decided "what the hell, guess I'll just have to add another ass cheek under the massive butt-credenza."
 
Turd Blossom said:
Her ass is truly confounding. At first glance, it looks like a run-of-the mill giant shelf-butt, but when you really look at it, there appears to be a third cheek in the middle somehow.
I've noticed this before and hoped it was just an adult diaper-type-situation causing this misshapen mess but I think her body just didn't know where to put all those cheesy tots, chicken sausages and family-sized packs of Reeses, so it decided "what the hell, guess I'll just have to add another ass cheek under the massive butt-credenza."
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I see what you're talking about. I think that's an original ass cheek that comes standard. But she's modded it out with a spoiler and a semi truck tire or two.
 
No matter what this girl says she can not reach her vaheen or booty hole unassisted. I don't believe it for a second.

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TwatWaffle said:
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This image as a whole is bothersome.

The shirt part of the dress is so scrunched up and doesn't nearly fit halfway down her torso. The fabric looks like it's struggling to keep the lard sack Hamber calls a "body" covered. Does she not know how dresses work? Does she really see herself as that dainty? Fuck. I don't even know if a size 6 would do any justice with how pathetic that size 5 looks.

The shelf ass that looks partially deflated makes me dizzy. Staring too long feels like my soul is gonna slip into the dark abyss of those cracks. (:_( Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
 
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TwatWaffle said:
No matter what this girl says she can not reach her vaheen or booty hole unassisted. I don't believe it for a second.
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Jesus. Looking at the logistics of that lumpy, baffling caboose makes me wonder how Becky can even find Big Al's Log Canal amidst the baffling maze of cheeks in order to "assist" her with hygiene. Sometimes a hosing off on the porch truly is the best option.

As a side note: I've decided my next band name shall either be "Big Al's Log Canal" or "Maze of Cheeks".
 
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