LET’S GO SWIMMING!!!!! - 8/7/2019 (Day 50 of this 100-Day Nightmare) - we're halfway done, y'all!

[JambledUpWords]

The stupid bitch couldn't outsmart that Japanese soda without watching a YT tutorial and there were written instructions on that as well. I'm going out on a limb and saying that she never learned to follow instructions. She's never shown any evidence of being able to do so in any area of her life so this isn't exactly a revelation.

She can’t even be bothered to follow a recipe. She thinks she knows everything. It’s like she has a thirteen year old mentality. If she could humble herself to follow directions instead of trying to find “loopholes”, she’d maybe lose the weight. I’m actually surprised she’s still alive because her reasoning sucks.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Here's the swimming part for people who don't want to sit through the whole thing:
sea world.mp4

The best part is she actually thinks sitting in a pool splashing her 100 lb guns for 30 seconds is actually swimming. Most people do more "swimming" than that while taking a shower.
Gorl please...

 

[Pony Horn]

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the water makes it look like she is literally melting in it what a blob

 

[OstREEEch]

Y’all. “Vick’s Vape-o-rub” is liderally her most favorite smell in the world.

It’s probably the only way anyone can live with her. So now she has a Pavlov response to it.

 

[PiggyPie]

Show us your layyggs you fat sow

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

How lovely of Eric to pick up some artisan I'm-sorry-soap for someone who never bathes. Now AL can hoard them for Becky to use as smelling soaps to summon Amberlynn out of her diabetic stupors.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Love at the beginning how she said she's 'not in the mood' for food and 10 seconds later they're at a sushi place. And she ate like a crazy person over the weekend, can't wait to see that vlog 3 weeks from now.

I'm super disappointed she didn't film herself getting in and out of the pool. Can she even lift her leg that high? Did Becky have to act as a crane and pick one up at a time??

 

[The Last Stand]

That pool is unusable now for recreational use.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Soaking your dirty ass in a pool of water is not swimming.

 

[ADHD]

I love how in this video she's wondering how she's going to get out of the pool, but then when someone had asked about it on social media she was a cunt and like "I get out of the pool just like everyone else".

 

[Snusmumriken]

Common Fatty Phrases #933: “I exercised by wading in the pool/walking onto the porch /doing the dishes/some other mundane daily task that no one else would think to call exercise because they don’t spend their life on pillow mountain.”

She’s always so proud of herself for taking ‘little steps’. Bitch, you’re not gonna be able to take steps at all or reach to pat yourself on the back at this rate. Yikes.

 

[Aldora]

Let's go whale watching.

 

[XenomorphThot]

She's almost doing splits in that pool, her legs have to be so far apart... also that's not even waddling in the pool. Honestly, I have no fucking clue what to call it, other than pathetic.

 

[FrazzleCakes]

What are the chances Ricky changed that water immediately after she got out?

He only had to refill it. When she fell out of the pool she collapsed the side. As she lay rolling around trying to get up the pooled emptied.

We all know why they removed the sheets. Anyone here actually think Big Al wears any underwear for her pad to attach to. She can't put a tampon in....... You think Necky was able to squeeze between Big Al's Dainty thighs to stick a plug in it. Nope. The sheets was probably stained with her nasty ass period blood that has been backed up for years in there, and they was trying to remove the sheets so that they was not seen. Or they stole the sheets along with the pillow cases, the comforter, the TP, the towels, etc.

 

[Masta]

She posted on Twitter she was going to show, what she ate in Lexington, but she even knows how bad of an idea that would be. If she said she ate horrid, she was probably eating out 5 times in a day.

She didn’t really swim, she just sat there like she was finally in a bath tub that could fit her, sad.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Hello Kiwis, here with another timeline adjustment: Eric posted about the home made soaps and the ~TwO bEaNs~ swimming on July 13th.

 

[geewizz]

I'm quite impressed that she at least tried to make it seem as if she were making a healthy choice. However insignificant the step, it's still a step in the night direction. The trip to and extra few sides at Ruby Tuesdays will have felt earned.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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the water makes it look like she is literally melting in it what a blob

Satan's bath bomb

 

[bev]

We all know why they removed the sheets. Anyone here actually think Big Al wears any underwear for her pad to attach to. She can't put a tampon in....... You think Necky was able to squeeze between Big Al's Dainty thighs to stick a plug in it. Nope. The sheets was probably stained with her nasty ass period blood that has been backed up for years in there, and they was trying to remove the sheets so that they was not seen. Or they stole the sheets along with the pillow cases, the comforter, the TP, the towels, etc.

So...is her period incredibly short, did she free bleed into the water, or did she steep her used incontinence pad in there like an over-sized cauldron of horrific tea?

 

[ADHD]

So...is her period incredibly short, did she free bleed into the water, or did she steep her used incontinence pad in there like an over-sized cauldron of horrific tea?

Maybe she finally got on the level of a high schooler instead of a toddler and used a tampon.