The Soyoro Platoon has claimed more of the data in Kiwi Farms, and with that, more of its users! The guy who gave us this glorious patch of data is wearing a pink triangle, so he must be important! Those foolish Kiwikonians will soon become our very own autistic Illuminati! Those oldtroons will be put to work creating a gemmy forum for us that will last forever so that we, and our future generations, can awaken to our potential as Soydults and bring about a bone-chilling A24 hyperborea, where, as envisioned by the great Soyon Soot Soikun, we all understand each other and live in harmony!
SIEG SOYON! SIEG SOYON! SIEG SOYON!