- Joined
- Apr 15, 2014
As most of you know, I love TRPGs, post-apocalyptic fiction, and the insane rants of conspiracy theorists. So, I thought maybe we should have some fun and do something similar to the world building thread. Only, instead of creating a new world from scratch, we ramp up the crazy in our world and create a world based on these four ideas:
1: (Almost) every conspiracy theory is true, and shadowy cables of extraterrestrials, cyborgs, Jews, and Satanists rule the world.
2: Each of these groups had their own plan for the future.
3: Each of these groups were pretty much unaware of each other.
4: All of these groups plans ended up creating a clusterfuck that ended with much of the world turning into an insane hellscape.
So, pretty much The X-Files + Mad Max + a whole lot of crack and David Dee artwork.
I'll start with one group:
The Gay Illuminati.
Beneath the ruins of HolyWood (the fundamentalist christian state built from the ruins of the film industry) lies a network of immaculately decorated tunnels and tastefully designed bunkers, the headquarters of The Gay Illuminati. A cabel of homosexual advocates, the Gay Illuminati has warped America's minds and sexuality for years, secretly inserting clips of gay porn into popular movies, and directing HAARP waves into people's brains. This subliminal brainwashing led to public acceptance of homosexuality, causing the destruction of traditional marriage by 2017, leading to scores of people divorcing their spouses, sacrificing their kids to Satan, and becoming witches.
The Gay Illuminati had contact with the Greys, a sinister race of aliens who posed as sex tourists.
Today, the Gay Illuminati still attempts to turn people to the dark side of homosexuality, through several scavenged HAARP towers and a convoy of garishly decorated war rigs they refer to as "The Pride Parade" and use to raid settlements.
1: (Almost) every conspiracy theory is true, and shadowy cables of extraterrestrials, cyborgs, Jews, and Satanists rule the world.
2: Each of these groups had their own plan for the future.
3: Each of these groups were pretty much unaware of each other.
4: All of these groups plans ended up creating a clusterfuck that ended with much of the world turning into an insane hellscape.
So, pretty much The X-Files + Mad Max + a whole lot of crack and David Dee artwork.
I'll start with one group:
The Gay Illuminati.
Beneath the ruins of HolyWood (the fundamentalist christian state built from the ruins of the film industry) lies a network of immaculately decorated tunnels and tastefully designed bunkers, the headquarters of The Gay Illuminati. A cabel of homosexual advocates, the Gay Illuminati has warped America's minds and sexuality for years, secretly inserting clips of gay porn into popular movies, and directing HAARP waves into people's brains. This subliminal brainwashing led to public acceptance of homosexuality, causing the destruction of traditional marriage by 2017, leading to scores of people divorcing their spouses, sacrificing their kids to Satan, and becoming witches.
The Gay Illuminati had contact with the Greys, a sinister race of aliens who posed as sex tourists.
Today, the Gay Illuminati still attempts to turn people to the dark side of homosexuality, through several scavenged HAARP towers and a convoy of garishly decorated war rigs they refer to as "The Pride Parade" and use to raid settlements.