Lets play a game

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I haven't brushed my hair in three years
I've ran four half marathons
I've eaten foie gras

 

[Fialovy]

Mauv you got one right... then again, you kinda know me a lot...

Oh wait, is this two lies and a fact or two facts and a lie?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Two lies and a fact, they guess what's true. I messed up too.

I'll try again (2 lies, 1 fact)

Chris worked at Wendy's longer than me: I only worked there 3 shifts
My favorite vacation spot is New York City
I'm very scared of public speaking

 

[Fialovy]

okay, good, I put two lies and a fact

 

[Judge Holden]

- I looked a pig in the eye as she died today
- I have a black belt equivilant at wing chun
- I once walked in on 2 schoolmates dressed as SS troopers slapping a naked jewish boy who was tied to a chair

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

- I looked a pig in the eye as she died today
- I have a black belt equivilant at wing chun
- I once walked in on 2 schoolmates dressed as SS troopers slapping a naked jewish boy who was tied to a chair

I'm going to go with the pig on being the truth.

For me:

-I like to prance around the house dressed like a crack whore version of Marie Antoinette
-one of my fondest memories is getting royally trashed on a riverboat in Bangkok
-I once fell into a vat of beer and drank my way out

 

[exball]

- I looked a pig in the eye as she died today
- I have a black belt equivilant at wing chun
- I once walked in on 2 schoolmates dressed as SS troopers slapping a naked jewish boy who was tied to a chair

I'm going to go with the pig on being the truth.

For me:

-I like to prance around the house dressed like a crack whore version of Marie Antoinette
-one of my fondest memories is getting royally trashed on a riverboat in Bangkok
-I once fell into a vat of beer and drank my way out

All true.

 

[Judge Holden]

- I looked a pig in the eye as she died today
- I have a black belt equivilant at wing chun
- I once walked in on 2 schoolmates dressed as SS troopers slapping a naked jewish boy who was tied to a chair

I'm going to go with the pig on being the truth.

For me:

-I like to prance around the house dressed like a crack whore version of Marie Antoinette
-one of my fondest memories is getting royally trashed on a riverboat in Bangkok
-I once fell into a vat of beer and drank my way out

actually the pig one was false, the other two are true.

and for you, im guessing the bankok riverboat tale is the true one

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

- I looked a pig in the eye as she died today
- I have a black belt equivilant at wing chun
- I once walked in on 2 schoolmates dressed as SS troopers slapping a naked jewish boy who was tied to a chair

I'm going to go with the pig on being the truth.

For me:

-I like to prance around the house dressed like a crack whore version of Marie Antoinette
-one of my fondest memories is getting royally trashed on a riverboat in Bangkok
-I once fell into a vat of beer and drank my way out

All true.

Did I happen to mention that this was also all at once?

 

[exball]

Did I happen to mention that this was also all at once?

 

[Surtur]

OK two false one true.

I love the movie Tremors.
I love drinking wine over beer.
I prefer first person shooters over RPGs.

 

[The Dude]

OK two false one true.

I love the movie Tremors.
I love drinking wine over beer.
I prefer first person shooters over RPGs.

YOU like Tremors.

OK two false, one true.

I'm missing the big toe on my right foot.

My first car was a VW Bug that I found some panties in the cubbyhole behind the back seat.

I was really popular in high school and I scored the winning touchdown in the state finals.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

YOU like Tremors.

OK two false, one true.

I'm missing the big toe on my right foot.

My first car was a VW Bug that I found some panties in the cubbyhole behind the back seat.

I was really popular in high school and I scored the winning touchdown in the state finals.

You have 9 toes.

As for me, who did I really punch and why? SUCH MYSTERY!
I punched a body builder in the gut as hard as I could because he was being a douchebag.
I punched a kid on the bus because he stole my pokemon cards and when I hit him he rippled and jiggled and it was glorious.
I punched a guy in the face because he started clapping at an inappropriate time.

 

[spaps]

YOU like Tremors.

OK two false, one true.

I'm missing the big toe on my right foot.

My first car was a VW Bug that I found some panties in the cubbyhole behind the back seat.

I was really popular in high school and I scored the winning touchdown in the state finals.

You have 9 toes.

As for me, who did I really punch and why? SUCH MYSTERY!
I punched a body builder in the gut as hard as I could because he was being a douchebag.
I punched a kid on the bus because he stole my pokemon cards and when I hit him he rippled and jiggled and it was glorious.
I punched a guy in the face because he started clapping at an inappropriate time.

You punched the kid on the bus. You did the right thing. That kid is a horrible human being.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

You have 9 toes.

As for me, who did I really punch and why? SUCH MYSTERY!
I punched a body builder in the gut as hard as I could because he was being a douchebag.
I punched a kid on the bus because he stole my pokemon cards and when I hit him he rippled and jiggled and it was glorious.
I punched a guy in the face because he started clapping at an inappropriate time.

You punched the kid on the bus. You did the right thing. That kid is a horrible human being.

I vividly described that tale once, but it was not true. I punched the guy for clapping and cheering when someone dropped a plastic cup on the other side of the room.

 

[Surtur]

Two false, one true.

I am a Dallas Cowboys fan
I prefer my steak as rare as possible.
I am an avid fan of ships in a bottle.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Two false, one true.

I am a Dallas Cowboys fan
I prefer my steak as rare as possible.
I am an avid fan of ships in a bottle.

I'm gonna say that Surtur is a real man, and therefore enjoys his steaks as raw as possible.

Two false, one true:

I am on a mission in life to enjoy as many exotic animal filets as possible. This means I've eaten pigeon, kangaroo and rattlesnake.

I once threw a jar of pickles at an autistic kid.

I like to paint pictures of famous generals.

 

[The Dude]

Two false, one true.

I am a Dallas Cowboys fan
I prefer my steak as rare as possible.
I am an avid fan of ships in a bottle.

I'm gonna say that Surtur is a real man, and therefore enjoys his steaks as raw as possible.

Two false, one true:

I am on a mission in life to enjoy as many exotic animal filets as possible. This means I've eaten pigeon, kangaroo and rattlesnake.

I once threw a jar of pickles at an autistic kid.

I like to paint pictures of famous generals.

You like exotic meat.

Two false, one true.

I'm adopted.

I am the TRUE Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and CWCville.

I once wrestled a guy to the ground on a $5 dare/bet.

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

Ok, let me give it a shot.

- I'm the only living person of my family in America
- I hate Fallout New Vegas
- I never stabbed another person