Let's play a little game!

[Cats]

YOU WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME?

Here's the rules of little game: Invent a sentence that the context and implications of can be wildly transformed by changing just one letter in the entire thing. I'll go first so you will have an example.

"On Monday, my family and I experienced a terrifying Home Invasion."

"On Monday, my family and I experienced a terrifying Hole Invasion."

Get creative, kiwis!

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

"I am very bad at wrapping and taping presents"

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I sometimes spit in public garbage cans when I'm feeling drippy.

 

[Coelacanth]

"I am very bad at wrapping and taping presents"

"I am very bad at wrapping and raping presents."

 

[Cats]

I sometimes spit in public garbage cans when I'm feeling drippy.

I sometimes spit in pubic garbage cans when I'm feeling drippy!

 

[Sundae]

"People love the taste of my homemade ooey gooey gum."