CHAPTER 2 INTERLUDE
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And we're back. Hoo doggy this took way longer than I expected. And we haven't even really begun chapter 2 yet.

Kabbu awakens after the team washes ashore nearby a cave quite a ways off from Snakemouth Den.

Vi's fine. Bit wet but what can you do.

Goddamit Vi.

Somehow I doubt it.

Leif often overestimates his abilities. So far we've only seen him freeze small droplets of water. The whole river might be a bit much.

At least Kabbu is concerned for Leif.

Well that makes things simple.

And we have regained control of the magical ancient mask.

Dam boy u lookin fine af... fr fr tho

We aren't far from the city, which we couldn't reach earlier thanks to all the fallen rocks blocking the path. Ants work fast though.

I bet. Getting trapped in a cave by a giant spider is not my idea of a good time.

Cringemaster Kabbu gets called the fuck out for being sappy.

We move on and climb up the hills to get back to the association, cutting grass along the way.

We're rewarded for our efforts with a rare spicy berry. Well, as rare as they can be considering the travelling merchant stocks them. Still, a free berry is a free berry. It gives +1 attack for a few turns which is huge and it can be used in a ton of volatile recipes.

Eetl, Gen, and Eri await us at the entrance.

Apparently Eetl was so worried he's just been standing around crying until we returned.

Most explorers apparently don't even make it inside before giving up. Not that seedlings are particularly scary or anything... I think the den itself just gives off a threatening aura.

We aren't cowards like the generic ant team though.

On the bright side, cool ice magic. You're one of 11 bud.

They don't believe it until we show them but when we do...

Get fucked

Fucking obliterated. Eetl on suicide watch.

I have no clue what he means by this, unless he means it looks somewhat like how they expected. We won't be finding any similar masks anytime soon.

Oh boy, we get to see the Queen.

Apparently Leif has already met the Queen though.

And then Leif starts acting kinda odd.

He might've been in there a while.

Oh yeah. So like I mentioned before, generally exploration teams are duos, it's unheard of for a trio of explorers to go out together. Why? Idunno. I think they maybe explain it somewhere but we'll get there when we get there.

So we get to be a team of three AND we get ourselves a cool new name. Neat. Though it feels like it's the bug equivelant of being named Team Holocaust. Which, to be fair, would be a pretty fucking rad name too.

We go to see Artis. I've already explained he gives medals for beating bosses on hard, right? Anyway, we go talk to him to get our reward

Ehhhhhhhhhh... It's essential for Ruigee but kinda situational in the game without it. But we'll take it.

And here we are, a panning shot of the town proper. This is the public residential area, so we won't see too many ants here. Most of the ants live in a private residential area that we aren't allowed in because we aren't ants. In other words: The Queen is based as fuck.

Leif's still acting strange.

We meet up with Maki on the way and he dismisses Eetl to lead us to the queen himself. Maki also gives unique tattles on the area if he's following you but I'm only gonna show one for now.

We make a stop on the bridge to show off that tattle, and admire the view of the palace.

Maki comments on the hard work of the ant denizens. They certainly do good work.

Just a pair of exchanges I found funny. These doors lead to the private residential areas and probably the queen's bedroom/fuck chamber (Every ant and bee we will meet in this game are female. Bugs still reproduce like bugs so...)

Does it make me a furry if I think she's kinda hot. I think it might be the corset dress thingy she's wearing though. Plus I'm a sucker for bitches with authority.

We can choose to be dicks or to just hand it over.

We choose to be dicks.

Vi don't give half a flying fuck.

We piss off one of her bodyguards.

But she forgives us because we're the first team in years to find an artifact.

Fucking ROASTED.

We hand it over.

Oh boy. I know where this is going. You don't dress a queen in revealing clothing and have her make comments like that without them being blatantly secretly evil.

But we're getting paid so who fuckin cares. Another crystal berry to the collection.

And some regular berries to spend as well.

A guard interrupts Leif's question to whisper to the Queen about something or other that Maki needs to go take care of.

While we were gone, they also believe they've found the location of the next artifact.

In short, we're going to the Golden Hills, a small farming settlement in a place where for some reason it's forever autumn. Pretty place, Don't quite understand why it's autumn there but it fits the harvest festival aesthetic. Speaking of harvest festivals, they're actually having one down there right now, so we've got a good excuse to go join the fun.

Wait, a map? Has she always given us a map? I have played this game through nearly 2 times now and never noticed any map.

Well damn. A map. You can see the 4 kingdoms on here as little tokens. The ant kingdom, the bee kingdom, and the wasp kingdom, along with a fourth kingdom that's shrouded in mystery and fog.

Leif didn't get to ask his question, but he's got something to say to us when we walk out.

Yeah, we're on Elizant the Second now, and have been for decades I believe.

Leif appears to be lost in time.

And understandably Leif doesn't trust the new queen. I guess he can see as well as I do.

And thus we get our first sideplot. It even gets its own optional dungeon later.

We find an old ant lady while exploring. Leif seems to recognize her.

She was the queen's caretaker back when Leif first left, it seems, and they were friends.

But alas, dementia. How sad.

Oh yeah, discoveries by the by. I won't show all the dialogue for them all but there's places of interest that can be interacted with for bits of lore. Plus we get a reward for every 5 we find. Our first two are in the Ant Queen's throneroom. Stained glass windows of the Elizant and the Bee Queen. There's two others, but they're covered up.

The mines are the closest we're gonna get to fast travel in this game. As we progress, the ants will dig tunnels to important places we've been that we can use to instantly move from here to there and back.

As you can see the crystal in the room above extends all the way down into the floor below, acting as a natural lamp.

Talking to this ant gives us a better view of the palace and another discovery.

Oh yeah. We check out the questboard that we passed by earlier. Let's see... The Innkeeper wants us to review the joint. Simple enough.

Chuck wants us to make him brekky. This would encourage us to test out making recipes... but I already know the recipe.

A young moth lost his ball playing in a tunnel full of Midges.

This nerd needs to return a library book. I can see we're really taking the tough missions here.

Eetl needs us to deliver a package to someone on the pier. If we were doing Ruigee, this quest would unlock leveling, but we're not so whatever.
I forgot to get a screenshot of Awful's Beauty, but basically a wasp in the library is looking for bad books. I know where 2/3 are off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure finding the second one won't be hard. The only problem is despite getting this quest now, we won't be able to complete it until very late in the game.

Leif's tummy got the rumblies.

This is not impressive.

Vi and Leif roast the ant for her hubris.

Meet Fry the Fly Fry Cook. We give him food, he improves it. Or he can combine two items into one item to either combine the effect or change it entirely.

We give him some leaves and get leaf salad. Our first item gets eaten right away so there's no point in getting fancy.

And here's the medal shop. They get new stock every chapter.

We can't see what they are until we actually buy them thanks to the randomizer. TP Plus is again, essential for ruigee but situational otherwise.

Resistance badges are kinda meh. You're better off using the many medals that turn negative statuses into buffs.

Reflection turns Do Nothing into a defend command. Not worth the MP in my opinion.

Brekky for Chuck acquired.

Honey drops restore our TP, but not a lot. Mixing two together, on the other hand...

is uh...

it's a really bad idea. This thing is ALIVE. And very angry. I believe eating it deals damage to you and poisons you.

We don't have enough berries to open a bank account though.

And our first bad book can be found on this roof after cutting some grass nearby revealing a bouncy mushroom

And since we're gonna be heading to the library anyway, we stop to get the book from this guy too.

We can climb this water fountain here to get a medal.

Status Relay is a good badge to have if you're strategically minded, I think. I am not. I just stack damage on Vi because it works.

We find a bug crying outside the theater and check on her.

Apparently a new popstar in town, Mothiva, has become so popular they won't let her play music at the theater because Mothiva is hogging the spotlight.

Vi seems to know the feeling.

She might be impulsive and greedy but she has a point.

Basically we can buy music from her and listen to the ingame soundtrack by talking to her. Neat.

Vi just wants us to forget her act of kindness. Guess she doesn't like being seen as the nice sort.

We head into the theater and find a guy selling limited edition Green Ranger plushies. So basically, in this world there's a trio of actors. A green beetle, a blue moth, and a yellow bee, who put on shows as the Three Rangers. Green Ranger, Blue Ranger, and Yellow Ranger.
How convenient that they look exactly like us. Kabbu LOVES their show though and wants to buy the plushy. And believe me, we'll need it later on. It's essential.

We can't afford it at the moment though. I blew all my berries on medals.

We stop to check out the statue. Kinda cruddy if you ask me.

No we did not. But this is Tod. We'll be back for you kid.

There's a young ant playing with his pet pillbug. Some small insects have become domesticated. Pillbugs, bedbugs, and Aphids I believe.

Welcome to the Library. Blue girl does the facts, red girl handles library stuff.

We return the book and ask about the fact hunt.

We've currently got 9 so we get 20 berries for our trouble.

Nifty.

Red girl is looking for Lore Books. Exactly what they sound like. We don't have any though. We DO get unique dialogue for trying to return bad books though.

Heh.

Here's our bad book lover. If Kiwifarms existed in this world, he'd hog up most of the literary threads. He wants to collect terrible books because he loves how terrible they are. He likes getting angry about how stupid they are.

Fucking destroyed.

Luckily he pays us per book so even though we can't finish the quest now, we still get a nice payday.

Behind a shelf we find our first lost book... Which must've just been dropped behind a shelf.

We return it and give it a read.

Antcestors hit me at like a million billion miles per hour. It's like getting suckerpunched by someone saying everypony.

We get a free night at the inn, which means free healing and a free honeydrop.

Vi and Leif loved it but Kabbu's bed hurt his back... he's too nice to give a bad review though, so she gets a glowing review from Team Snakemouth.

This guy pays us for returning the book and gives us another lore book and we move on back towards snakemouth to find Chuck.

I don't know what possessed me to do this.

Anyways, we rank up again beating up seedlings on the way. The Spider put us pretty high up on XP.

Can't go wrong with more MP.

We give him his brekfas

And in return we get a shit medal we'll never use. Cute pun though.

We find Kina (I really can't remember if that's actually her name or not) looking for Maki.

She's fast as fuck.

She's as clingy as she is quick.

And as quick to anger as she is clingy.

Eetl gives us the package to deliver to the pier.

On the way we stop to check out the travelling merchant. I really like her design.

I think the husband is a cicada. Imagine having to drag his ass out of bed to fuck. What a nightmare that must be. Also snail cameo.

So Ladybugs aren't allowed in the city at all, so these two have made their homes out here.
Why?
I actually have no clue why. The Queen is just racist as fuck I guess. It's honestly kinda funny.

We steal their food but honestly we might be doing them a favor.

Another new enemy. We can't first strike this one because it burrows under the ground.

It's a seedling, but it's a potato variant. Literally.

When we attack it, it digs under the ground to avoid us...

But Leif's ice spike can force underground enemies out.

Boom.

You know damn well they always hide the good stuff behind water falls.
A medal that makes the best skills in the game even better? Yes please. It gives all of Vi's multihits another bonus hit. DPS is DPS man I don't know what to tell you.

And it only costs 3 MP too. Our last level covers the cost.

We stop at a restaurant on the pier for a little pick me up.

And deliver the package to a chubby ant looking for a swim.

And he gives us a lategame medal that gives Leif access to status changing spells. This one lets leif drop the defense of ALL enemies. Kind of expensive but worth it for some bosses. This can't be resisted.

Metal Island is a luxury island out in the middle of the ocean. We cannot afford tickets. Luckily a sidequest drops the price later.

OH FUCK. The game's metal slimes. Golden Seedlings. If I didn't have the first strike bonus I'd tattle it, but since I do...

I can actually kill it fairly early in the game by sacrificing my dear boy Kabbu. But the window is tight and leaves us no time to spy. Taunting makes it guaranteed to attack instead of run away.

We perfect block its attack on Kabbu. It doesn't matter because this fucking thing does 14 damage a hit.

But with Kabbu's sacrifice we take it out and get a whopping 29 Exploration points for our trouble.

Vi goes down the following turn but seedlings are no match for Leif's AOE magic.

And more importantly, golden seedlings drop Tangy Berries, used in the best recipes in the game. The only other way to get them is to buy them at an exorbitant price on Metal Island. So we might as well stockpile them in our storage.

Combining that hard nut the seedling also dropped with the spicy berry gives us the spicy bomb, one of the few damaging items in the game.

And combining it with the abomihoney from earlier gives us... this. I don't know why I made this. It's a meme of an item. I'm pretty sure using it at this point in the game just instakills us.

We use our remaining berries to buy out the last of the stock. Last Attack gives +1 attack when the wearer has low HP. We're putting that on Vi obviously... when we have the MP.

Another HP plus. Snore.

On the way to the tunnel to find the ball though...

Oh no! Wasps!

They're attacking Professor Neolith, an archaeologist studying the artifacts.

Neolith and Kabbu know eachother.

So understandably Kabbu is pretty pissed.

Oh yeah, these guys show up to help too. Now we only have to fight one wasp.
And hoo boy.

10 hp and 2 defense. And since they're bipedal, they can't be flipped either. This is gonna be a tough fight...

...is what I would say if Vi's buffed tornado toss didn't do 3 damage and hit 5 times. We take out half his health turn 1. Yeah. It's pretty good.

We save Neolith, but Vi and Leif have no clue who he is.

Kabbu went through a lot to get here so we'll be meeting a few more of his friends along the way. He's already seen most of the places we're going so he makes a pretty good tour guide.

Inside the cave we find a new enemy... kind of. I think I fought one on the way to the pier and already spyed it but forgot to screenshot it. Don't worry, I'm adding a bestiary section at the bottom so you won't miss out.

Midges have a "fun" gimmick where if you attack one, every other midge in play gets a reaction attack on you. Luckily Vi can one shot them.

We rank up again. More MP.

We'll let Leif do the spying this time since he can't do much to these.

When you attack it, its defense buffs to 4.

Whoops. Kinda cut that one off. Oh well.

4 defense. Ouch. Luckily an attack from Kabbu resets its defense to 1, and does 1 damage regardless. I don't know how his piercing works exactly because he only pierces 1 defense... but almost always does at least 1 damage.

Ball get.

I had to change my sign that said F r en La s ahe . Ants welc e. to F r en La s ahe . Ants we ne welc e. And then I had to throw that sign out because it was inaccurate. Ants we welc e. They just aren't welc e. at the time.

Tod gives us a nifty badge for his ball.

And we buy Kabbu his doll.

Fuckin manchild.

Oh wow, I didn't know about this actually. My instincts just told me to start whacking the music box. It plays the everlasting sapling theme and if you spin it fast enough it dislodges a crystal berry.

We also have 10 discoveries now. Enough for another berry.

We also return the lore book for more lore.

And thus ends our interlude. Next time we'll be getting into the meat of Chapter 2 proper. Look forward to it.