Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[Sicko Hunter]

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"hell FUCKIN yeah" The tough guy act Void does gives me so much second hand cringe it hurts. You're a 30 something year old childless woman that will die alone in an apartment stacked with old newspapers and cat shit Void, you are not a badass. You will never be a badass.

 

[Ghostse]

"hell FUCKIN yeah" The tough guy act Void does gives me so much second hand cringe it hurts. You're a 30 something year old childless woman that will die alone in an apartment stacked with old newspapers and cat shit Void, you are not a badass. You will never be a badass.

You're saying she's not brave for living life as an open transwoman?

I think its pretty bold for anyone who isn't participating in the Kentucky Derby to go outside with a face like Void's.

 

[proteus4994]

One day, a properly masked Voidburger went to get groceries when she met a Kiwi Farmer. She seemed unusually happy, so the farmer asked her: "Why are you laughing?"
Voidburger replied, "I'm laughing because Kiwi Farms is down."
The farmer said, "One day, Kiwi Farms will be back up, but you'll never be a real... wait, what? You are? What the fuck."

This reminds me of my favorite quotes of all time. Vincent Gallo called Roger Ebert a “fat pig” after his bad review of The Brown Bunny. Roger Ebert replied “I might be fat, but I can lose weight. You’ll always be the director of The Brown Bunny”

edit: completely off-topic but here’s another gem from Ebert: “I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than "The Brown Bunny."”

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

edit: completely off-topic but here’s another gem from Ebert: “I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than "The Brown Bunny."”

Not off topic at all, given Slowbeef's recent colonoscopy tweet.....

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

The farms has not fallen to the troons yet, the SA LPer hall of remembrance lives on.

You're saying she's not brave for living life as an open transwoman?

I think its pretty bold for anyone who isn't participating in the Kentucky Derby to go outside with a face like Void's.

It was really captured in this promotional Giant Bomb artwork, are they meant to be MGS characters and is she meant to be Otacon?

 

[Ghostse]

The farms has not fallen to the troons yet, the SA LPer hall of remembrance lives on.



It was really captured in this promotional Giant Bomb artwork, are they meant to be MGS characters and is she meant to be Otacon?

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Jesus christ its like someone tried to make the gayest picture possible then decided to also make it the cringiest.

It really doesn't help that none of those people are photogenic. This is like /pol/ parody art of modern games journalism. You a bearded soy face, mystery meat nigger-lites, and potatuggo frumpies.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

It's such a bland, soulless imitation of Yoji Shinkawa's iconic artwork.

 

[RJ MacReady]

In fairness to the artist, it's implausible that any Yoji Shinkawa imitation would look good when the subject matter is fat bearded soyjaks and horseface Voidburger.

 

[Tanner Glass]

In fairness to the artist, it's implausible that any Yoji Shinkawa imitation would look good when the subject matter is fat bearded soyjaks and horseface Voidburger.

Also there's nothing sadder than "Metal Gear Solid Giantbomb Fanart" that doesn't include Jeff Gerstmann or Drew Scanlon.

 

[Ravana]

VB’s Dead Cell code name being “Shovelface”.

 

[Giga Brainlet]

VB’s Dead Cell code name being “Shovelface”.

Triggered Equestrian: A Twitter warrior denied her oppression.

 

[Ravana]

https://twitter.com/giantbomb/status/1579959887244980224?s=46&t=GUW49_bJYRFJsJUNGQ9YkA

At this point just use a cartoon for your face Jesus Christ

 

[Ghostse]

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https://twitter.com/giantbomb/status/1579959887244980224?s=46&t=GUW49_bJYRFJsJUNGQ9YkA

At this point just use a cartoon for your face Jesus Christ

unironically pushing trans-erasure? wow. just wow. Big yikes, I can't even. MODS?!

 

[Tanner Glass]

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https://twitter.com/giantbomb/status/1579959887244980224?s=46&t=GUW49_bJYRFJsJUNGQ9YkA

At this point just use a cartoon for your face Jesus Christ

"You won't want to miss this!"

> 1 Giantbomb Staff member, arguably the worst they've ever had
> 3 people all somehow even worse

I think this is something I'm looking forward to missing, actually.

 

[proteus4994]

At this point just use a cartoon for your face Jesus Christ

I’m not going to lie at first I wasn’t sure if you meant Void or Slowbeef

 

[Ravana]

I can understand the confusion but I was referring to Mac Tonight on the bottom left

 

[Scarthew]

thats a man, theres no way...

 

[Something Awful]

VoidBurger redefining "horse girl".

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

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Gotta love how the artist didn't even try to pigeonhole either woman into the role of Eva or Meryl. Sometimes you just can't create the impossible with your work.

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Ironically one of the cartoon faces, Diabetus, is probably the least needing of a cartoon face to hide behind.

 

[Soyicidal Tendencies]

Bloober Team is remaking Silent Hill 2. Lol.