Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

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BlueSpark said:
VoidBurger slowly coming to terms with being detestable human scum:
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She was fishing for compliments and got them:
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While those replies got ignored, one alluding to suicide got her attention:
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A few days later, she posted more suicide baiting:
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Somehow, social media is failing to improve her mood.
 
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MotorBoyz said:
Chip has coworkers at a job he probably likes. Void has nothing going on in a country she doesn’t speak the language of. That scenario will drive any human to depression.
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Also its winter and you're looiking at like 5-6 hours of daylight. If you think you had SAD in the lower 48 just wait till you're standing 6-feet apart at the busstop.
Plus as we saw from her heavy shopped photos, she's porked out.


And nothing? Void has her OnlyFans, that she created just as a joke. For some laughs, haha. I'm not even logging in. Well I go in some times to check other accounts, you know just to see how crazy it is. Haha. I don't even have any pictures uploaded. I should probably upload some though, it'd be so funny if I did haha. You know nothing explict just fully clothed. Maybe do some poses like I'm doing it seriously, lol. Just to be silly.
BTW where did we put the cuckchair? Daquan is coming over tomorrow.
 
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Sorry I didn't post this as part of the previous post but I forgot: she's also been attention-seeking on reddit, claiming she's dangerously underweight but simply cannot figure out how a human puts on fat:

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God the insincere attempt at writing in a friendly tone and denigrating Americans to make herself feel better about her failure as a human is so fucking annoying.
She sounds like the dialogue from annoying characters in indie games where the writers are trying heckin' hard to be all zany and quirky! I'm a total skelly you guys, like, like, like if Jack Skellington drank skelly juice that's how frickin' skelly I am! 😭😭😭 I know you Europeans don't understand how to get fat like in big stinky Americans but could y'all give me some heckin' tiperinos??!! Did you guys know that in America (the worst country in the world but I'm not like those OTHER Americans UWU ) are statistically all big fat meanies? It's true!
Btw did you know that literally every American is as lazy and stupid as me?
Edit: it's literally impossible for me to eat healthy because I was brainwashed into eating nothing but lard and Hello Fresh and in America literally no one knows how to make healthy food unlike in wholesome Finland!!!
 
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BlueSpark said:
Sorry I didn't post this as part of the previous post but I forgot: she's also been attention-seeking on reddit, claiming she's dangerously underweight but simply cannot figure out how a human puts on fat:

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God the insincere attempt at writing in a friendly tone and denigrating Americans to make herself feel better about her failure as a human is so fucking annoying.
She sounds like the dialogue from annoying characters in indie games where the writers are trying heckin' hard to be all zany and quirky! I'm a total skelly you guys, like, like, like if Jack Skellington drank skelly juice that's how frickin' skelly I am! 😭😭😭 I know you Europeans don't understand how to get fat like in big stinky Americans but could y'all give me some heckin' tiperinos??!! Did you guys know that in America (the worst country in the world but I'm not like those OTHER Americans UWU ) are statistically all big fat meanies? It's true!
Btw did you know that literally every American is as lazy and stupid as me?
Edit: it's literally impossible for me to eat healthy because I was brainwashed into eating nothing but lard and Hello Fresh and in America literally no one knows how to make healthy food unlike in wholesome Finland!!!
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Bitch do we need to repost the analysis of your heavily shopped bikini shots? Unless you have a literal calorie vampire on yoiu for the past 8 months you are not dangerously underweight.

Post ribs or fuck off.
 
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BlueSpark said:
Sorry I didn't post this as part of the previous post but I forgot: she's also been attention-seeking on reddit, claiming she's dangerously underweight but simply cannot figure out how a human puts on fat:

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God the insincere attempt at writing in a friendly tone and denigrating Americans to make herself feel better about her failure as a human is so fucking annoying.
She sounds like the dialogue from annoying characters in indie games where the writers are trying heckin' hard to be all zany and quirky! I'm a total skelly you guys, like, like, like if Jack Skellington drank skelly juice that's how frickin' skelly I am! 😭😭😭 I know you Europeans don't understand how to get fat like in big stinky Americans but could y'all give me some heckin' tiperinos??!! Did you guys know that in America (the worst country in the world but I'm not like those OTHER Americans UWU ) are statistically all big fat meanies? It's true!
Btw did you know that literally every American is as lazy and stupid as me?
Edit: it's literally impossible for me to eat healthy because I was brainwashed into eating nothing but lard and Hello Fresh and in America literally no one knows how to make healthy food unlike in wholesome Finland!!!
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Does she not know how to cook? Do you have any idea how many sugary sauces Id be drenching my meats in if I was somehow in oppositeland trying to GAIN weight?

She must be fishing for compliments, how bought a bag of dorritos? That'll plump you up real quick. Or did you know, you have a breakfast if you have eggs and toast with 2 squares of butter, those 2 small pads of butter probably outweigh the entirety of the rest of the meal's calories. I know they're soy as fuck so maybe vegetarian, no meat fats? Not an excuse either, a spoonful of peanut butter is like 400 calories, its the most calorie dense food you can have. But she's a retard and probably lying anyway so this is pointless.

Also why didn't she make a new anonymous account on reddit yet?
 
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John Ligma said:
It's hilarious tuning in occasionally to Slowbeef's Twitch channel to see how far he's fallen. He was never super popular but for some reason it's funny to see that he's not even been able to hold onto the meager audience he's cultivated throughout the years. Even the most devout in-the-knows who watched his LPs, tuned into Retsupurae, etc stuck around to see his dogshit stream content.
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I remember Slowbeef still had hundreds of drug-addled, "ironic" millennial followers sucking him off just a few years back, so it's a little bit surprising those apparently won't tune in to Beef's twitch slop. I'm guessing those creatures got institutionalized or finally killed themselves during the Biden presidency. Hey, a man can be :optimistic: every now and then.
 
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Turkey Beef said:
I remember Slowbeef still had hundreds of drug-addled, "ironic" millennial followers sucking him off just a few years back, so it's a little bit surprising those apparently won't tune in to Beef's twitch slop. I'm guessing those creatures got institutionalized or finally killed themselves during the Biden presidency. Hey, a man can be :optimistic: every now and then.
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I guess you could say that Slowbeef
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Turkey Beef said:
I remember Slowbeef still had hundreds of drug-addled, "ironic" millennial followers sucking him off just a few years back, so it's a little bit surprising those apparently won't tune in to Beef's twitch slop. I'm guessing those creatures got institutionalized or finally killed themselves during the Biden presidency. Hey, a man can be :optimistic: every now and then.
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I think they used to, I remember seeing his streams just a few years back hitting 50-100 concurrent viewers but now it's literally down to 10-20 sometimes when I've seen it on my Twitch sidebar. Just the other day I briefly watched him streaming to an audience of 8. Really sad. He's so bad at streaming, reminds me of Chibi in how unentertaining he is.
 
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