Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[scathefire]

Jon has always been a tryhard. He practiced for the Mario Party games and just steamrolled the group until other people started pre-practicing as well (and the games got more luck based)

>pre-practicing
He seriously did that? Nigga what? It's fucking Mario Party. I'm not even super knowledgeable about ProtonJon but that kinda tells me everything I needed to know. No wonder he trooned out.

 

[Wodanaz]

I was always more of an NCS man myself. It was sad watching NCS openly lust Lucahjin who married ProtonJon because he was too autistic or whatever. I wonder if she will divorce Jon and NCS will get the rebound of a lifetime. I mean, NCS and her are both 48-49. Jon is a decade younger than her. One wonders.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I was always more of an NCS man myself. It was sad watching NCS openly lust Lucahjin who married ProtonJon because he was too autistic or whatever. I wonder if she will divorce Jon and NCS will get the rebound of a lifetime. I mean, NCS and her are both 48-49. Jon is a decade younger than her. One wonders.

Reading this thread I kept wondering where I'd heard the name Lucahjin, your post reminded me, NCS was down bad for her for what felt like forever. Honestly I haven't been watching his videos for several years now but I never unsubbed because I used to watch them all the time and he always seemed like a nice guy. Is there some dirt on him I'm unaware of?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

View attachment 7254802

I guess it's not the worst Troon Dungeon I've seen, but how hard is it to tidy up a bit before hitting the record button?

 

[ProfDongs]

I'm really glad that most of the people I enjoyed from the subforum just disappeared or quit Inernet stuff. Just a nonstop series of bad endings for a lot of people.

 

[Banditotron]

>pre-practicing
He seriously did that? Nigga what? It's fucking Mario Party. I'm not even super knowledgeable about ProtonJon but that kinda tells me everything I needed to know. No wonder he trooned out.

Jon's always been the try hard. He cares too much about winning when he's supposed to be having fun with friends.

 

[Wodanaz]

Reading this thread I kept wondering where I'd heard the name Lucahjin, your post reminded me, NCS was down bad for her for what felt like forever. Honestly I haven't been watching his videos for several years now but I never unsubbed because I used to watch them all the time and he always seemed like a nice guy. Is there some dirt on him I'm unaware of?

No, I think NCS has no skeletons in his closet. He basically gives his whole life story in his videos over 15 years. I think if there was some juicy drama, he would have overshared it by now.
Anyway after seeing this gooner shit from Lucahjin, it's hard to say whether or not NCS dodged a bullet, or if he could fix this. She is 48 so I guess she has given up having children anyway.

 

[HighschoolOutnOut]

With ElectronJoanna being in the news I'd like to take a moment to talk about just how badly his autism ruined Super Metroid for Chugga.
Series playlist
Like it's genuinely some of the worst content on youtube. For context it's supposed to be Chugga's first playthrough of the game while NCS and Jon provide commentary and a subtle nudge in the right direction if needed. instead, nearly immediately, it turns into:

Chugga: Let me take a look around this roo-
Jon: Hey stop right there! Did you know if you combine glitches and some obscure speedrun tech you can get an item in this room 10 minutes earlier than you normally would. You Should spend the next 25 minutes trying it
Chugga: uh o-okay I guess

on loop for 30 episodes. It's retarded. It isn't fun to watch and you can tell it isn't fun for Chugga. Such a shame. Just let the nigga play his video game and take joy in experiencing a masterpiece for the first time.

Honestly it should have been obvious Jon was going to change teams. Halting someones playthrough to force them to attempt the sparkball trick is aggressive speedrun brainrot, and speedrun brainrot leads to transitioning 85% of the time.

Most of TRG's content is hard to watch because of Jon. He's an insufferable asshole, who's always right about everything, and puts everyone else down in the process.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

 

[Ghostse]

Lucahjin having a serious think about how John was always getting her lotion for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Lucahjin having a serious think about how John was always getting her lotion for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary.

"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wonder if Slowbeef will take this video down now for misgendering Jon. I've downloaded a copy just in case.

Slowbeef also has a wife and kids and was pretty close to Lowtax so I wouldn't rule out him trooning out too. Especially if anyone digs up those old RPs of him saying faggot.

OT: ProtonJon plays Sonic 06 for fun. This was inevitable.

 

[Tablet County]

He looks like Chris Chan. Talk about negative life goals.

I disagree. I think he looks like a trooned-out Linkara, which is even worse.

expansion fetish porn of himself as Rosalina.

I think this is the worst sequence of words I've seen this year.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Most of TRG's content is hard to watch because of Jon. He's an insufferable asshole, who's always right about everything, and puts everyone else down in the process.

so, he's canadian, more specifically French canadian?

 

[HighschoolOutnOut]

He moved to Twitch largely for most of the last 5 years doing stuff like Fortune cookie game picks or game completion races. Racked up a good community that way but it was kinda squicky that he encouraged his fans to draw Rosajon for him all the time and played it off as a joke to justify it..

He's married as well, but no kids. So probably another marriage that will quietly end in a few years so the partner can safely bow out.

IIRC he's been predominantly a Twitch streamer for more than a decade at this point. Want to say around 2012. He's made infrequent comeback on YouTube since, but his main breadwinner has been Twitch for a long time. Being an early Twitch adopter helped him quite a bit.

His stream content was mostly shit IMO. Most of it was him and a bunch of moderator friends nobody cared about yelling about games on Skype/Discord.

I used it like his YouTube content back in the day but always tuned out of his streams since his co-commentstors were literal who faggots.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Having never really watched Lucah, I had no idea she was a degenerate too! I guess that explains the book she got Chugga some years ago that was like a glossary of dirty words. Any chance she’s gonna poon out?

 

[XiaoMeiMei]

Have most people missed that Lucahjin has a Fansly where she uses her VTuber persona for highly explicit things (lewd recordings, streaming H-games, taking requests, feet pictures, the works). All under the guise of being "in-character" as her "horse mom" persona. Her VTuber avatar basically is exactly like "Rosajon" -- ridiculous proportions and all.

With all this going on it makes me wonder though.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so for starters im not surprised jon trooned out. it seems to be a common trend with insufferable people like himself. i pray chugga and NCS are spared because you just know he is going to try to get them to troon out as well.

as far as lucahjin is concerned however lets not jump to the conclusion that she is to blame at all. troons hate women above all else so if she refused to support jon the troon army would call for her head which i doubt she feels like putting up with.

what i will say is that i would not be surprised if the things she does on fansly are simply due to the fact that jon stopped showing much attraction to her if any and now shes seeking that connection elsewhere. something like "jon is too busy talking bout how excited he is gonna be when he gets his stinkditch to even compliment me on my outfit but these people online are constantly drooling over me so ill just focus on them instead"

all that being said maybe lowtax won in the end after all because it seems like more and more people from SA are trooning out or getting exposed for some other degenerate shit.

 

[Ghostse]

so for starters im not surprised jon trooned out. it seems to be a common trend with insufferable people like himself. i pray chugga and NCS are spared because you just know he is going to try to get them to troon out as well.

Billions must troon

 

[Acme Iku]

Any chance she’s gonna poon out?

Having watched Lucah a lot previously some of her older stuff is comfy, don't judge me I doubt it, she's not at all the type for it. She is however a Quirk Chungus type of person who has built her brand on being a mix of being le hecking wholesome lady the age of your mom trying to play vidya and making dirty jokes and playing horny games in contrast to that.
It's been sad to see her lean more and more into latter angle and encourage PJ's porn addiction while doing so. Then again, if she put her foot down to stop this then Jon would've likely thrown her under the bus by crying transphobia. No way to win here, really.