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This game is already hell so, I guess he would go to a version of this game a week before it was released.
Let's Sperg Let's plays awful, and or mediocre games. - There a ton of them out there. (Starting with Virus: It's aware)
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Good news everyone. I did finally beat the final boss with out it glitcheing out and not dying. (Mind you it did glitch a few times).
I going to go do some testing because I have a sneaking suspicion I know why it was bugging out. Aside from this game being a glitch mess.
Edit: I know why it been glitching out, and not dying as I can 100% reproduce the bug. And this makes me extra annoyed at this game.
I going to go do some testing because I have a sneaking suspicion I know why it was bugging out. Aside from this game being a glitch mess.
Edit: I know why it been glitching out, and not dying as I can 100% reproduce the bug. And this makes me extra annoyed at this game.
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There was a FPS game where the gimmick was you would mutate every so often.
You played an alien creature on an alien planet shooting aliens and you would level up like in a RPG, and were presented with three random mutations, some would make you faster, some would unlock and upgrade your weapons, I think some would let you fly.
The game was shit and I don't remember the name.
You played an alien creature on an alien planet shooting aliens and you would level up like in a RPG, and were presented with three random mutations, some would make you faster, some would unlock and upgrade your weapons, I think some would let you fly.
The game was shit and I don't remember the name.
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Bad news. Doing the recording and this is what it came out to look like in the video editor.
I have to go fucking re record this mess of a level in one take again. here hope it doesn't take me another 5 attempts to get a run where I don't die.
Even fucking OBS doesn't want anything to do with this game it seems.
On the brightside
Here have a spoiler video from a side take I did to get a better look at this thing.
I have to go fucking re record this mess of a level in one take again. here hope it doesn't take me another 5 attempts to get a run where I don't die.
Even fucking OBS doesn't want anything to do with this game it seems.
On the brightside
Here have a spoiler video from a side take I did to get a better look at this thing.
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Virus: It's aware update Final: Going out with a bang.
This is the shortest level yet, the video only lasted up to 5 because I also left in the ending AND CREDITS.
SEEMS TO INHABIT? Ahh you know I guess all these evil undead cyborgs just happen to be here before the evil showed up.
Sometimes I can't tell if a graphical bug like the top of this ladder is the emulator or this game. Given what game this is, I am leaning on the latter.
You might also noticed our new gun on the bottom right. You get only 3 ammo, and you can always switch back to the taser with R2.
We also lost our super fast firing third gun.
Fuck this up coming hallway.
You can see me inch forward to trigger this shit. There 3 of these in this hallway.
Here all 3. Also make sure you turn around here at the mid point like this.
3 head crabs pop out of nowhere in a cutscene.
They get this fucking close to you before you get given back control. The game is already not pulling punches and we barely started.
Oh btw these headcrabs respawn nonstop every time you kill them.
In the next room we meet a "new" enemy. I say new in qoutes because it's just a reskin of johnny cab from level 1.
It looks different but it severs the same role as johnny cab of healing 2 enemies that spawn in this room.
Speaking of those two enemies.
As soon as you pop your head in this room you see these two crates, and then
I Guess the real evil is amazon.
Even after replaying and beating this stupid level more then 8 times, I still have trouble in the HP department with this bullshit.
And when you open the door we get the whole bullshit headcrab spawning thing again.
Something I noticed on a different scrapped recording where I died later.
The wall here is more blue then the rest of the level.
After passing it.
We turn into Resident evil 4 for a short moment.
Here a video where I die to it to get a better look at it.
Another weird detail you can miss is there this random hole in the wall when you get chased. It serves no purpose, but I found it weird this little detail is tucked away in a blink and you will miss it moment.
You have to let the door fully shut before the game lets you freely move the camera.
Be careful the game reintroduces blue sparking buttons that kill you if you don't shoot it.
There 3 enemies here waiting to surprise you. You can see the snakeman head to the right. The third guy is hidden
here guarding the button behind the crate.
See this box here, you not even notice it at first.
You don't have to kill this guy even if you could. The next door can be opened once you kill.
The two snake men here, the other pass the wall.
Inside the next room is 4 wall tentacles, and a nasty fucking prank by the devs. It's hard to see right now. So let's move a bit closer.
Do you see it yet?
A blue sparking button hidden in the right corner. Yes if you only shoot at the tentacles on the left to not deal with this shit of a room, the door will kill you when you try to pass it.
I hate to say it, but that has killed a run or two before when I forget about it.
Take a right and we will be at the FINAL BOSS.
Here the ominous boss arena room.
Running to the middle and he drops in. As you can see my HP isn't that high so I have to be extra careful.
He the type to shoot a touhou level of shit at you like boss 4.
You can't normally damage him. You must shoot the 4 what ever the fuck they are rods so fire spews out of them. Then lure him into these fire streams.
It's a real chore and takes way too long.
But when you do kill him he turns into every modern day action block buster and explodes for 5 or more seconds.
Here the sad thing, I developed a 20 second "quick kill" for this boss.
I can already hear you all laughing at the idea I played this shit game so much, I have made my own speedrun tech for it.
Let's hope no one ever picks this shit game up for a speedrun. Not even GDQ deserves this game.
Oh and as I mentioned before about a Bug with this boss.
I tried to incorporate the weird 3 shot only gun into the quick kill which is how I figured out what was happening.
So get this shit. The 3 shot gun if you hit the boss with it not only stuns then and does damage. BUT THE HP BAR WILL RESET TO FULL WHEN YOU DO KILL THEM AND NOT DRAIN AFTERWARDS. This only happens if you hit the boss with this shit.
Like what the fuck, a weapon that actively makes it impossible to beat the last boss.
Let's finish this shit game now.
Killing him let's us open the door we came in from.
You will notice the only working button is the one for the door to the boss room. I guess we have to press it.
Suddenly we get this terminator ass moment. He shoots a ton of shots at us. Mind you I've only ever been hit like once in the 5 or more times I have beaten this level so this is basically just one of the devs wanting to do something cool before the game ends.
It even gets crushed like a bootleg terminator.
You know what this calls for.
Home stretch now, literally no way to die now.
He wasn't lying about the steps, going up ends the game. Time for the end cut scene.
I am going to walk you through what the ending is if you too lazy to watch the video, or want to confirm what you saw.
We get a shot of the boat which is now for some reason out at sea.
Cut to Joan helping Thomas off the floor. For some fucking reason.
They hug while still on the ship, not trying to escape or anything.
SUDDENLY THE BOAT STARTS TO INEXPLICABLY EXPLODING.
Metal debris falls ALL AROUND THEM some how fucking missing the bother and sister hugging.
They make a run for it.
Some how these explosions are not doing any damage or throwing them as they escape.
Joan not wanting to join the 41% club jumps off the boat.
Thomas almost gets caught in a explosion but makes it off.
They both swim to the docks?
Joan breaks her back helping her brother up.
Joan suddenly turns into what looks like a model you expect to find in the cartoon network movie "Scary Godmother"
Seriously she went from looking like ghost in the shell bootleg, to making this
Look normal.
What I am trying to say is.
EVIL, NEVER ONCE.
Also if I wasn't still in love with my Anna avatar, I would use that picture of Joan.
Next shot doesn't even fucking help, she looks more like a mutant here then the last one.
They pass out realizing what awful fucking game they are in.
Then the ship explodes again but this time it's a giant explosion.
We start zooming out.
and out.
all the way to space.
where we see a satellite/space station.
We start to pan across it and
OH NO THE EVIL HAS ALREADY INFECTED IT.
Now you probably confused about this. Okay let me rephrase that.
You are probably MORE CONFUSED.
So in the movie the EVIL gets to earth when the particle energy cloud hits a space station in orbit and gets beamed down onto earth to a ship linked up with it. That the whole connection to this twist ending.
Next time, Maybe I'll play a less awful game when I decide what game to play.
SEEMS TO INHABIT? Ahh you know I guess all these evil undead cyborgs just happen to be here before the evil showed up.
Sometimes I can't tell if a graphical bug like the top of this ladder is the emulator or this game. Given what game this is, I am leaning on the latter.
You might also noticed our new gun on the bottom right. You get only 3 ammo, and you can always switch back to the taser with R2.
We also lost our super fast firing third gun.
Fuck this up coming hallway.
You can see me inch forward to trigger this shit. There 3 of these in this hallway.
Here all 3. Also make sure you turn around here at the mid point like this.
3 head crabs pop out of nowhere in a cutscene.
They get this fucking close to you before you get given back control. The game is already not pulling punches and we barely started.
Oh btw these headcrabs respawn nonstop every time you kill them.
In the next room we meet a "new" enemy. I say new in qoutes because it's just a reskin of johnny cab from level 1.
It looks different but it severs the same role as johnny cab of healing 2 enemies that spawn in this room.
Speaking of those two enemies.
As soon as you pop your head in this room you see these two crates, and then
I Guess the real evil is amazon.
Even after replaying and beating this stupid level more then 8 times, I still have trouble in the HP department with this bullshit.
And when you open the door we get the whole bullshit headcrab spawning thing again.
Something I noticed on a different scrapped recording where I died later.
The wall here is more blue then the rest of the level.
After passing it.
We turn into Resident evil 4 for a short moment.
Here a video where I die to it to get a better look at it.
Another weird detail you can miss is there this random hole in the wall when you get chased. It serves no purpose, but I found it weird this little detail is tucked away in a blink and you will miss it moment.
You have to let the door fully shut before the game lets you freely move the camera.
Be careful the game reintroduces blue sparking buttons that kill you if you don't shoot it.
There 3 enemies here waiting to surprise you. You can see the snakeman head to the right. The third guy is hidden
here guarding the button behind the crate.
See this box here, you not even notice it at first.
You don't have to kill this guy even if you could. The next door can be opened once you kill.
The two snake men here, the other pass the wall.
Inside the next room is 4 wall tentacles, and a nasty fucking prank by the devs. It's hard to see right now. So let's move a bit closer.
Do you see it yet?
A blue sparking button hidden in the right corner. Yes if you only shoot at the tentacles on the left to not deal with this shit of a room, the door will kill you when you try to pass it.
I hate to say it, but that has killed a run or two before when I forget about it.
Take a right and we will be at the FINAL BOSS.
Here the ominous boss arena room.
Running to the middle and he drops in. As you can see my HP isn't that high so I have to be extra careful.
He the type to shoot a touhou level of shit at you like boss 4.
You can't normally damage him. You must shoot the 4 what ever the fuck they are rods so fire spews out of them. Then lure him into these fire streams.
It's a real chore and takes way too long.
But when you do kill him he turns into every modern day action block buster and explodes for 5 or more seconds.
Here the sad thing, I developed a 20 second "quick kill" for this boss.
I can already hear you all laughing at the idea I played this shit game so much, I have made my own speedrun tech for it.
Let's hope no one ever picks this shit game up for a speedrun. Not even GDQ deserves this game.
Oh and as I mentioned before about a Bug with this boss.
I tried to incorporate the weird 3 shot only gun into the quick kill which is how I figured out what was happening.
So get this shit. The 3 shot gun if you hit the boss with it not only stuns then and does damage. BUT THE HP BAR WILL RESET TO FULL WHEN YOU DO KILL THEM AND NOT DRAIN AFTERWARDS. This only happens if you hit the boss with this shit.
Like what the fuck, a weapon that actively makes it impossible to beat the last boss.
Let's finish this shit game now.
Killing him let's us open the door we came in from.
You will notice the only working button is the one for the door to the boss room. I guess we have to press it.
Suddenly we get this terminator ass moment. He shoots a ton of shots at us. Mind you I've only ever been hit like once in the 5 or more times I have beaten this level so this is basically just one of the devs wanting to do something cool before the game ends.
It even gets crushed like a bootleg terminator.
You know what this calls for.
Home stretch now, literally no way to die now.
He wasn't lying about the steps, going up ends the game. Time for the end cut scene.
I am going to walk you through what the ending is if you too lazy to watch the video, or want to confirm what you saw.
We get a shot of the boat which is now for some reason out at sea.
Cut to Joan helping Thomas off the floor. For some fucking reason.
They hug while still on the ship, not trying to escape or anything.
SUDDENLY THE BOAT STARTS TO INEXPLICABLY EXPLODING.
Metal debris falls ALL AROUND THEM some how fucking missing the bother and sister hugging.
They make a run for it.
Some how these explosions are not doing any damage or throwing them as they escape.
Joan not wanting to join the 41% club jumps off the boat.
Thomas almost gets caught in a explosion but makes it off.
They both swim to the docks?
Joan breaks her back helping her brother up.
Joan suddenly turns into what looks like a model you expect to find in the cartoon network movie "Scary Godmother"
Seriously she went from looking like ghost in the shell bootleg, to making this
Look normal.
What I am trying to say is.
EVIL, NEVER ONCE.
Also if I wasn't still in love with my Anna avatar, I would use that picture of Joan.
Next shot doesn't even fucking help, she looks more like a mutant here then the last one.
They pass out realizing what awful fucking game they are in.
Then the ship explodes again but this time it's a giant explosion.
We start zooming out.
and out.
all the way to space.
where we see a satellite/space station.
We start to pan across it and
OH NO THE EVIL HAS ALREADY INFECTED IT.
Now you probably confused about this. Okay let me rephrase that.
You are probably MORE CONFUSED.
So in the movie the EVIL gets to earth when the particle energy cloud hits a space station in orbit and gets beamed down onto earth to a ship linked up with it. That the whole connection to this twist ending.
Next time, Maybe I'll play a less awful game when I decide what game to play.
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The real evil was the bugs we found along the way.
But really, the game is such a mess of bugginess and shit game design. Why would you do this to yourself?
But really, the game is such a mess of bugginess and shit game design. Why would you do this to yourself?
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Thank you for sacrificing your sanity to play such a garbage game for my amusement.
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For the sake of kiwi kind.
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You WILL keep the theme going, this game is free on archive.org
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It sounds a bit like Alter Echo, a mediocre game which tried to be a big toy franchise but failed hard
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Nah it was a lot weirder and obscure. Not a faggy twink in an anime suit.
EDIT: Found it on Abandonware.
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Holy shit this game. Way way back in the early years of youtube let's plays I saw a let play of this game. It was one of the things that got me into lets playing.
With time I forgot the name of this game, and never could find this game when ever I tried to describe it. Crazy how it shows up now all these years later. Thanks.
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I'm still confused, and I'm now convinced someone spiked my drink, or maybe I did kill myself after the last Reborn update and this is hell, also I'm guessing you do enjoy this game in some masochist way, otherwise you wouldn't have played it enough times to be able to pretty much speedrun it.
So...... are you gonna play Superman 64 next?
So...... are you gonna play Superman 64 next?
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Hahahahaahaha. I might be masochist enough to play Virus enough for speedrun strats, but I aint no proton jon.
You want that game, go watch his very good and informative let's play.
Playlist for it
And as much as I rant about Virus, I do enjoy it in a way best described as "Looking down, and pitying it" type of way.
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Turns out someone did speedrun Virus: It Is Aware once.
So in thoery If I wasn't lazy, and looking around to see what next game I should play is, I could reasonably speedrun this game and get world record if I wanted to.
So in thoery If I wasn't lazy, and looking around to see what next game I should play is, I could reasonably speedrun this game and get world record if I wanted to.
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Honestly the game looks janky enough that you could probably find a way to start glitching through level geometry. If you did you'd hold that WR pretty much forever since it's not like anyone else is going to play this game.So in thoery If I wasn't lazy, and looking around to see what next game I should play is, I could reasonably speedrun this game and get world record if I wanted to.
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I think I found a suitable game. I wont spoil the name of the game because I feel that might sway opinion on it. But here are some key things to note.
Licensed Title of a popular horror movie franchise, tries to be survivor horror, fails at it , and ends up feeling more action horror WITH TANK CONTROLS.
The combat is pretty fucking awful, RESPAWNING ENEMIES, hit detection can be very very finicky at times when it comes to melee. A "one liner" button you can spam to hear the person you play as say the same 2 lines(He has more but by god does 2 of the lines seem to play more often then others).
There is a Giant spider boss, and a tree boss.
Doesn't shit it's self bug wise like Virus did( I know, I know not a high bar). But it falls straightly under Mediocre, and depending on if you can stomach hit detection when it doesn't feel like working.
There even a maze.
I want to know your guys opinion if this sounds like a game worthy of being played for this thread.
Licensed Title of a popular horror movie franchise, tries to be survivor horror, fails at it , and ends up feeling more action horror WITH TANK CONTROLS.
The combat is pretty fucking awful, RESPAWNING ENEMIES, hit detection can be very very finicky at times when it comes to melee. A "one liner" button you can spam to hear the person you play as say the same 2 lines(He has more but by god does 2 of the lines seem to play more often then others).
There is a Giant spider boss, and a tree boss.
Doesn't shit it's self bug wise like Virus did( I know, I know not a high bar). But it falls straightly under Mediocre, and depending on if you can stomach hit detection when it doesn't feel like working.
There even a maze.
I want to know your guys opinion if this sounds like a game worthy of being played for this thread.
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I'm down for what hanky RE clone you find. I'm here to enjoy your suffering and learn about bad games.
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