Let's say - theoretically - that I took something from the Kiwi Farms fridge

[Unassuming Local Guy]

And let's say - again, purely hypothetically - that I wanted to return it without anyone noticing. What do you suppose the best way to do that would be?

Also, do you think they would get mad if there was an amount missing? Say, approximately one impassioned swig's worth?

Asking here because the events that follow may or may not directly impact the usability of this forum. In theory, of course.

 

[Verxis]

Do not under any circumstances return the item in question. Returning is is legally an admission of guilt and renders you legally culpable of the theft of said item. This is not legal advice, I just love the taste of booba milk.

 

[cease and desist]

Give it to me, I'll put it back. Don't even worry about it

 

[Apis mellifera]

I've been hypothetically eating some dumbfuck's lunch for a week without anyone complaining, just keep on doing what you're doing, it's not like you can get b& for it.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Did you take some jannies' HRT pills?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If it’s only a swig, then just piss in it. It will fill it back up to the top and the taste wouldn’t be noticeable.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Did you take some jannies' HRT pills?

No, just Rittenhouse's.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If it's something like, say, I don't know, breast milk, you can top it off with regular store bought cow's milk and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I don't think the trannie jannies will notice mate if you took only a spoonful.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If it's something like, say, I don't know, breast milk, you can top it off with regular store bought cow's milk and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

What do you mean? All the KF brand breast milk is cow's milk.

 

[cuddle striker]

look just add water back to where it was before and sneak it back in the fridge when everyone's at a meeting

that's how you do it

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What do you mean? All the KF brand breast milk is cow's milk.

That's not milk and it didn't cum out of a breast.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@Unassuming Local Guy Just buy a new one and replace the thing you took. That should smooth things over.
Also, put a "Do Not Take From Fridge" sticky on it.

 

[misterduckford]

It would definitely contain bodily fluids and/or exogenous hormones. Prepare your anus.

 

[Ebony Way]

You absolute motherfucker, there better be some semen left in that jar when you return it. That's my unsuspecting future baby daddy juice in there.

You've just guzzled 5 months of hard work sneaking through windows at night and rifling through waste bins for freshly used condoms. If there is none left, you will pay me back.