Let's Sperg Let's Sperg: Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition - The Adventures of Alabamy Tranny

[caffeinated_wench]

Because why the fuck not.

This is going to be a modded Let's Sperg of the Enhanced Edition, so there'll be dialogue that doesn't exist in the vanilla game. Why? Because I'm lazy and the mod is practically canon anyway.

For character creation, we'll just go down the list and pick. First post decides gender and we go from there.

(See the spoiler tag for details.)

Spoiler: Spergery

Gender

• Male

• Female

Race
(This decides what classes are available and whether or not we can multi-class.)

• Human

• Elf

• Half-elf

• Gnome

• Halfling

• Dwarf

• Half-orc

Classes (and Class Kits)

• Fighter (Fighter, Berserker, Wizard Slayer, Dwarven Defender)

• Ranger (Ranger, Archer, Stalker, Beastmaster)

• Paladin (Paladin, Cavalier, Inquisitor, Undead Hunter, Blackguard)

• Cleric (Cleric, Priest of Talos, Priest of Helm, Priest of Lathander)

• Druid (Druid, Totemic Druid, Shapeshifter, Avenger)

• Mage (Mage, Abjurer, Conjurer, Diviner, Enchanter, Illusionist, Invoker, Necromancer, Transmuter, Wild Mage)

• Thief (Thief, Assassin, Bounty Hunter, Swashbuckler, Shadowdancer)

• Bard (Bard, Blade, Jester, Skald)

• Sorcerer (Sorcerer, Dragon Disciple)

• Monk (Monk, Dark Moon Monk, Sun Soul Monk)

• Barbarian

Alignment

• Lawful Good

• Neutral Good

• Chaotic Good

• Lawful Neutral

• TRUE and HONEST True Neutral

• Chaotic Neutral

• Lawful Evil

• Neutral Evil

• Chaotic Evil

 

[Randy Lahey]

Male

 

[Venusaur]

Gnome

 

[Randy Lahey]

Thief

 

[Randall Fragg]

Chaotic evil.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Male

Gnome

Thief

Chaotic evil.

Here are our stats:

We can either continue with these, or we can change them as we see fit.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Go with that.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Go with that.

Hoo boy, now we have 40 points to spend!
Where should we dump 'em?

(Not pictured: Set Traps - 5)

To make this go faster, first one gets 20 dumped into it, second gets 15, and third gets 5.

 

[c-no]

Find Traps

 

[Tranhuviya]

Hide in Shadows

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Find Traps

Hide in Shadows

K, we have 5 points left.

Where do we dump 'em?

 

[c-no]

Pick Pockets

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Pick Pockets

That's the last of them!

We have 2 proficiency points.
Our weapon choices are:

• Long Sword
• Short Sword
• Weeaboo blade Katana
• Scmitar/other weeaboo weapons Wakizashi/Ninjato
• Good ol' fashioned dagger
• Club
• Quarterstaff
• Crossbow
• Shortbow
• Sling
• Dart
• Two-handed style
• One-handed style
• Sword-and-shield style
• Two-weapon style

We can only put ONE point in any of them. Which two will it be?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Dagger.

 

[c-no]

one-handed style

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Dagger.

one-handed style

Done and done.

And now, the most important decision of all

What... is our name?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Alabamy Blacksnake

 

[c-no]

I was gonna say Tranny Gnome because of that one Baldur's Gate game still, if we decide player sprite, make it dark skinned gnome.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Alabamy Blacksnake

I was gonna say Tranny Gnome because of that one Baldur's Gate game still, if we decide player sprite, make it dark skinned gnome.

Naming him "Alabamy Tranny."

That's all for character creation. From hereon out, no holds barred. Whatever goes.

TL;DR: Words.

Alabamy finds himself in front of Candlekeep Inn, and has been given some gold to buy shit. He She has no idea what's going on but is highly offended that Gorion still refuses to acknowledge his her t r a n s-blackness. Probably because he's white cis scum. There's a cis male young man standing by the door of the inn, and he beckons Alabamy over, claiming to be his her childhood friend.

 

[c-no]

SPeak with the guy while thinking how much of a shit head he is. Be sure to friendzone the fuck out of him if you think he's hitting on you.